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Nicole's info on AOL:
Member Name: nikki
Sex: Female
Marital Status: single
Hobbies: watching anime, reading comics, drawing,making little houses out of popsicle sticks and macrarone pictures, running around with a plastic sword yelling,"I'm a pirate!!!! Darrrrrrr!!!!",and keepin' it fresh,
Computers: a calculator
Occupation: the guy who guards the meter stick to make sure it stays a meter
Personal Quote: "If you kill your clone, is that considered murder or suicide?" Alice
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The Baptist
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian."
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, "Baptist!"
I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
This joke was gotten from this site
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Hello, my name is Tiffany. I am very very bored right now. I don't
care about this, it is pointless. Nikki is now yealing at me for typing on
this. Zack talks alot, and he's a geek, like the rest of us. I don't care
that Alice can prove that math is a belief and not proof. Alice has to
leave in eight minutes. She has sugar packets, I want to eat one. Who cares
about scientific theory. IT IS SOMETHING CALLED BLIND FAITH ALICE!!!!!!!!!!
La la la-la, Mrs. Buck. Mrs. Peyton is dumb. She can't teach. Mr.
Cochran can teach. I am getting tired of this conversation. Senses is what we
rely on to form knowledge. I know alot about Dru, I mean Zack. Alice is
looking at the computer. She is reading this, it's scaring me. Why does my
family always talk about me?!?!?!?! Alice left now. I AM A GEEK AND I'M
PROUD OF IT!!!!!! I HAVE TO GO NOW!!! BYE BYE!!!!!!
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scooby dooby doo, where are you? We got some work to do now, scooby dooby doo, where are you? We got some pot for you now. Scooby dooby doo, i see you pretending youre just hungry. But youre not fooling me cause i can see that you really have the munchies. You know we gotta mystery to solve so we can pay the pot dealer back. its our lot. and scooby doo if you pull through your gonna have yourself a little pot
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