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See Saw. Do not try this at home. In fact, do not try this anywhere. Don't even think about it. If you do contemplate trying it, immediately go to the nearest psychiatrist and report that you are experiencing 'suicidal ideation'. |
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The game is pretty self-explanatory. Vermont wasted their Joker on this one. One can see Velcek's strategy; against Rockhampton in the heat, they would virtually have been guaranteed a place in the final and 4+ points. There are no guarantees in See Saw, however, especially since it is practically impossible to practice for without going for six and sustaining mortal injuries, as demonstrated by... |
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Bob Sellars. |
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Billy: "He's a physio so he can give himself a rub-down". |
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Rockhampton are ecstatic, having actually scored some points. This ended an extensive point-drought, which Billy was increasingly paying them out over. |
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Ballet Dancers, a final event and the last chance to ensure total bodily damage, which it did admirably. Rockhampton won with their Joker, in an event that they had obviously actually prepared for (good tactic). |
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I know what you're thinking. How the hell did Rocky manage to get a second? Answer: a lucky win in the final event with a Joker and the win in See Saw was enough to get ahead of Vermont (and thus "get the scoreboard working"... for once). |
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The privilege of dancing with Shandell goes to the winning team's captain. Onya Bob! Sorry about interlace lines. Has anyone noticed how the horizontal rules on this website resemble those in the rolling credits? (I know you have Brad...). |