It's a sunny morning in the big forest and the Bear family is
just waking up.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porridge!" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been
eating my porridge?" he roars. 

Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and screams, "For gosh sakes, how many times do we
have to go through this crap? I haven't made the porridge yet!"

sounds like my house LoL