The Pop Music Conspiracies
'N Sync and Britney Spears
Go to any 'N Sync humor site, and they'll most likely tell you that JC is on crack.
What they don't tell you is that Justin is on Miracle-Gro.
Sometime ago, a little before the thing from the bleached lagoon surfaced, Jane obviously approached the guys, offering them instant popularity if they tried her new hair-care product. (After all, Jane is so powerful, she can have done whatever she wants!)
Justin obviously gave in and, while this picture does not do his fro justice, he fell prey to the most common side effect.
(Sorry about the site address on the picture. I only had a moment to look for pics, and this was the best I could find.)
Ah, Britney. Will you ever win?
Sometime ago, she went in for knee surgery. During the knee surgery, she 'naturally' grew about three cup sizes. Oops.
What they don't tell you, however, is that before the surgery a 'nurse' offered her some green liquid, promising it would make her feel better. (Jane hoping Britney would drink it, and fall under her spell) However, Britney accidently spilled the potion on her shirt, causing the growth usually seen in hair to appear...
*ahem*
elsewhere.
Let this be a lesson, never accept green liquid from someone claiming to be a nurse.