GradLibs
Speech Page
Here's where
you find out how your carefully
selected words fit into our patent-pending all-purpose valedictory speech.
The speech is below, with words missing. The numbers after those
missing words correspond to the numbers on the sheet you printed out.
You know the rest. You may be a high school graduate, but you never
can tell when someone doesn't understand. Go ahead and check it out.
Welcome, parents, teachers, students,
___________________
(#1) . We come here
today celebrating the __________________________th
(#2)
Commencement of this school. This graduation is all about
the Class of 2002. I remember last year when Bucky _____________
(#3) got the measles and ___________________
(#4)
, causing quite the ruckus in the teacher's lounge.
Ah, but the by-gone days are not gone totally however. They live
on in our _________________________
(#5)
along
with everyone we know.
Although my 4.__ (#6)
grade
point average shouldn't impress you much (wait for ___________ (#7)),
we know that we've done what we could to make our experience here a good
one. I'm sure we've all had a time here that we won't soon forget.
Whether it was Nick ____________ (#8) ______________
(#9)
O'Connor creating havok in Mr. D's ____________________
(#10)
class,
or just that glorious _______________ (#11)
fatass
Fenbury. Oh, Fenbury, what stories could I NOT tell about you?
The way you always picked your _________________
(#12),
how you wanted to __________________
(#13) some
____________ (#14) in a bathtub, and
what you did with that __________________
(#15).
You were a ___________
(#16) , come to think
of it.
I've continually thought to myself, could I
have made this experience better. And I say "Hell ________!!!!!"
(#17). In any case, I'm sure we can all say that our years here have been _____________
(#18). Thank you, and good ___________
(#19)
We hope you've found the speech satisfactory.
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