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This falls under the heading of kids say
the darndest things . . . :) . . . ------------------ How Does a Person Decide Whom to Marry? "You flip a nickel, and heads means
you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kally, age 9 "You got to find somebody who likes
the same stuff. Like if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming." Allan, age 10 "No person really decides before they
grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who you're stuck
with." Kirsten, age 10 Concerning
the Proper Age to Get Married
"Twenty-three is the best age because
you know the person FOREVER by then!" Cam, age 10 "No age is good to get married
at....You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6 What
Do Most People Do on a Date?
"Dates are for having fun, and people
should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if
you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8 "On the first date, they just tell
each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date." Martin, age 10 When
is It Okay to Kiss Someone?
"When they're rich!" Pam, age 7 "The law says you have to be eighteen,
so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.... It's the right
thing to do." Howard, age 8 The
Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married?
"I don't know which is better, but
I'll tell you one thing ... I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out!" Theodore, age 8 "It's better for girls to be single
but not for boys. Boys need somebody to
clean up after them!" Anita, age 9 Single is better ... for the simple reason
that I wouldn't want to change no diapers... Of course, if I did get married,
I'd figure something out. I'd just
phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and
diaper-changing." Kirsten, age 10 What
Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married?
"The first thing I'd say to them is:
'Listen up, youngins ... I got something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married,
anyway?'" Craig, age 9 What
Promises Do a Man and a Woman Make When They Get Married?
"A man and a woman promise to go
through sickness and illness and diseases together." Marlon, age 10 How
to Make a Marriage Work
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty
even if she looks like a truck!" Ricky, age 7 "If you want to last with your man,
you should wear a lot of sexy clothes.... Especially underwear that is red and
maybe has a few diamonds on it." Lori, age 8 Getting
Married for a Second Time
"Most men are brainless, so you might
have to try more than one to find a live one." Angie L., age 10 How
Would the World Be Different if People Didn't Get Married?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8 "You can be sure of one thing - the
boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now!" Roberta, age 7 What
the Children Would Do on a First Date That Was Turning Sour
"I'd run home and play dead. The next
day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns." Craig, age 9 What
Do You Think Your Mom and Dad Have in Common?
"Both don't want no more kids." Lori, age 8 How
Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?
"You might have to guess based on
whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 "Married people usually look happy to
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