Snorgie Gutbucket..........65 points

+35 for Cursed Butter
+50 for Hog-fat Hide

Snorgie is a rather fat and crazy gobbo.  He travels alone most of his life and shuns contact with other gobbos and orcs.  He can be found in their armies though, slashin' and shoving his Cursed Butter down his enemies' throats.  He gets this Cursed Butter from a forest goblin shaman who curses the butter with a chant.  He is also a very clever gobbo.  His creation, Hog-fat Hide Armour, reflects this.

Weapons/Armour: Crossbow, hand weapon, and shield.

Magic Items: Snorgie must carry his two magic items: the Cursed Butter and  Hog-fat Hide.

May Ride: He may not ride anything.

Immune to Psychology
Snorgie is a rather crazy gobbo and is immune to all psychology.  I mean he carries butter as a weapon...

Hand-to-Hand Combat

As I said before, Snorgie is quite crazy (butter) and when in combat with a character he may jump on their back.  In the confusion Snorgie loses one attack, but the opponent also also has a -1 to hit.

Cursed Butter
After making his normal attacks Snorgie can try to shove a stick of butter into his enemy's mouth.  When he does this roll a D6.  If he gets a 4,5,or 6 then the butter has gone in. Roll another D6 and look at the chart below:

              Roll        Effect
              1-3         Nothing. Bad butter
              4 or 5      Opponent gets one wound
              6           The enemy starts to suffer from malnutrition, their
                          arteries instantly clog, and the enemy dies.

Hog Fat Hide
This armour is very slippery and thick. It gives a save of 4+.  Snorgie has put several packets of green ink in the fat so when they are punctured it looks like he is severly bleeding.  When he loses all his wounds just tip Snorgie over.  When there is no enemy within 6" roll a D6 and look at the chart below:

              Roll        Effect
              1 or 2      Snogie is not saved by his trick and is removed from
                          play
              3 or 4      Snorgie gets back 1 wound
              5 or 6      Snorgie gets back both wounds

This can only be used once.  After the first time his opponents wise up to his tricks.

By Turos.