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Ah, here we are. 2
years and counting. Several important events have happened since
the inception of this website, not the least of which has been the central
unifying question on everyone's minds. On this our second anniversary,
it is apropos to answer the question news organizations, world leaders,
religious experts, even the writers themselves have pondered for 2 years.
That's right. "What is the name of Indigo Retina's Site O' Stuff's
mascot?"
He's popped up randomly yet consistently throughout all of The Site O' Stuff's various incarnations He is the unit of measurement for the movie reviews section. He has literally made or broken the chances of upcoming movies. Until now, he was only referred to as the Annoyed Monkey Holding A Ball. A cumbersome nomenclature, to be sure. It is with great bemusement that we announce the formal changing of site mascot's name. From henceforth, the new name of this awesomely awesome mascot will be (trumpet flare)
Isn't that a great name? Imagine
it. "Is he an internationally renowned and feared jewel thief?
Is he a trillionaire industrialist from Pluto? Is he a simple monkey
clutching a ball? He is all these things, my friends. He is
Arnage H. Bonzai, mascot extraordinaire". It's awesomocity is quite
the large...well...bunch of awesome. (Mad props to Michelle for the
naming of Arnage H. Bonzai.)
Now, in honor of our second anniversary, here are some second anniversary haiku. Near the end of March Second anniversary of The Site O' Stuff and Arnage H. Bonzai Site O' Stuff mascot's new name The best mascot....ever. And now, a message from Indigo Retina: Dear loyal site fans, fellow writers, newcomers,
and stockholders; Here I am again, your
ever-faithful comedy website owner and sometimes site-updater. It's
been a great 2 years working on this website. 2 years of late nights
making the website look better, 2 years of occasional server crashes, and
in the case of the Liquid2K months, hereafter to be referred to as The
Nether Times, 2 years of constant and ridiculously prolonged server crashes.
Thankfully, we're back at Geocities, still going strong until a) Liquid2K
returns with better service, or b) we move to another non-Liquid2K hosting
service. In any case, my apologies for all the delays and hiatuses
over the past year. It is something we hope to remedy over the coming
year, so that we're still around for a 3rd, or preferably, a "3th" anniversary.
But, all that behind us, we have made some progress over the past year. The introduction of a popular new section called "Rejected Projects", a 3rd Extraordinarily Random Picture Gallery, a web comic called "Musical Snares", and numerous other random features were highlights this year. We also went through several new looks this year, including the addition of frames. Now, all those with frames-enabled browsers can see the site as the editor-in-chief, yours truly, originally intended it. What lies ahead for the Site O' Stuff? Perhaps a continuation of "Musical Snares". To be sure, more Rejected Projects will be added. A continuation of the Marta Terez Episode Guide is also inevitable. The key is progress, and I can promise plenty of that this year. So, to sum up my plans for the future, let's do this like Brutus.-- Indigo Retina Indigo Retina's Site O' Stuff Editor-in-Chief, future President of the United States This concludes the second anniversary spectacular.
We hope you've enjoyed our bit of commemoration. Enjoy the rest of
the site.
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