"The Dixie Belle's Guide to Love" by Luanne Jones
Avon Books, March 2002 Reviewed on 11/21/02 | |||||
When her two-timing husband leaves her with nothing but ownership of the local Pig Rib Palace, Rita Stark decides to get
her life back into high gear and turn the rib joint into a cash cow. But her best girlfriends are sure the former Miss Dixie
Belle Duchess needs help getting the eatery - and her recently broken heart - back into shape. So they've hired the sexiest
man ever to hit Hellon, Tennessee, Will "Wild Billy" West, to lend a hand. Will's suddenly relighting a fire that Rita was sure
went out long ago. What could a sexy prize like him possibly see in a small-town gal like her, especailly when he's planning
to skip town at summer's end? So she decides to revive everything she ever learned about being a true "dixie belle." After
all, there are surefire ways to win a man's heart - and food is only one of them!
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"Bridget Jones's Diary" by Helen Fielding
Viking, 1998, HC Reviewed on 3/26/01 | |||||
"Bridget Jones's Diary" charts a devastatingly self-aware, hilarious year in the life of a thirty-something Singleton.
Here is the compulsively readable, laugh-out-loud daily chronicle of her permanent, doomed quest for self-improvement -
a year in which she resolves to: reduce the citcumference of each thigh by 1 1/2 inches, visit the gym three times a week
not merely to buy a sandwich, form a functional relationship with a respansible adult, and not fall for any of the following:
misogynists, megalomanics, people with girlfriends or wives, emotional fuckwits, alcoholics, workaholics, chauvinists, or
perverts. And learn to program the VCR. Over the course of the year Bridget loses a total of 72 pounds but gains a
total of 74. She reamins, however, optimistic. Caught between her Singleton friends (who are all convinced they will end
up dying alone and found three weeks later half-eaten by an Alsatian), the Smug Marrieds (whose dinner parties offer
ever-new oppertunities for humiliation), and crazed parental attemps to marry her off to a rich divorcé in a diamond-
patterned sweater, Bridget struggles to keep her life on an even keel - or at least afloat. Whenever her plans meet with
disaster, as they invariably do, she manages to pick herself up, go out on the town, and tell herself it will be all right in the
morning, when life will definitely be different this time and totally alcohol, calorie, and perverted-fuckwitted-misogynist free.
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"The Trouble with Mary" by Millie Criswell
Ivy Books, January 2001 Reviewed on 3/14/01 | |||||
The trouble with Mary is... She's unemployed. Her huge Italian famliy is driving her crazy. Her love life is nonexistent. In
fact, she needs a life! So Mary Russo decides to open a restaurant in Baltimore's Little Itlay. And despite her
mother's assurances that she will fail, the place is a big success - until the local paper delivers a scathing review of her
pizza, pasta, and chocolate cannolis. Food critic Dan Gallagher hates Italian food - and his column shows it. Now Mary
would like nothing more than to serve Dan on a steaming platter. Problem is, Mary is the most delectable woman Dan
ever met. And Dan is the most exasperating man Mary has ever encountered. And the trouble with chemistry
is, neither one can resist it.
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"Midnight Kisses" by Kimberly Raye
Love Spell, February 2000 Reviewed on 8/28/00 | |||||
Smooth, sensual, fantastic skin that begged to be tasted - Josephine Farrington had just re-invented
it. The new plastic was great for making lifelike toys, but she had a better idea: making a man. Tired of the pushy jerks
that courted her, Josie could now design the bronze-skinned, hard-muscled exterior of the robo-hunk that could fulfill
all her deepest fantasies. And she knew just the man to build the body. Matthew Taylor had never had trouble erecting
anything, and the handsome scientist knew that Josie's robot was something he could create. But the beautiful biochemist
deserved better than the cold devotion of a machine; she needed the fiery embrace of a real man. In an instant, Matt knew
his course: by day he vowed to build her model of masculine perfection - by night he swore to be it.
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"The Stranger" by Jean DeWitt
HarperPaperbacks, November 1998 Reviewed on 7/5/00 | |||||
Julie Ryan heads for the secluded woods of Washington State looking for solitude. But it
sn't peace she finds. Caught in a wicked storm, she discovers an injured man with little recollection of who he is,
where he came from, or why he has a backpack stuffed with hundred dollar bills and a gun. When the stranger
asks her to help him uncover his past, the normally cautious Julie abndons all common sense and agrees. Though
he is powerfully sensual and magnetic, there is also something charminly familiar about this mysterious man that
draws her into his arms - and into dangerous web of intrigue, passion... and love.
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