Jane's Evil Plot!
If ever you wondered just how Jane plans to take over the world, you've come to the right place. This short page will explain the basebone of Jane's mind control.
First, in order to rule the world, you must make everyone into mindless zombies so they can follow your every whim, correct?
Of course.
And this potion, this secret of Jane's?
Miracle - Gro!
I can hear you gasping in horror, but it's true! This everyday lawn fertilizer is grown by Jane in her secret labratories. This drug, when inserted through the ear, will turn that person into a mindless zombie, destined to do the will of Jane. Side effects may include heartburn, fatigue, and dry mouth.
But, you ask, how do I know who are Jane's cronies?
Simple. You look for the tell-tale sign.
What do these people have in common?
(Besides having been brainwashed by Jane?)
Yes... the afros.
See, Miracle - Gro has special steroid-like chemicals
which soon cause the hair to, basically, take over the mind and send it, gift-wrapped, into Jane's powers. Be wary of these people... they are armed and dangerous. Now that you know Jane's plot, head back to my conspiracies page and begin looking around at the damage Jane has already commited. And remember... never accept a gift of Miracle - Gro...
Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond Jane's mind numbing powers is there a world you long to see?
Place this on your site to show the world your resistance to Jane's plans for domination!
(And link it back to me if you're feeling especially nice! *grin*)
