Stephanos42: so ummmm u have any near death experience's lately?
rockpunkchick: um... no
rockpunkchick: if i did, I had a severe head trama that made me forget about it
Stephanos42: oh, i did. i died, it was pretty weird, but ummm... yep
rockpunkchick: cool
Stephanos42: yes, i was in a car and a spoon got jammed down my throat, but it wasnt really me, just my clone/psychic energy in the form of a being
Stephanos42: master tiffany, is the computer stronger?
rockpunkchick: huh?
Stephanos42: just go with it
rockpunkchick: easier, yes, more deciteful, yes
Stephanos42: but how am i to know the computer from the ummmm non computer?
rockpunkchick: you will know....
rockpunkchick: when you are calm
rockpunkchick: at peace
Stephanos42: yep, you say that as if it's going to happen
rockpunkchick: for my ally is the computer, and a powerfull ally it is
rockpunkchick: life creates it
rockpunkchick: makes it glow
rockpunkchick: it requires skill, not this (touchs arm) crude matter
Stephanos42: life creates it? ahh hey, the computer IS pretty shiny
rockpunkchick: hehe
Stephanos42: hey, get ur hands off me!!!
rockpunkchick: I DON'T REMEMBER THE NEXT LINE!!!!
Stephanos42: hahahah i think its lukes you want the impossible maybe? this is sad, this is really sad
rockpunkchick: I am so bored...
rockpunkchick: BAM!
rockpunkchick: I guess banging my head on the monitor doesn't help any
BlinkingStar04: No that could really hurt
jessjustine: yes that song is the bes t
jessjustine: yes it is on
jessjustine: hold on I gotta jump up and down now
rockpunkchick: ok, just make sure I get along with this person
jessjustine: okay
jessjustine: lol
rockpunkchick: or I'm gonna come after you and beat you with a.....
jessjustine: lol
jessjustine: stick?
rockpunkchick: no.....
rockpunkchick: .......
jessjustine: drum stick?
jessjustine: lol
rockpunkchick: no.....
jessjustine: hammer?
rockpunkchick: well.......
jessjustine: lol
jessjustine: you meany
jessjustine: you are violent
jessjustine: lol
rockpunkchick: a squid
rockpunkchick: I'll beat you with a squid
NRat5: you should join a mob!
RoseyJohn1: I am a mob
RoseyJohn1: ALICE!!!
mally1227: why?!?!
RoseyJohn1: ALICE!!!
RoseyJohn1: don't you mean 'what?'?
5 minutes later:
mally1227: what?!
mally1227: ahhhhh my away messages used to say doing something with speech! how ironic that the person who helped write my first speech's intro, is now doing her own speech! ay! how ironic is this?!
Auto response from rockpunkchick: I'm doing something for speech, leave a message...
rockpunkchick: too ironic
rockpunkchick: how's it going?
SSJscully: ok,i guess
rockpunkchick: only ok? That sucks
SSJscully: yeah
SSJscully: how are you?
rockpunkchick: ok
rockpunkchick wants to directly connect.
Kirby Marmaduke is now directly connected.
Kirby Marmaduke: "direct connect"
Kirby Marmaduke: it sounds so, so, DIRTY
Kirby Marmaduke: It sounds like some sort of tech geek come-on line
rockpunkchick: darn computer
RoseyJohn1: I hear that
rockpunkchick: really?
RoseyJohn1: yes
RoseyJohn1: yes I do
rockpunkchick: what does it sound like?
RoseyJohn1: sounds like a chime saying you've typed something
RoseyJohn1: it's quite annoying, I think I'm going to turn it off
rockpunkchick: go ahead, knock yourself out
RoseyJohn1: too late
rockpunkchick: ouch
RoseyJohn1: yeah
RoseyJohn1: painful
rockpunkchick: I bet
jessjustine: lol you are one strange cookie
rockpunkchick: your the cookie
jessjustine: lol
jessjustine: yeah
rockpunkchick: I'm the fruitcake
jessjustine: lol
jessjustine: don't say tha
rockpunkchick: why not?
jessjustine: you are not a fruitcake
jessjustine: you are a cherry pie
jessjustine: all yummy inside
rockpunkchick: no, I'm a fruit cake, passed off from person to person and only liked by the crazy
ShanamirRdMg: and Screwdrivers have GOT to be the worst mass-murder weapon.
SPAM425: lol
SPAM425: i prefer big hammers
SPAM425: big large huge heavy hammers
ShanamirRdMg: but screwdrivers are painful and imaginative.
SPAM425: made out of TIN FOIL!
SSJscully: what about an exploding letter?
ShanamirRdMg: That would have to be a MASSIVE tinfoil hammer.
SPAM425: so that the person is pleasantly distracted when i kill them
AndrAIaQ: I eat glass
SPAM425: lol
rockpunkchick: lol
ShanamirRdMg: I eat carnations.
AndrAIaQ: and airplanes
SPAM425: so does stephen!
ShanamirRdMg: They're good!
AndrAIaQ: glass and airplanes
SPAM425: he ate a flower at his graduation
ShanamirRdMg: I'm gonna buy a white one, and eat it in class.
SPAM425: in front of the whole auditorium
John and I were talking about who has a harder time at dances:
RoseyJohn1: guys have to (or at least SHOULD) buy everything, have to worry about transportation (or at least should), have to make sure they say all the right things, and many other subtlties
rockpunkchick: girls have to say the right things too, and keep their legs together
RoseyJohn1: guys have to say the right things to get girls to forget that part
Alice: America
Tiffany: ca
Alice: I won
Tiff: Barely, you beat me by a -ca.
jessjustine: you are the strangest person
jessjustine: you are talking about a cookie or some shit
jessjustine: for your journal
RoseyJohn1: that almighty cookie
RoseyJohn1: it's quite a good one
RoseyJohn1: the oreo
RoseyJohn1: it's right up there with god
jessjustine: oh my god
RoseyJohn1: no, oh my oreo!
RoseyJohn1: ha
jessjustine: geeze
Brad2918: damnit i always forget things
RoseyJohn1: I never know things to begin with
rockpunkchick: she not press charges
studFroZstud: she not?
studFroZstud: well in THAT case
rockpunkchick: lmao
Ippay2004: hey whats shannons name
rockpunkchick: Shannon?
mally1227: im trying to remember all my quotes :-( there was one from mrs wiltfang
mally1227: ugh but i think i left it at school
mally1227: i think it went like this..
rockpunkchick: ALICE YOU FAILURE!!!!
Jimloid1: what did u do today?
rockpunkchick: went bowling for a hs league, did crappy, went to the mall, bought a shirt at hot topic :-D, ate subway, went to Stardust 2 for Wednesday night league, rolled a 170 the 1st game and did crappy the rest, went to best buy, cried b/c they didn't have the Relient K cd I wanted to buy, went to Meijer, bought Cinnamon bagels, went to Meijer gas station and bought crushed melon Jone's soda for $0.62, came home, fought a contact, got online.
rockpunkchick: you?
Jimloid1: wow, u REALLY MAKE ME LOOK PATHETIC
rockpunkchick: I know
Jimloid1: I MUST LIVE LONG TOO
rockpunkchick: then have lots of unprotected sex with multiple partners
rockpunkchick: lol, j/k
Jimloid1: sweet
rockpunkchick: get started now
rockpunkchick: and I know the perfect person...
rockpunkchick: MRS. PEYTON!
Jimloid1: YAY!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING THE LONGEST TIME FOR THIS OPPURTUNITY
rockpunkchick: OMG
Jimloid1: what? I can't hide the truth I love Mrs. Peyton's sexy body
rockpunkchick: that's sick
Jimloid1: depends on your opinion of sick
rockpunkchick: your sexual preferences = sick
Jimloid1: did I scare you?
Jimloid1: my sexual preferences = normal
Jimloid1: i was joking but you can't tell then
rockpunkchick: lusting after peyton is not normal
Jimloid1: we will see about that
Ervin: I should stab whoever made this cover
me: it was Brittney Spears
Ervin: I should stab you for saying that
AndrAIaQ: how do you resist evil with out giving into it?
rockpunkchick: ummm....
rockpunkchick: kick it in the shins?
AndrAIaQ: that'd work
AndrAIaQ: I wonder how many friends i would have if my television suddenly broke....
rockpunkchick: you know I would stop speaking to you for the rest of our mortal lives if your tv broke, I can never stop using it. In fact I'm watching it as we speak ;-)
Strata0615: whats aice?
rockpunkchick: a typo
Strata0615: why were u like who that was unexpected and alice go do not say that ron?
rockpunkchick: b/c it hurt her feelings
rockpunkchick: she's gonna go hide under a piano bench and cry
Strata0615: why'd it hurt her feelings?
rockpunkchick: it's a long tedious story that I don't have the time or mental capacity to go into
sammy7386: rosey said he's not mad at u
rockpunkchick: tell Rosey to go to hell
rockpunkchick: jk
sammy7386: haha do u want me to put quotation marks around that?????
rockpunkchick: yes
sammy7386: haha reallly??????
rockpunkchick: go ahead
sammy7386: haha dude this is funny
sammy7386: he said haha figures
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