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Jane's Evil Plot! |
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If ever you wondered just how Jane plans to take over the world, you've come to the right place. This short page will explain the basebone of Jane's mind control. |
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Miracle - Gro! |
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I can hear you gasping in horror, but it's true! This everyday lawn fertilizer is grown by Jane in her secret labratories. This drug, when inserted through the ear, will turn that person into a mindless zombie, destined to do the will of Jane. Side effects may include heartburn, fatigue, and dry mouth. |
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What do these people have in common? |
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which soon cause the hair to, basically, take over the mind and send it, gift-wrapped, into Jane's powers. Be wary of these people... they are armed and dangerous. Now that you know Jane's plot, head back to my conspiracies page and begin looking around at the damage Jane has already commited. And remember... never accept a gift of Miracle - Gro... |
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Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond Jane's mind numbing powers is there a world you long to see? |
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