New Air-Conditioning October 11, 2001 The staff of The KaiZaK Center announces with deep regret the breakdown of our Goldstar air conditioner's compressor, thereby retiring permanently the AC that has served us well for almost ten years. However, it has been replaced by a more powerful and less noisy Carrier AC. We now have a cooler KaiZaK. Feel the difference. But if you're the only client, forget about experiencing our new AC. Our conscience for energy conservation plus our natural tendency to cut costs still take precedence so that we rev up airconditioning only when there is a substantive number of clients.

More Comfortable Seating October 3, 2001 Next time you visit The KaiZaK Center, you might notice a stockpile of monobloc chairs towering inside the shop. These are the chairs that used to support your butts while you do your stuff with our computers. Said chairs have been replaced by more comfortable and thickly cushioned seats that would take care of your pathetic hemorrhoids. Seating may be a small thing with internet cafes, but go tell that to your butt.

Updated Parañaque Website August 23, 2001 Finally, the KaiZaK Center has upgraded the Palanyag, City of Parañaque website. The site now sports a totally different look. Gone is the ominous black background and boring Garamond fonts. Gone, too, is the load of crap that AGB inserted as failed attempts on tourism propaganda. The Palanyag site now offers straight information. And the maps are, at long last, working. Check it out!

Additional PC Units August 7, 2001 Due to popular demand, the KaiZaK Center just added a few more PC units, all powered by the famous Pentium III 866 processors. This means more loans on our part. So please help us pay our debts. Visit us more often! You wouldn't want us to go kaput now, do ya?

Towards Zero Waste Management August 4, 2001 As our humble contribution to the welfare of our planet, the KaiZaK Center has recently adopted a policy of waste segregation. This is in pursuit of zero waste management within the premises. So next time you visit KaiZaK, please mind your trash. There's already enough rubbish among KaiZaK's personnel as it is.