The Annie Conspiracy
Ever wonder why Annie's hair is so... big? Or for that matter, a lot like Mr. Bingley's?
Or, just who were her parents?
I can hear you gasping.
It's true.
Annie is really Jane and Mr. Bingley's child. After she was born, Jane instantly realized that Annie's fluffy fro would give away the tests Jane had been experimenting with.
However, these early kicks with Miracle - Gro were enough to scar the child for life. Annie became horribly abusive, ready to pick a fight with anyone or anything that breathed. Watch her "comfort" Molly in the beginning of the movie. She looks like she's trying to rip the poor girl's face off! And, if that wasn't proof enough, she tries to paralize
Daddy Warbucks by kicking him in the shins! And Daddy Warbucks, where do think his baldness came from???
Annie, following her mother's footsteps, was playing around with Miracle - Gro one day, and accidently got it on Daddy Warbucks' head! The dosage was too high, however, and he nearly died! His hair was sacrificed in exchange for his life!
Jane, realizing her daughter's powers, used her influence and power and when a movie was made of Annie, Warbucks was shown to always have been bald! Annie still lives with him, abusing the servants and mooching money off of this billionaire to help pay Jane's expences! Oh, Annie... What have you done?