CRAZY STUFF
(COLUMNS)

Moron of the Month
Here you will find the most idiotic things that people have posted on our message boards or guestbook. If we can't track down a picture of them, we'll just draw what we think they should look like. After all, it's easier to point and laugh, when you have something to point and laugh at.

Shmouk Says Column
We let Matt ramble about whatever he wants, and you get to read it for free. Not that we'd charge you for anything, but free makes it sound better.

Chase's Cursings and Shtuff
Here's where Chase rants and raves about whatever he wants...whoa de ja vu. This one is also free amazingly.

Things That Sean Likes
Cover your ears Grandma, Sean knows how to warp your mind quicker than stank on a dead chitlin. Dang we're a wacky band. Here you'll find Sean's views on stuff.

Dave Gets to Talk Tooyy
Everyone's gets a page to say stuff on, so we have to allow even crazy Dave to put in a good word for himself. Of course, what Dave doesn't know is that we heavily edit his words to make him sound stupid. Shhhh..

Eric's Homegirl of the Month Pur
Eric enjoys his Homegirls very much, so he decided to make a page dedicated to one of them each month.