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1. Why does Superman wear his underpants on the outside?
He wears Lois underneath - Matt & Marshallettes
Cuts down on washing - Bar Staff
To keep his nads warm at high altitude - Lisa should go to Risa
Coz his knob's so big - Mazing
To hold his boner in - Leroy is my Lova
Coz his bollocks are too big - Family Mahone
Because he gets sweaty balls - Emma & Fran
Because he's worth it - Tenacious Dave
Saves on Laundry - Malcolm & Dennis
He has a big shlong! - Completely Broke
Coz Kirsten Dunst wants him to - Kirsten Dunst
2. Why for the past 2 ½ years have we been asking you who the first person was on Neighbours?
Why not? - Matt & Marshallettes
You need an excuse to watch daytime TV - Bar Staff
You've never had a lecture in the afternoon - Lisa should go to Risa
Coz you don't know - Mazing
Because Neighbours is brilliant - Leroy is my Lova
Coz Home & Away is shite - Family Mahone
Because you always miss the start - Emma & Fran
It's a damn good question. That's why - Tenacious Dave
No-one cares! - Malcolm & Dennis
Neighbours is a way of life - Completely Broke
Coz Kirsten Dunst likes Neighbours - Kirsten Dunst
3. Why do we have 2 hands, and not 3 or 4?
One for each boob - Matt & Marshallettes
Because the other two are feet - Bar Staff
That would be greedy - Lisa should go to Risa
Because women have 2 breasts, not 3 or 4 - Mazing
Because women have 2 breasts, not 3 or 4 - Leroy is my Lova
Cos women only have 2 baps - Family Mahone
Women only have 2 tits - Emma & Fran
Because Girls only have two breasts - Tenacious Dave
Because we don't mate with our sisters - Malcolm & Dennis
Women only have two breasts - Completely Broke
Coz Kirsten Dunst only has 2 breasts - Kirsten Dunst
4. In ER, why does Weaver have a crutch?
Too much lesbian sex damaged her pelvis - Matt & Marshallettes
God damn alligator bit her foot off - Bar Staff
She's a cripple without one - Lisa should go to Risa
To spank Carter when he's a bad boy - Mazing
Cos she ain't getting no cock - Leroy is my Lova
Sympathy vote/lame - Family Mahone
Because she's a crippled lesbian - Emma & Fran
She had polio as a child - Tenacious Dave
She is a lesbian - Malcolm & Dennis
Bondage and S+M issues - Completely Broke
Coz Kirsten Dunst kicked her ass - Kirsten Dunst
5. How much water is in a pint of Guild beer?
A pint! - Matt & Marshallettes
None, it's all piss - Bar Staff
998ml - Lisa should go to Risa
4 pints - Mazing
99.9%, 0.1% colouring - Leroy is my Lova
Pint and a half - Family Mahone
Far 2 much (60%) - Emma & Fran
Two pints - Tenacious Dave
Pint and a half - Malcolm & Dennis
No water 100% urine - Completely Broke
Kirsten Dunst prefers water - Kirsten Dunst
6. Why did George Lucas have to ruin Star Wars?
He wanted to see C3PO naked- EVIL FLANNEL SHIRT POWER- Matt & Marshallettes
He has a pact with the devil - Bar Staff
So everyone realises how good the first 3 were - Lisa should go to Risa
Because he's an Ewok - Mazing
His mother is a tranny/has a beard - Leroy is my Lova
Realised he started at the wrong number - Family Mahone
Because he's a cunt - Emma & Fran
He's a money grubbing pillow biting sailor - Tenacious Dave
He wanted to get laid (didn't work) - Malcolm & Dennis
Ewan Macgregor + robe + lite saber - Completely Broke
He wanted Kirsten Dunst in a film - Kirsten Dunst
7. Why does everyone on Neighbours have to inflict their singing on the world?
They're all Matt in desguise - and are shit actors - Matt & Marshallettes
Because they can't act - Bar Staff
Cause their fit - Lisa should go to Risa
They don't earn enough from Neighbours - Mazing
Kylie is fit (then something I can't read - Damian) - Leroy is my Lova
Cos Aussies think they're talented - Family Mahone
Because they're fit (mostly) - Emma & Fran
It's a mystery (see round title) - Tenacious Dave
In there contract - Malcolm & Dennis
Because they're shit @ rugby - Completely Broke
Trying to copy Kirsten Dunst - Kirsten Dunst
8. Why can't Matt Marshall leave the house without being taped up?
Because he's a bad boy and needs a spank - Matt & Marshallettes
Because he's a pervert - Bar Staff
Has a fetish for tape - Lisa should go to Risa
Because he's spineless - Mazing
He is a dirty cowboy gimp - Leroy is my Lova
He'll inflict Transformers on everyone - Family Mahone
Because his tits r saggy - Emma & Fran
Because he surrounds himself with Beth and Jane - Tenacious Dave
He's a kinky twat! But he's sad - Malcolm & Dennis
Why not?! (more worried about the man massaging) - Completely Broke
Coz Kirsten Dunst loves tape - Kirsten Dunst
9. How can we play the same music track every week and people still get it wrong?
Because people suck - Matt & Marshallettes
Because they're stupid - Bar Staff
Cause its crap - Lisa should go to Risa
Because we're too busy staring at Damon's cock - Mazing
Coz it's LOLLY!!?? - Leroy is my Lova
We are ignorant fools! (and you are the masters!) - Family Mahone
Because they're shite tracks - Emma & Fran
They have a memory of 4 seconds in warm water and 2 seconds in cold - Tenacious Dave
Cause Bewitched didn't do it originally - Malcolm & Dennis
Everyone loves Lolly - Completely Broke
Coz people aren't as good as Kirsten - Kirsten Dunst
10. Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and Darth Maul?
Vader - Matt & Marshallettes
The bookie - Bar Staff
Darth Maul - Lisa should go to Risa
Damon - Mazing
Who gives a crap you sad geeky shite - Leroy is my Lova
Matt Marshall (using his killer Optimus Prime) - Family Mahone
Ultimately...YODA!! - Emma & Fran
Darth Vader. Darth Maul? Don't make me laugh! - Tenacious Dave
They'd both run off crying - Malcolm & Dennis
Darth Vader has flu so Darth Maul - Completely Broke
Darth Vader coz Kirsten likes deep voices - Kirsten Dunst
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