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| 99'~3000gt - Probably the most advanced car ever built: artifical intelligence, titanium alloy fuselage, and a really rockin' sound system. Unfortunately, ethyl alcohol engines and A.I. don't mix. On its maiden voyage, it pitched its prissy little Italian test driver, and |
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| Idahochick - Idahochick is most decidely the weirdest ALE member yet. Always on the lookout for new challenges, Mounopano decided to 'put the vodka back in the potato." "This is just another reason why magic and science shouldn't mix," says Mouno, "especially drunken magic." After many failures, Mouno attempted to enlist the aid of Dark Magus. "Why they wrote the Give Sentience spell, in the same section as the Make Alcohol spell section is totally beyond me," says Dark Magus. "Come to think of it, a whole bunch of |
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| problems could have been avoided if I had reorganized my Lexicon....oh well," The end result was one very intelligent, very drunk little talking potato. With little else he could do, Mouno brought the now royally pissed spud to Shaidar, who naturally, made it an ALE member. "We've had to replace all of our potato chips with pretzels and peanuts, but I don't mind, she provides a new perspective to ALE." Linger, on the other hand, has threatened on may occasions to 'scallop' the wench for taking away his Mosquite BBQ Ruffles. |
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| made a bee-line for the ALE pub. Now it sits proudly nearby, with a syphon tube directly into ALE's reserves. It is insanely jealous of other cars, especially "that black piece of shit Kit, from Knight Rider." "We're pretty sure it's got something going with Idahochick," added LadyMacdeath. "Everytime that potato is in that car, its glass gets all fogged up almost immediately." "Well, the first thing we did was trash the old ALE-Mobile," says Bigun. "I don't mind, this car is much nicer and it doesn't smell like stale cheese." 3000gt's most often heard quote is "If you puke on my upholstery, you'll be dead before you hit the ground" |
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| has been the Cigarette Butt Golem, which he assembled from various garbage found lying around outside the ALE pub. |
| Raziel - While most people were training for careers in business, law, or medicine, Raziel decided to enter the enigmatic field of Necromancy, a job he was definitely not cut out for. "In fact, he's terrible at it," says X~Slayer. "His Bone Walls are more Bone Speed Bumps." "I remember when I asked Raziel to raise George Washington to give us advice. Instead, we got Spiro Agnew. That's pretty typical for him," quipped Tatia. Despite his apparent lack of natural talent, Raziel's optimism hasn't flagged. He continues to raise pitiful ghosts and mediocre zombies always repeating his mantra of "practice makes perfect." His greatest creation yet |