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Tatia - Though her looks are striking and her clothing sparse to say the least, many men are turned off by her powers of sorcery. "Sure, every once in a while, I get testy and turn a guy into something, but that's what they get for forgetting my birthday." Though many ALE members were skeptical of her at first, after turning Incubus reX into a Kiwi bird, and Linger into a fully functional outhouse, she garnered the respect of the other ALE members. "She gave me a chance to use my ALE Curse-Reverse-O-Matic," said Mouno. "I think its great. Even though Linger still has a funny taste in his mouth, for the most part, they're back to normal, score another one for science." Tatia's other skills include being able to communicate with animals and throwing a really great barbeque, thanks to her Fire Wall skills.

In Flames - In Flames is not the kind of guy you want to get close to. Though he has amazing powers to turn himself into a cloud of fire, he does have a tendancy to damage things. After destroying four chais and Incubus reX's favorite picture of him standing with Richard Nixon, he was given his own special asbestos bar stool. "He can make a great gumbo, no doubt about it, and the fact that he turns blue when he drinks is pretty

cool. I just wish he wasn't so physical," said Shaidar. "We can conly replace the bar so many times, before we have to go and knock over a gas station for more money."

"He's a fairly smart fellow," said Linger. "Which is weird because I don't see how his brain can survive in all that fire. Then again, with ALE, its best not to ask those sorts of questions."

First Knight - When he was dug out, after 4,000 years of being frozen in the ice, First Knight's first words were, "By the Rain God, I need a drink!" Since joining ALE, First Knight has taken up the spot of being its oldest member. Much of his time is spent grumbling and

complaining. "In my day, we didn't have big flashy monsters, we had blobs of green slime and we were happy with 'em, by gum! And we didn't have any of this live action nonsense either. When we got into a battle, it was orderly. We'd hit the monsters once, and then stand there and let the monsters have their turn."

Aside from senility, First Knight can offer insight from his years of service for the forces of good. Of course, most of it involves talking about what it's like to be frozen in a glacier. His most often heard quote is "it was very cold and I couldn't move."