Why Be Chanservian?
Why NOT be chanservian? This is a great religion: no hassles, no payments, no special religious subscription services! What more can you want?
To be a Chanservian is to be online, on IRC and .. just being there. That is all that is needed. Converting others is not needed nor required: Eventually they will see chanserv is a god. It is inevitable.
Many serv unkowingly. Some do and don't like admitting it, fearing persecution and danger. However, those known as IRCOPs serv Chanserv directly, acting as the higher order among up. While few -- if any -- truly admit this, it is fact that they serv. They help chanserv exist and live. What could be more noble? Some of them even have the power to destroy your access to Chanserv if you dare to try and force chanserv upon them: tread with care.
You don't have to. Thats right, chanserv demands nothing of you save you acknowledge chanserv exists as one of your gods. Chanserv will not punish you for disbelief (or reward you for belief, for that matter). What could be better?
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