Archives

Past Indigo Retina's Site O' Stuff columns at your fingertips.

June, 2004
No Pain Remains: An Adventure in Morals
Jackson documents an experience to remember

Local Beatles Cover Band Breaks Up
Jackson reports on the end of the not-so-legendary Savoy Truffles

April, 2004
Real Life Thrills Supplemented by Real Time Thrills
Jackson compares girls to TV shows. Hilarity ensues.

Essay Accompanying a Design Project
Jackson bears his soul as he does his design homework.

September 2003
6 Dating Tips For Single Parents
Senior Single Parent Dating Correspondent Jackson Brody gives some helpful hints

July 2003
A Death in The Family: Mourning the Loss of Record Castle
Jackson provides a heartfelt tribute and fond farewell to the neighborhood record establishment.

Reflections of a Non-High School Dropout
Jackson reflects on his high school years.

A Heartbreaking Review Of Staggering Parody
Indigo Retina reviews "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by Dave Eggers in the writing style of "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by Dave Eggers

April 2003
The Greatest Action Sequence...Ever!
Indigo Retina creates the most action-packed 3 seconds of movie time ever.

March 2003
IRSOS War Update
Fuv Ma' Poppin covers Gulf War II

IRSOS 2 Year Anniversary Spectacular
IRSOS's "terrible twos" have arrived.

May 2002
Le Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
An interview with Jean-Marie Le Pen, the surprise right-wring extremist who was chosen to run against Jaques Chirac in the 2002 French presidential elections

GradLibs
Why write a graduation speech yourself when Indigo Retina's Site O' Stuff can give you a custom-built one?

Oscars 2002
War on Washington
Denzel, that is!

March 2002
Building Dramas: Open House
An online eView of upcoming dramas set in government or business buildings

IRSOS One Year Anniversary Spectacular
Happy Birthday to us!

February 2002
A Very Special Valentine's Day (Not So) Spectacular
(AKA--(Un)Happy Valentine's Day)

)-(ello My Future Weatherby
Principle Weatherby flaunts his stuff with his new webpage.

January 2002:
Dave Thomas: In Memoriam

Holidays 2001:
A Very Special Indigo Retina Christmas Special
Indigo Retina's 2002 To-Dos
Indigo Retina's Best and Worst of 2001

October 2001
The Misadventures of Principle Weatherby
Yup, it's the superhero with the bow-tie on his....well, go and look.

Newspost Archive
All the news that's fit to save

Tribute to Douglas Adams
A loving tribute to the man, the myth, the greatest author ever

To the Extreme
Concepts for new Extreme Activities after the downfall of the XFL

The ConseQuiz
What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?!
Are you better than Melanie? Melanie, that bitch!

Which Microsoft Operating System Is Yo' Mama?
Microsoft Word To Your Mother

Guest Speaker Columns
The Babble That Was The First "Guest Speakers" Column
The Not-Babble That Was The Point/Counterpoint on "Planet of the Apes"
Fuv and Jackson's reviews of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
Fuv's Review of "Ocean's 11" and Jackson's letter to Antonio Atacan
Lola's Debut Article on Avril Lavigne
The Emo Point/Counterpoint

Indigo Retina For President and the Election of 2020
Campaign Trail Headline Links

Week 1: Presidential Race Kicks Off
Week 2: DiChezzerai Gains California's 57 Electoral Vots
Week 3: 3 Votes Between Retina, DeLeon; DeLeon, DiChezzerai
Week 4: Electoral College Split 3 Ways: "The hell?", Experts say.
Week 5: DeLeon, DiChezzerai Pick Vice Presidential Candidates
Week 6: Vice President Choices Spark Electoral College Shift: DiChezzerai Leads
Week 7: DeLeon Support Dries Up In West: Retina Leads Again
Week 8: Deity Party Announces Candidates: Deity Primaries Next Week
Week 9: Jesus Drops Out Before Primaries: Zeus Becomes Deity Front-Runner
Week 10: Zeus Grabs Most of New England's Electoral Votes
Week 11: Zeus Picks VP: Artie From "The Adventures of Pete and Pete"
Week 12: Transgressive Party Convention To Be Held This Week
Week 13: Transgressive Party Convention Held This Week: Full coverage
Week 14: BBWW, Deity, Tragically Hip Party Conventions Held: Full coverage
Week 15: Conventions Spark Electoral College Shift: States too close to call give Satch DeLeon lead
Week 16: Scandal Rocks Campaigns: Scruff McGruff Secrets Exposed
Week 17: Panama Could Gain Statehood Before Election: Change in Electoral College May Ensue
Week 18: Panama Gains Statehood: Electoral College Shifts Again
Week 19: Major Week of Debates Ends: Results Tallied
Week 20: Exclusive Look at Candidates: 1 Week and Counting Until Election
Week 21: Election Night
Week 22: Recounts?
Week 23: Recounts.
Week 24: December 12th Cometh
Week 25: Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo
Week 26: President Connery Surrenders
Week 27: Retina Makes Presidential Cabinet Appointments
Week 28: Indigo Retina Sworn In At Inauguration Ceremony