The butler did it!
Well, no, actually there is no butler, and even if there was, he wasn't the one who did it. Frankly, I feel rather sorry for the poor lad, always getting blamed for everything done by the person in charge of the infamous "they" and "them" always to be found in good conspiracies. The leader that is shown directly below this text box..
Miss Jane Bennet from "Pride and Prejudice"
As any good Pimpernel fan well knows, overacting is a great way to cover up something up. Percy was an
outrageous fop. And Miss Jane here is just a little too sweet and innocent to be true. Plus, if you watch her in the background, she always seems to be plotting something when nobody's looking at her. Finally, another actress was in "P & P" playing a sickly sweet young lady. Peaceful, innocent, sweethearted, and gentle. One we all might know a little better. Emilia Fox. Or, to show off yet another of her faces, that strumpet Minette from the A & E "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! And, if Emilia's alter ego from the sweetie is a betrayer to our beloved Percy, what is Jane?
ONLY THE "THEY" BEHIND EVERY CONSPIRACY KNOWN TO MAN!!!!!!!!!
So, the purpose of this page, once it finally gets information on it, is to reveal
the dreaded conspiracies out there in the world, and how they relate to Jane.
This page is best viewed at 1 AM in the morning, when increduality takes a back seat to pure entertainment!
Enjoy and remember...
Jane is watching you...
