Previous Friend Quotes

Heeeeeee!!!!!!!
"Have you used the sexy?"
"Is the sexy damaged?"
"Would you like to exchange your sexy for something else?"
---Julie on a Justin Timberlake "Sexyback" cartoon

Aw. You need panda porn.
---Becker

Oh, and silly me... I wanted to tell you that my sister has been corrupted by her friends and have joined WoW. All of them belong to the Horde. At least I can't blame you for this.
---Karen

we all go through periods of losing our way.... and it definitely takes time and ALOT of work to get back. i can personally contest to that, i'm sure we all can. although it sucks, but looking back, i know i would've never ever changed if i wasn't taken to the depths of lowness. as trite as it sounds, it makes one appreciate and recognize the less wise decisions, ways of thinking, and really ugly parts of onesself.
---Becky

Dear Ms. Bearie Wearie,
This is your official notification that you have gotten poked. Please respond within twenty-four hours or we will have no choice but to increase the frequency of your pokings.
Respectfully,
Ms. Bulie Wulie
P.S. If you didn't realize it, the best friend is feeling ignored :(
*cough* ;)
---Julie

I don't want you walking on broken glass. Be honest with yourself.
---Allie

Besides, it's 10:30pm. I have to get up at 5:30am. I'm not Claris and crazy-foolish enough to torment the rest of the planet with my charming attitude after sleep deprivation. It's just not pretty.
---Anya

Becker: You are wary and that makes you want to share more? Should I be afraid? ;)
Julie: LOL!!! Keri? Should he be afraid?
Keri: LOL yeeeeeees....Puff the Magic Dragon bites. :D
Julie: .....I'm not sure if he actually bites. Maybe froths at the mouth would be a better term *cough*
---Becker, Julie, and I on my Livejournal

You look simply radiant in those pictures! :)
---Jerrett complimenting me, and of course I have to quote a compliment :D

My Stalker: What turns you on and makes you wettest?
Julie: FROGS.
---Julie’s answer to my stalker at Borders

You might be asking why you feel like you're going around in circles, but sometimes we need a form of resolution or closure about something before we can move on with our lives. Hell, I worked at the same fast food joint three years in a row at one point (and I quit in-between)!
---Brianna when I was considering going back to Borders (and then I did ;))

Keri: *SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH*
Spreading and throughout the thread...and hopefully nothing contagious.
Susan: The contagious ones are the 'smeeewchies'. I told you to stay away from those!!
---Susan and I on the GCN smooch thread

...I really really really *hope* that you did *not* just send me a picture of his ass. It's a stand in, right?
Right?
Keri?
---Julie when I sent her a promo picture of Daniel Radcliffe’s bare butt

I...I can't imagine the pain that person went through. Either the tattooing or piercing alone would be insane, but both. I could never do either and very, very never the piercing.
OUCH!
A nice lesbian Christian girl like you shouldn't be looking at pics like that. ;) Julie...well, she just shouldn't. ;)
---Becker about Puff the Magic Dragon

Most of the time I feel like a failure (as I am one quite literally when tested) but I think scripture shows that God likes us to know precisely that we are failures in order that we can find our rest in the One who never fails and never has, which I suppose is the foundation of faith in Christ to begin with.
---Chuck

Oh but for the record, playing with a volleyball while you're wearing an underwire bra is NOT recommended. I'd jump up to hit the ball with both hands, and next I know my shirt is caught under my underwire. LOL. I kept having to yank it down after jumping. :-p
*DIES* ROTFLOL!!!!!!! *DIES AGAIN* Hehehehehe!!! If you quoted, I'd insist you'd quote yourself here! I think this ranks up with me getting frosting on my boobs at work! HEEEEEE!!!
---Julie quoting me ;)

I just need to shut the brain off its "Go run. Go run. Go run." I can do this. Really. With a lobotomy.
We are so broken.
---Anya

My pants are falling down!
---Julie yelling sweet nothings to me on the phone, LOL

LOL. You made going back to work sound so fun and exciting. :-)
---Karen

it's kind of an art to learn to give yourself to someone, while simultaneously maintaining a strong sense of self
---Ken

Julie: You really should have seen the extra pics in the comments ... completely and totally scarred for life. It's not like I was voluntarily looking for a happy dragon tattooed on a happy penis!
Becker: A happy penis? If that were mine, so very not a happy penis. Ouch!
Keri: I'm kinda with Becker on this one....... a happy penis? *shudders* I know his butt ain't happy. :-p
Becker: Why wouldn't his butt be happy? Unless he's into receiving sodomy
---Julie, Becker, and I talking about Puff the Magic Dragon and friends

(And yes, I am traumatized for life by that picture. I saw an anus. :-p)
---Keri (which Julie insisted I quote)

You can only like someone for themselves - not a shadow or a shell that has no identity of its own.
---Joey

P.S. I don't appreciate being traumatized because you are! ;) We don't have to share everything *cough*
---Julie

The return of "Deep Becker."
Which suddenly makes me think of Deep Throat, which is porn and straight porn so inappropriate on many levels.
Though, that is possibly how Thora Birch's parents met as they were in it. I just found out they were pron people. Who knew. But it explains why shee didn't mind doing underage nudity in American Beauty.
Oh, great. Now I'm thinking about naked breasts.
It's all your fault. ;)
---Becker

Keri - really funny, makes me laugh and started the smooches thread..Loved that one. :)
---Nadine on a "What I Like About You" thread on GCN

LOL so you're in a kinda sorta mood but not really? Uhh ... I don't think ovulation counts, other than feeling it ;)
---Julie

i think it's important that as we gain more in knowledge, age, experience, that we put ourselves in a position where we are reminded that we don't know anything. I wish our Bible classes would've drilled into us more the lesson of humility. I think that the way we were taught about Christianity gave us a sense of "eliteness"... which is a mentality that i still struggle with. If we really understood the Truth, we would turn our backs on all the materialistic things in this world. we'd know that, our careers, biasness, ambitions, money, fame... are illusions. what our careers and challenges are on earth, are for the sole purpose of helping us recognize our downfalls, faults, negative biasness, learn how to overcome irrational fears, insecurity....
---Becky

you have been a wonderful friend, and i am grateful to have gotten to know you, i love your creativeness and your ability to pick people up when they are down
---shelly

Have a cough? Do not have anything in the 'Quil family.
---Allie

Keri... you made her emo.
---Julie about the girl in black

Julie: LOL you should have checked out the comments - he also had a happy anus to go along with his happy penis! *cough*
Becker: Yeah, that was just described to me once. That's more than enough for me. ;)
---Julie and Becker about Puff

The current period of testing is very tough. Sometimes I wonder if this slave really loves the Master enough. I know I do, and more than ever, but my actions don't always show it. But these tests never end, do they? They just change shape.
---Chuck

Anya: Yup. Best sign of affection a person gives me is to ignore me. That's me. I speak not. Write not. And if I focus enough, not only is there no spoon there is also no meeeee.
Queenie: How zen.
---Anya and Queenie

It was interested in someone though. It was ready for flight.
---Becker about Puff

Sometimes, you don't realize what you're in - what you've done or felt or gone through - really, truly until you're past it. Not past definitively, not over and done with, wash your hands of it and you're through, but more like catching yourself and thinking, "Wow. Wait. What?!" I know I don't reach out to people enough when I'm really sad, because I don't want to bother anyone and because I have this insane need to work through stuff myself, but I've learned that, while internalizing is good to a point, some things do need to be said and shared in order for wounds to start healing.
---Allie

OMFG!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!???
---Julie about people obsessed with killer whales eating baby seals, lol

i am smoooooching with my eyes shut, not being romantic or anything (sorry i know you all were wishing *wink wink*)but i am tired, so if my smoooochies seem to be lasting longer than the friendly amount of time, just poke me, as i have probably fallen asleep....sigh....it happens
---shelly on the GCN smooch thread

"Clarity comes only by ridding oneself of anything that may cause an impedance."
Those days when God felt like a REAL force to be reckoned with... when He was powerful, gave input, and took advantage of every opportunity to present Himself as an entity alive and involved with my life...
I know that those days are days He and I BOTH want to see cycle back around. The key is to muster up the humility to admit why they came to an end... to be open, honest, and real.
It's obvious, really. Anything that isn't open is closed. Anything that isn't honest is a lie. And anything that isn't real is fake.
So the recipe for reviving one's spirit is as simple as being brave enough to ask yourself "Is there an area of my life I've closed off and forbidden God to use for His glory? An area that I've been content to lie about so that I don't look like anything other than the saint that I still foolishly believe I can convince people that I am? Any area of my life where I've become content to be a hypocrite, a farce, a fake?"
How and when did I stop being "open, honest, and real"? And what's it going to take to be those things again? To clear the channels? To once again get a clear reading in the lines by which my Creator wishes to communicate with me by? True communion with no impedances...
---Nick being all insightful

;) Just givin' ya'll my trademark wink...(the women who were in chat last Thursday will know what this is about) ;)
---Christine after I exposed her winking habit, lol

Becker: I think your love should require a different type of bondage.
Julie: You should know better then to bring up any sort of bondage when talking to Keri. Thank you very much - since she's traumatized, *I'M* now traumatized!
---Becker and Julie

Keri: Don't think I won't talk to myself.
I swear, Keri...you really are fabulous.
I know, it's the hair isn't it? *flip*
Truly darling, where DO you go?!
:-p
Cheryl: LOL
woah...I don't know whether to be scared that you're talking to yourself or flattered that you wanted to talk with one of us GCN'ers so badly that you ARE talking to yourself. ahaha.
---Cheryl and I when I was first starting the GCN smooch thread

And I completely LOLed at your message! Like you just *had* to let me know that *second* ;)
---Julie laughing at me because I have compulsive answering machine syndrome :-p

Our inner story is most audible in the early morning or sometimes in the middle of the night when the inner editor that tells us how we "should" respond to the world has gone off duty.
---Brent Curtis in The Sacred Romance [Obviously not a friend, but something so profound, I had to quote it to remind myself when I get lost.]

Ugh, mosquitoes are EVIL! Just today alone, I've been bit 8 times. This morning, I was awoken by an insane itch on my left shoulder blade and figured it was a mosquito bite. Then the nasty little thing went for 2 more bites on my right wrist before I killed it going for its fourth helping on my right thigh. Just a few minutes ago, another nasty little one snuck in our window as my dad was coming back into the house from watering our plants. This gal (because it's the female ones that bite humans) took my left ankle for an appetizer, left calf for main course, right shoulder for side dish, and right bicep for dessert before I finally got whack it. Normally, I'm against animal cruelty, but when it comes to mosquitoes, it's war!
---Queenie

I recommend, if you’re a girl with boobs bigger then a B cup, do not play a sport that requires jumping. Heeee!!!
Did they get a picture of that? Please tell me they got a picture of that!! *cough* *ducks* *hides* ;)
---Julie about my underwire volleyball boobs :-p

It's amazing how 'easy' it seems to be to live day to day with all of it - be it pain or guilt or worry or whatever weighty thing. Then one day, you catch yourself smile or laugh and think, "I'm better now."
---Allie

Uhh... so you're a cashier being scheduled as a ... cashier?
*scratches head*
YEAH! I can't believe they scheduled her on Reg all day!
---Julie about a co-worker

Keri - if you're wise enough to realise that you were a shell, you just ceased being one.
---Joey

So I got on the elevator at my hotel, to go to the lobby, and there are a bunch of people on it. I got annoyed at first because I thought it was a tour crew or something (there was a Prince George Hotel employee).
Anyway, there's this tall guy in the back talking. The interior of the elevator is polished brass and quite mirror-like
Who's standing behind me?...
Tom Selleck. lol
I pretended I didn't notice him. I figure everyone needs their privacy, although he had an entourage (I think they were trying to get the door closed before I got on, fuck that, I wasn't waiting for another).
I wanted to be all like OMG BURT REYNOLDS I LOVED YOU IN BEST LITTLE WHORE HOUSE IN TEXAS.
---Rev Mike

Curves are hot - if I was a girl, I'd totally do you :)~
---Julie to me

Keri: I miss having a thread just to hang out on... to get to know each other... to appreciate one another... to joke around, sometimes flirt... just leave genitalia out and we shouldn't be closed down!
Cheryl: So...what's shakin' in Texas? (I was about to say down south and remembered seeing that this was the anti-genitalia thread.)
---Cheryl and I on the GCN smooch thread

Being in a depression, a real one, is like not seeing the forest for the trees. The forest being the depression and the trees being the little things that bother or depress you. Then one day you find the edge of the forest and realize that there weren't just a bunch of trees, but a whole forest that was blocking the light. You step into that light and look back and see the forest. There are still some trees out there but instead of finding the occasional shaft of light in the darkness, you just find the occasional darkness of a shade tree. Sometimes you see the forest from the outside. Sometimes, you see it from a clearing, but you know the forest still surrounds you. In those times, you know that, in this moment of clarity, you are in the forest and the only way out of it is through it. The trick at those times is being focused enough to walk a straight line through it to the outside.
I tend to find myself in clearings looking at the forest and realizing what I am in the middle of. That's how I know you were in the forest. But it sounds like you're on the outside of the forest now. :)
---Becker

Why can’t my stalkers be really cool guys?
---Julie after being stalked by an old woman who thought she was pregnant

Keri - I love you so much! I wish that you are not hurting right now. But just know that you're too wonderful to not be taken seriously! You always radiate your love and your care for others. You always make me smile. Your posts and your words truly does because they're full of care and love. I also love that we can talk about everything and that we can be upfront together. Thank you for being there for me.
---Katie

*cough*
Viva La Revolucion!
(not Viva la France)
....
Ignore me.
---Julie correcting herself

I'm hardly consistent around here, but I've been around long enough to grow a fondness for your humor, your smile, and your faith.
---JohnnySD

Keri: For the record everyone: yes it is lovely to be the only woman amongst about 20 guys.
Jason H: You may of been the only "true" woman but I remember a boy with paper boobs that you felt...
---Jason H and I on GCN ... [LOL, it’s true. John was lamenting the fact that I was the only woman at the gathering, so he told Jason that I needed "Susie Swi." Jason was like, "Oh honey!" and he began to stuff wads of napkins down his shirt. He had A cup boobs going on and asked if that was alright. I told him no and that this girl needs something bigger, so he stuffed more, lol. When he had a C cup going on, he came over and presented his boobies to me and I squeezed ‘em up. I’m surprised no one got a picture of that, lol. Then I also rested my head on his paper boobies and gave ‘em a kiss. LOL, gotta love Jason and his willingness to make a lady feel a part of things.]

*hits upside the head with a plastic fish* LISTEN TO YOURSELF!!
It's okay to need someone! It's okay to let them in!! GAH!!!
---Julie now has an obsession with plastic fish

I am expecting a pm with the details. Inquiring, clueless minds want to know...
---Christine trying to figure out who likes who on GCN, lol

I'm sitting in one of my favorite ramen restaurants, waiting for my lunch to arrive. Next to me are three teenage boys who could be classified an nothing other than geeks.
When I sat down, one boy was telling the other two about how he had a game at his house where he wrote down a complicated equation (think lots of numbers and x's), challenged his friend to solve it, and was incredulous when said friend had questions at each step of the way.
A few minutes later, another boy told his friends the best way to meet/get girls is to be smart because once the girls find out you are, they'll be clamoring over you for homework help. Uh... sure boys.
They just asked for the check and were calculating tip while lamenting the cost of the meal. Maybe I should tell them that tip is not 10%, and one way to impress a girl is to not be cheap.
---Queenie

The one thing about running away is that at some point, you get tired and you have to stop.
---John (jds)

Julie: *dies* "It's so pretty"
...I think that's on par with me saying, "It's a big book!"
Keri: LOL. It basically is. I swear I get overwhelmed every single time I look at that book on the counter. It's still there! It hasn't moved since I came home Friday night. Poor Harry Potter. LOL.
Julie: LOL Harry Potter wouldn't get so lonely if you pet him.
---Julie and I about the last Harry Potter book

Well one of the reasons you also don't notice the forest is because it's like dusk, the light when the sun is down but you can still see. You can see enough to avoid forest creature poop, but there's no direct sun to illuminate things. Now, you have been illuminated. Enlightened. You should get some good sun block though. Too much sun is bad for the skin. ;)
---Becker

Keri: You're the only one I can ker-blang to. LOL, I so just put it that way just because it sounds hideously horrible (and I enjoy the thought of Jeanine chasing me down, call me crazy lol).
Shelly: i cant wait to watch jeanine chase you down.
---shelly and I on GCN

And Keri Bearie ... can you be poo-y in a good way?
---Julie (to which I gave a thorough response of yes and why LOL)

I wish I had an abundance of wise words to help you through this difficult time but I realize as I try to conjure some up that - YOU'RE KERI! You know all the basics... I can think of few people on this board who have their heads on as straight as you do. I know that you know that God is love even though at times the things He allows to happen to us seem to indicate otherwise. Just remember that as painful as what you are going through is that it's just another line of poetry... added symmetry that will later reveal itself to be God's constant protection & provision expressed via a complicated yet wonderful effort to woo you ever closer to Him.
---Nick




keri bearie is adorable!!!
**slams the door and runs away!!!
---Mike, lol

Keri: Who would have thought you could use a lesbian to attract guys? ;)
Uvon: it's like straight guys using puppies or babies. :)
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

Have you ever been skydiving - The words hell and no spring to mind.
---Julie

Matt: $Mark.04 I am totally crushin after you.
Mark: Heh...just when I was beginning to think the only people who liked me were lesbians.
Keri: *smirk* You could do worse than lesbians. :-p :-D
Rev Mike: yah, ...it could be sheep.
---Matt, Mark, Rev Mike and I on the board

HOLY CRAP!
I'm dead! I'VE DIED!
HAVE YOU DIED!?
DID I DREAM THIS!!??
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!
I love you! And I hope that you haven't died!!
---Julie after finding out that Sara and I talked for the first time in forever, lol

I love Keri Bearie's sense of humor! I bet you are a blast in person...
---Mama Lisa

So Queenie came back from her Japan trip on Sunday. And now the apartment is strewn with luggage and souvenirs. Honestly, if you didn't know any better, you'd think my living room had turned into an anime shop.
---Karen

Hermione was being so cute before - she was rolling all around, wanting her tummy petted. Unfortunately for her, she was on a chair. Also unfortunately for her, she fell off.
I'm a good mommy though, and didn't laugh. On the outside. Inside I was dying.
---Julie

What if Sara is very happy?
What if she usually only gets that happy when she has a girlfriend?
What if Gabber is very happy?
What if she usually only gets that happy when she has a girlfriend?
What if Sara just got a haircut?
What if Gabber just said she likes her "girl" with long AND short hair?
What if ... wait a cotton-picking minute! ... what if ... it couldn't be, could it? ... what if Sara and Gabber are back together!?
What if that's cause for a Scroll celebration? :-D
---Argy

Love is not effortless. To the contrary, love is effortful.
---Isaias

Keri: Alas, I am now a taken woman again, BUT... my girlfriend said she's happy to share me with all my gay boys!! :-D That means.......the weddings are still on! lol :-p
Rev Mike: A taken woman?
What are you working at a walmart sweatshop?
LONG LIVE THE COMPANY!
WE PLEDGE OURSELVES TO THE COMPANY!
---Rev Mike and I on the board

Laura: oh my god! revmike cracks me up!
Keri: lol, I told him about your affections for him (Mike) but of course he doesn't believe it. lol
Laura: what? tell him i am madly in love with him and he can lock me up in his basement anytime
Laura: ;-)
---Laura and I in an AIM convo about Rev Mike as she was reading the last quote update

Keri amazes me with her friendliness and fun spirit - my goodness
---Dave/traveler

It's going to be night soon. This is not the way I come. Came, Kristen, it's came. It's good you're so grammatically correct in the middle of a fucking forest.
---Kristen

Have you ever laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose - OMG! YES! I hate it when that happens! *blames Keri*
---Julie

Uvon: YAY! It's Keri! I'm going to salt myself now!
Uvon: hee hee.
Uvon: I just realized.
Uvon: When we finally meet in person, we could cause a mini-scene by me walking up to you and yelling “BITE ME!”
Keri: WOOOOO!!!!
Keri: Let's SO do that scene!
Uvon: YAY!
Keri: *bite*
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

Keri...you (snort) light (ouch that bite hurts!) up(burp) my life (cough).
---MatthewMI

W i l l: I just got an e-mail from a "~* Julie *~."
It said:
"my webcam is ON and my clothing is all OFF
I'm in the mood to play on my cam, come join me ;)"
miss_julie, I hope this wasn't you.
Julie: Ohhh! Busted! It was me! Why didn't you join me!?
---W i l l and Julie on his LJ

Keri: Julie's such a little tease.
Hehehehe. ;)
Julie: LOL! Hey now ... it's only teasing if you don't plan on following through!
Keri: ... so does that make you a whore?
*ducks*
LOL you love me!!!! :-D
---Julie and Keri on Will’s LJ, hehe

My definition of a crush is when i'm interested in someone, and i hide in their closet, and outside their window and steal their trash and dress up in their clothes.
---Rev Mike

Keri you silly girl :) ;), of course you deserve that gift, good grief, can't you see how wonderful you are (*scratches head... what do we need to do to get this thru to her* :confused: :-D) ? Can't you see how much you are Loved right here ?
---Alma about love

Boobs!
---Becker describing me in one word :-p

My grandmother sent an e-mail. She often abbreviates things. One part said:
"I don't remember what the m.f.'s name was."
I don't know what she was talking about but I hope m.f. doesn't stand for what I am thinking of.
---W i l l

*throws shoe at Satan* Take that you meanie!
---Nikki

Have you ever bitten someone - *cough* Apparently I bite everyone! *cough* And apparently Keri does this now too!! *is gleeful*
---Julie

Keri, this isn't a small request. It's about being able to give love, and it's important to you. That second paragraph you wrote is beautiful, and I think that the fact you can write "I know he took that gift away because both of us weren't treating it right...and I know he gave it back because he felt we were ready for it again" shows that you are worthy of this gift. And ready to treat it right.
---IthaBill

Keri: Tasty tasty!
Uvon: I'm sure a comment will be made about my “meaty” portions.
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo about me biting him, lol

I was wondering about the location reason for not being able to make my b-day dinner. Well, I guess I'll have to accept it. *cough*bitch*cough* Sorry, I seem to have a bit of a cold. ;) {{{HUGS}}}
---Becker

Parker: Keri... I have to say that you seem like an amazing woman. I’ve read a few of your posts and you are nothing but kind and uplifting.
Nikki: Agreed. I want to adopt Keri.
---Parker/beren343 and Nikki in a chat

Once upon a time there was a Keri,
wearing a smile and just sweet as a berry;
to a room full of men she came like a fairy
and the time that they shared was just - airy?
---Aaron Michael

Karen: Come here! Take in the arts, the food and the crazy people. And New York's winter aren't as cold as Chicago's!
Julie: Sign me up!! ;-)
Karen: Disclaimer: I take no responsibility if you should end up as one of the crazy people mentioned above.
---Karen and Julie on living where there are hardly any natural disasters

Keri.....I think we should just get hitched...a nice outdoor ceremony up to our knees in a mucky swamp...a biting (cough*) lesbian and a moose...it could work! Thank you sunshine for brightening my day.
---MatthewMI ... [Hehe, he has a moose pic with his name and goes with the whole moose thing with everything he posts.]

I hung out at the beach all day, had a good time. Am very very tired. And mad. They aired the stupid presidential speech INSTEAD OF THE OC!! SO I HAVE YET TO SEE IT! Like anyone cares what the president says anyway!
---Julie

Brian: I'm so sad that Keri ignores me now. It’s a sad, sad day when the resident love sloppin’ lesbian no longer includes you in her love sloppin’. *sigh* ** cough **
Rev Mike: Seattle...wear more flannel and talk about trucks.
---Brian/SeattleB and Rev Mike on the board, lol

there will already be others in this world who can doubt you. no point in having you do that too. let her in :)
---Peggy

Please, you give so much here, so never be afraid to ask for prayer. Hang on to that gift girl!
Wish I had a guy just like you :) ;) :-p :crazy:
---RevTim

LOL that's not great! Believe it or not, I *MISS* the emails!
---Julie about the number of emails I send her being so low now that I’m happy, lol

Hey Keri you beam of sunshine! Just jumping in here to say you are the best! You possess a wonderful caring soul, you deserve to be happy and loved. Here is a HUG. here is a PRAYER or two. Here is a SMILE..(ha...I made you smile!) Here's some POSITIVE ENERGY. And now Keri...for the grand finale....here is a Snort and a Cough! (Anyone reading this will think my antlers are too tight, but I know you will understand Keri)
---MatthewMI

You have officially broken the hearts of many gay men who adore you. ;) Or so your quote page would have it seem.
---Becker about me being taken by the beautiful Sara :)

Customer Gem of the Day
Man cuts in when I'm helping someone else ...
Man: Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom scales are?
Me: They're actually on the other side of the store in the bath section.
Man: And where's that?
Me: "Um, on the other side of the store maybe?"
*eye roll*
---Julie

Aaron Michael: ** Ere it be true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, that is a card I will aim to play to the fullest, when I get the chance. **
Uvon: Whatever. I cook very well for my purposes - the quickest way to my heart is through my liver. Buy me a drink. :crazy: :-D
---Aaron Michael and Uvon on the board

When others fuck up, I'm pretty quick to forgive, but when I make a mistake... I'll hold that shame like it was baby, and I can't drop the "baby," because that'd be wrong, or whatever. But that baby's evil, it should be dropped. I only hold it because I'm scared. It just gives me some kind of excuse to hold back. Stupid baby.
---Kristen

LOL! Don't die!! We're just ...girlfriends. And yet, we're still not lesbians. LOL I don't remember how, we just are! Non-sexual, platonic girlfriends. Like you and I!
Do I keep digging myself in deeper!?
---Julie

Oh Keri....
Well I adore your lovely smile! Your true love of poetry, and the way you always take the time to offer such loving advice, encouragement, and compliments. You're a truly great gal! (Too bad we're both gay really...)
---Dave

Love only begets more love.
---IthaBill

Laura: what? teasing love sick fools is perfectly innocent fun
Laura: just ask any vixen
Laura: i mean girl
Laura: and don't act like im the only one. i bet you broke many a heart you temptress you
Keri: LOL actually I did
Keri: A lot
Keri: It was my thing to do for a long time, lol
Laura: see. i knew it. you teased them just like you tease me!
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

Just be your wonderful self, and let your love guide you, not your worries or insecurities. You are a beautiful person, and that's all there is to it.
I'm so happy she is back in your life... I know from past posts that deep down you knew she was/is the one, and that you were longing for her. And isn't God wonderful ? As you reconnected with Him, He brought her back to you.
---Alma

Bitch, did I say you can address the whole freakin nation on ALL the TV channels? No? Then STFU and get off my TV!
---Julie apparently doesn’t like presidental speeches, lol

W i l l: Yeah, what furrybunny469 said. Wait, there is no furrybunny469, is there.
Keri: *blink blink* Are you talking about Julie?
Julie: UMMMM!!!!?
Keri: *laughs* Give into it...you're a furrybunny. *nod nod*
*ducks*
Julie: I am not, in any way, shape, or form, a furrybunny.
*kills Keri in a HORRIBLE and PAINFUL way involving a FURRY BUNNY!*
---W i l l, Julie, and I on my LJ

Nikki: Hurrah! I've found your journal...it's very good for stalking!!! Hee Hee..
Keri: *laughs* I KNEW someone from GCN would stalk me and find my journal... why am I not surprised to see that it was you, Nikki m'dear? ;)
Nikki: Hee hee..you know that I've been your stalker forever now...
---Nikki and I on my LJ

I enjoy your presence here so very much. You are very helpful and kind. Keep smiling sweetie. If there were more like you in the world, it would be a kinder, gentler place.
---MatthewMI

Keri: And if we just broke up, you're not supposed to be saying your new girlfriend is hot in front of me!! Ho!! ROTFLOL ;)
Julie: Ho!? You did it first you hor!
---Julie and I on my LJ

So...
Where is my future hubby? I cook well, and I clean even better. I also own my own business. :-D Who wants some? OHH I almost forgot, I am a crazy mad cuddler. I have dubbed my future hubby Cuddle Monster. Because thats what he will be.
---Jerrett

My store is going to be CLOSED tomorrow and Monday due to the hurricane.
My store NEVER closes - when Charlie hit last year, they were closed ONE DAY. ...I'm ... wow. Can it be? Can BB&B actually *care* about us!? *gasp* ;)
---Julie

I have "safe" crushes on ALL the Moms here, because we need more moms in our lives.
And on Keri, but that's more for dental reasons. :crazy:
---Uvon

Keri: BTW, love the new pic, you look so cute. Wanna date a lesbian? I'm sure my girlfriend wouldn't mind. Much. :-D
Brian: WOOOOO HOOO!! a three way with two lesbians! every gay man's drea......... oh wait...
*walks out with head hanging and confused look on face*
---Brian/SeattleB and I on the board

MEEEEEOWWWW!!!!!!
---Julie in the car with a grumpy Satantic Kitty

You're a doll Keri, and a very pretty one at that! It's because of great people like you that I'm able to jump right in. Otherwise I'm pretty shy and it takes awhile for me to come around. But not here. I felt the love immediately.
---Johnnyb

Keri: Brian/SeattleB – I'm with the others -- you're one of the hottest men in his 30s around! Humina humina. Hehe.
Vizionary: See? Even the lesbians are hot for Brian... I implore of you... If a lesbian can't control herself at the sight of a guy how are any of the rest of us supossed to? Brian, you should just change your screenname to Keri's synopsis of you. Instead of SeattleB you should officially be known around the GCN message boards as Humina Humina lol... then all us newcomers would know to just look away and hopefully would be able to avoid forming a crush on such an unattainable hottie. :)
---Vizionary/Nick and I about Brian/SeattleB on the board

Who’s the lobster now?!?
---Julie

Yeah but watch out for Keri, bro. She's a biter... We all want you to get as much as possible out of GCN just minus the veterinary bills. ;)
---Vizionary/Nick

I just want to say I have a crush on Keri Bearie (I mean who wouldn't?!?). Her smile is radiant and she spreads joy to all!
---Matt/itsjustme

Jerrett: hahaha... Why is it that all these gay guys are so single?? That makes no sense. I think we have a flaw where we are TOO picky.
Brian: Um I don't think requiring that they be able to draw breath on thier own is all that picky! but whatever!! :heart: :crazy:
---Jerrett and Brian/SeattleB on the board

Bla bla bla. Tired tired tired. Bla bla bla whine whine bla. Meepel meepel bla. I think I've covered everything.
*nods*
---Julie's idea of an LJ update

I love how detailed your post was. Hehe.
---Karen to Julie

hey Keri...
Can I test your cup size?
Would you rather a small or large coffee?
:P
*runs away*
---Rev Mike

What if Kate is right and there are plenty of ways to earn extra money to go to Texas?
What if there's prostitution?
---Nora

LOL she's a terror! LAST NIGHT ... OH DEAR LORD. So last night. She decided that no, Mommy cannot sleep. It's 1am and TIME TO PLAY!!! She destroyed the place. Knocked everything off the table in the family room, everything off the end table, somehow got in to the TV cabinet and pushed the DVDs out, pushed the DVDs out of the freestanding bookshelf, got into the printer paper, and managed to TURN ON Critter!
I'm hearing all this in bed, and I'm just going, la la la, if I ignore it, she'll stop. Then I hear the "beep beep beep" of Critter being turned on and backing out of his home. I'm thinking, I'm just hearing things. She couldn't have .... and then two minutes later, Critter comes into my room and goes under the bed. *gives you a look*
Then I get up and go have a look around and see the place destroyed. And Hermione's just laying on the rug going, "About time you woke up bitch! PET ME!"
---Julie's story about Hermione, her kitty, hehehe (it was worth quoting the whole thing)

hi Keri! You can be my new non-sexual girlfriend. :) We'll brush each other's hair.
---Ryan/Piggy Ryan

KERI...MY KERI...let me rub that knee for you with some swamp water...(snort, burp)...OK everybody back away, Keri needs some TLC on her knee. You ray of sunshiny harmony that lifts the soul.
---Matt da Moose

Julie: According to some wacked-out bumblebee, it's w455's birthday!
Happy Birthday bumblebee Will! ;)
W i l l: Thanks. But, uh, bumblebee?
Julie: It seemed like a good idea at the time?
---Julie and W i l l on LJ

Brian: where is that sexy Jerret anyway? I saw his "come hither" look in his picture. I'm ready to hither!!
Amy: he isnt online right now.. so who knows
kinda weird.. he is always online.. i would know.. i am too
Brian: maybe he had a date! you know how long it has been since I have been on a date?!
I'm so jealous! Jerret is on a date! Matt disappeared to! Oh my gosh he is on a date too! MAN I am so jealous! Amy you and I are the only ones not on a date, and we are destined to live in a refrigerator box under the viaduct. Man our life's suck! wish we had dates like Jerret and Matt
AND Aaron! he's on a date too! GEEZ! everyones on a date
---Brian/SeattleB and Amy on the board

I am trying to regulate your air temperature!!
---Julie to the Satanic Kitty named Hermione in the car

I'm having a hard time imagining you cursing like a sailor. Next time it happens, make sure you record it on tape and send me a copy =D
---Brianna

YAY FOR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!!!! *cough* It'll be my birthday in about 40 minutes, so let me take this opportunity to say, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Happy Birthday to me! I live in a ...tree? Um. Maybe I need to sit in a corner or something *cough*
---Julie

You know, sopmeties parents notice when their children are unhappy and notice when their children become happy again. You are happy again and I think they can see it, plus they've had a bit of time to deal with your "change of teams." ;)
---Becker

Can't wait to see the honeymoon video.
---W i l l on Sara and my engagement, of course :-p

*sparkle* *sparkle*
*tells you to pet the ottoman*
*ducks*
---Julie on our engagement

Okay, I finally had time to read this graphic novel™Keri.
---Karen

Matt: I love Keri, I love Keri, I love Keri!
Keri: It was only a matter of time before you fell in love with me, my dear. ;)
LOL, I'm just kidding.....kinda. :-p ;)
Dave: You're not the only one who loves her Matt. And I claimed her first - so THERE! :-P
Brianna: Actually, I believe Keri and I were the first to be engaged. I did, after all, have the chance to propose during Women's Chat.
---Matt/itsjustme, Dave/neo_dave, Brianna/Brian S all fighting over me, hehehe

I don't know what all this fighting over Keri is about. I'm the one she bites!
*Uvon salts his arm. Again*
---Uvon

Julie: If you do dress up, I *HAVE* to see the pictures ;)
Karen: If there be pictures, there be no posting them up. Hah!
---Julie and Karen on Halloween

Jump in where ever you feel comfortable, no one bites..... well thats not entirely true, Keri bites, but you'll get used to it, plus she just bites gay boys so you're (relatively) safe. :D
---Brian/SeattleB

I didn't realize that Evangelical Christians were the new anti-Christ. Thanks for the heads up.
---Nora

I can't believe how many people don't know who I am today. I have two messy pigtails sticking way out past my shoulders, held up by hanger wire, and a ripped up, patched red shirt, and long blue socks... who the fuck else could I be but PIPPI LONGSTOCKING!? You fucking uncultured asses.
---Kristen on Halloween

How come when kids go trick or treating it's cute
but when grown ups do it it's a home invasion
---Rev Mike

I am now Boobs McSlutty!
---Julie

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!! This is amazing! I'm so happy for you Keri :) I wish you and Sara all the best.
Now, you just have to decide on the bridesmaids *cough cough*
*grin*
---Brianna on our engagement

I'm sorry did you post something? I was distracted by your icon.
Boobs Mcslutty. Yeah, I see that quote ending up on Keri's page. ;)
So, did ya get any pics? (I kid, I kid, though I'm suddenly glad your not really my little sister. *shiver*
I'm sorry, there was an icon....
---Becker on Julie's icon of boobies

Icon, what icon? There is no icon. No icons here.
---Julie

Thou hast garnered the appreciation of the whole of the GCN “Mindless Banter” thread community. Thou art the hero’s of men and of angels.
I’m not very good at this old English crap, I barely talk new English good.
---Brian/SeattleB

Now, I need to go find my cross-purely as a protective measure. Heathens to the left of me, evangelical Christians to the right.
---Nora

In other news, I stupidly have agreed to dress up for Halloween for work. I haven't dressed up since I was 9 and I have agreed to be the evil Queen from Snow White. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS!!???
Oh yeah, I felt bad about being anti-social and ruining some fun work stuff for other coworkers. I win at life.
---Julie

There can never be too much information about breasts and bras.
---W i l l

JAS Mart, my favorite Japanese grocery store, is currently holding their traditional sweets fair. So of course, I had to go and treat myself to a “few” things. ‘Course, to me, a “few” means I walked out of there with 6 boxes and 1 bag of sweets.
---Queenie

Now Keri, that's just wrong.
....
*cough* Not that I didn't look *cough*
---Julie after I showed her a certain Harry Potter picture, hehe

Another person who doesn't have to dress up. You suck.
---Karen to me on Halloween, hehe

Dear Mrs. Keri Bearie Wearie,
I AM SO STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! *HITS SELF* *DOH!* I TOLD JUSTIN I HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!! IT JUST CAME OUT!! HE WANTED ME TO TAKE HIS MONDAY SHIFT, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE I HAD TO WORK TUESDAY AT 9, SO THEN HE STARTS JOKING THAT I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE ... SO WHAT COMES OUT? "I HAVE PLANS WITH MY BOYFRIEND!"
*hits self repeatedly* So yes, apparently I have a boyfriend. I've had him for a week and a half and I don't know that much about him. Hermione hates him, but that's okay cause she hates everyone. We've done dinner, a movie, and gone to the beach. Oh yeah, I took him to see the penguin movie. WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS!!? So of course Justin wants to know all about him, and I'm like uh...he's cute?
*cries*
.....Love, Julie
---This very special email is brought to you by Julie Bulie ;)

I've only had 2 hours sleep!! Today's gonna be a bitch ... or it'll make me its bitch. Either one.
Oh dear GOD, I need to stop talking to people when I'm like this!
---Julie

Laura: Lets get married!
Laura: ;-)
Keri: lol, of course you'd take the easy way out and try to marry me :-p
Laura: who said that would be easy. you are alot to handle
---Laura and I in an AIM convo :-p :-p :-p

Uvon: Bite me and make me feel better.
Keri: *bites*
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

I have a crush on Keri, she bites...(UVON) which is fun, cause its not me.
I love you my lil cuddle buddy.
---Jerrett

Thank you for your lovely compliment! And guess what - out of all the girls, you're my favourite! I love reading your posts, and seeing your gorgeous picture popping up everywhere!
---Dave

It’s scary! With teeth!
---Julie

Laura: my friend!!!
Keri: LOL LAURA!!!!!!!!! :)
Laura: im so happy to see you!!!
Keri: LOL why? Did you have no one to talk to? lol
Laura: well i can't really see you but
Keri: Are you on drugs? lol
Laura: im happy to talk to you
Laura: no drugs. just missing you
Keri: I'm happy to talk to you too darling :)
---Laura all sweet-like in an AIM convo, aww :)

i love looking at your bosooms
and by that i mean smiling face
---RevMike to me

Brian: Seeing as how this is turning into "the place to be," I thought I'd drop by and say hello to everyone before I head out for the evening.
Matt: Wait, this is the place to be, yet you're still heading out for the evening? Did I miss something?
---Brian/Tallguyintulsa and Matt about the Crush thread on the board

Can I get a raincheck on those smoochies? Sorry I missed you guys last night... man, I was whooped when I got home! Hopefully I'll make the next one. You're very sweet, Keri, and really know how to make the new kid on the block feel welcome. Thanks so much.
---Michael

Julie: I want to bitchslap (blank)!
Keri: Oh heck, let’s just bitchslap both of them!
Julie: Whack! Oh no, you’re not getting off easy! Whack! *runs away*
---Julie and Keri on the phone

LoopyDom is back. I think Keri gets a kick every time someone uses her name for me. I must admit, I do like it.
---LoopyDom (or as he’s known on the board, LifewithLoopy :-p)

Hmmmm...Men start singing my name in the shower...
I could get used to that. :-D
---Uvon

Laura: none. i have complete control over my feelings for ryan
Keri: *laughs* Absolutely. I am sensing this amount of control.
Laura: i no longer want to rip his eyes out and or remove his genitals.
Laura: i have come a long way
Keri: LOL that IS a long way. Now you just want to kick him in his genitals instead of ripping them out. ;)
Laura: see. I am improving every day
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

House is trashed. I'm trying to resurrect it from the dead...
---Anya

Jerrett: You are SO very HOTT
Jerrett: ;)
Jerrett: hi
Keri: LOL, now see... a girl should be welcomed like that EVERY day. :-D
---Jerrett and I in an AIM convo just as I arrived

Keri :)
(HUGS)
Why can't you live in Tulsa?
---Brian/Tallguyintulsa

Laura: i have a headache because i only slept three hours
Laura: or was it two?
Keri: I have a headache too actually. Bleh. :-p
Laura: wow. that's wierd. we are starting to feel the same things now
Laura: tomorrow i might wake up gay
Laura: you never know
Laura: or worse you might wake up straight!
Laura: ha!
Keri: lol, it's sympathy pains.
Laura: awwwww you're so nice
Keri: lol you will wake up gay...and I will be thrilled. I'll dump everyone for you. LOL ;)
Laura: you better. because you know i could rock your world!!
Laura: :-*
Keri: You SO could!! ;)
Laura: i know. i know. everybody wants me
Keri: They so do. You are a catch!
Laura: i know. I have boys lined up outside my door right now!
Laura: no. go away! im talking to keri now!
Laura: sheesh! they just won't leave me alone
Keri: I would believe it!
Keri: LOL you tell 'em... I'm more important.
Laura: damn straight!!
Laura: I mean. . . .damn gay!!!
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

ha! I’m crushin' on the three GCN Boys Gone Wild!
AND Keri...the GCN Bo GONE WILD!
---tyler/Brent

Awww! Can we go play?
---Julie

Rev Mike: yay it's itsjustme
Matt: itsjustme is in da house!!!!!!
Jerrett: woot woot.
Rev Mike: hmm not my house
why not my house
why not why not why not
---Rev Mike, Matt, and Jerrett on the board

<---getting the vapors; fanning myself; considering flirting with Keri; getting dizzy; whew...
---Steve

I think everybody is crushing on Keri. How could they not, though?
---Brian/Tallguyintulsa

Keri: Good Lord, you need sleep! Why are you on here?!
Laura: because i like you
Keri: Aww, you ARE falling for me!
Laura: i fell for you a long time ago sweet cheeks
Laura: ;-)
Keri: I knew it!!! ;)
Laura: i must confess. from the first time i layed eyes on those rosy cheeks i fell head over heels
Laura: :-P
Keri: You sound like all my gay boys!! LOL
Laura: my goodness! im either turning gay or into a boy!
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

You do have the nicest smile in GCN (whoops should I have posted that comment on the "Crush" thread?)
---MatthewMI

Keri: I do believe you're going to give me a big head, lol.
Jerrett: *Pumps*
Jerrett: now it will only be a few more pounds of pressure!
Jerrett: you might feel a little light headed
Keri: *laughs* But oh is that light headed feeling a good one! ;)
---Jerrett and I in an AIM convo

But, according to the radio, the Pope just died.
And now we're sitting in the office wondering which of the magazines will hit the newsstands first, and can we get promotional money out of them.
Commercialism. Ain't it tacky & grand.
---Anya

Uvon: I think you should be best man, and I should be maid of honor.
Keri: Amen! And then I can bite you! ;)
Keri: Just 'cause. That's what best man and maid of honor do. *cough*
Uvon: of course!
Keri: You do realize when we finally meet, I AM going to bite you, right? It HAS to happen now. lol ;)
Uvon: I expect it.
Uvon: seriously.
Keri: Let's just hope I'm not the first lesbian that draws blood. lol j/k ;)
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

Don't you hate when people post their instant message conversations? Yeah, me too.
---W i l l right before he did so, lol

you guys are clearly mad....but mad is most acceptable!
---hunny about Julie and I

Julie all sing-song-y: Hugs and cuddles...
Keri: Are you going to cuddle her now?
Julie: If I find her!
---Julie and Keri on the phone

Keri: OH THANK GOD IT'S BACK!!!
Keri: *dies*
Keri: *from heart attack*
Laura: HURRAY
Keri: Laura, hold me.
Keri: LOL
Laura: don't die!!!
Laura: all night long sugar!
---Laura and I in an AIM convo ... [Hotmail was evil and deleted EVERYTHING from my email account, all my saved emails, all of it ... but thank God it reappeared within 10 minutes!! ACK! :-p]

Julie: J is dating T.
Keri: That’s okay. There’s time before the wedding.
Julie: Why is my best friend more upset about this than I am?
---Julie and I on the phone

DANG if I was a lesbian, Id be all over Keri..
---Jerrett

Rev Mike to Steve: you're a party crasher cuz no one invites you to the parties :-p
Keri's mah woman friend
Keri: Psst... Mike can be a little possessive... End Psst. ;)
Rev Mike: ohhh yooou
GET BACK IN MY BASEMENT
---Rev Mike and I on the board, lol

YAY! So today I finally did something! I HAD PLANS!!! WITH PEOPLE!!!
---Julie

I cannot believe you ever have had anything but a beautiful smile...a genuine smile comes from the soul, and you appear to possess a kindly soul.
---MatthewMI

Walk with the Lord one day at a time - He knows where the pathway leads and He never makes mistakes!
---Rick

it's not gross. it doesn't even have to be dirty! it can be incredibly romantic! having someone shampoo your hair/massage your scalp while hot water massages the rest of you...so relaxing and sweet! (showering with someone, that is)
awww...now i've got a case of the sentimental sniffles!
---Mike

Julie: I just want to pet him all day.
Keri: Awww, he’s a dog.
Julie: Now I’m picturing him curled at my feet.
---Julie and Keri on the phone

Define "Normal" is so good that I will permit it to have those dreaded quotation marks in the title!
---Allie about a book

Steve: Hi Keri...I missed *my* shout out from you...
Keri: Steve!! You're who I forgot! I was going to say when you came in going "Cheers!" it SO fit with your picture, wine glass raised and all. I was like "Hee!" ;)
Steve: Thanks, Keri...I'd raise a glass (heck, a whole bottle) to you anytime!
---Steve and I on the board

Laura: we should get drunk
Keri: Y'know, I've always said I wanna get drunk for the first time around someone I trust. lol...'cause knowing me, I'd be drunk after ONE drink. lol, and at least I know a best friend wouldn't get mad at me if I end up being this mean drunk, and can let me know so I'll never drink again, lol. :-p
Laura: you've never gotten drunk?
Keri: Never. Not once.
Keri: Julie and I meant to when she was here in July, but I didn't want to be all sick the next day for work...
Laura: wow. you're worse than I am
Keri: lol, or better, it's debatable, lol
Laura: i like to think worse. You would have to buy though because im just a little wittle baby girl
Keri: lol, I know. I'd be contributing to your badness. And you're supposed to be a cop! lol
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

Nope, I'll never become a lesbian! (*Sighs of relief heard from lesbians everywhere* - at least one man isn't gonna change! One less the challenge to Keri Bearie's hand...)
---Aaron Michael

So yes, Keri is happy and Julie is happy so YAY!! *kisses the world*
---Julie

Jerrett: I have taken to you rather quickly also
Jerrett: you hot hot lesbian girlfriend
---Jerrett in an AIM convo

Rev Mike: Keri, I got called offensive again
LoopyDom: Oh FINE, tattle on me to Ms. Keri.
---Rev Mike and LoopyDom on the board when I came on

Laura: it was my mom
Laura: im talking to her right now
Laura: fraud alert blah blah blah blah
Laura: blah blah blah blah
Laura: blah blah credit blah blah computer blah blah
Laura: man my mom talks a lot
Keri: lol, just like you!
Laura: yeah but im funny so its okay
Laura: man im not even paying attention to her
Laura: blah blah best buy blah blah
Laura: blah blah bank blah blah
Laura: i shouldnt have answered my phone
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

I can’t remember it. We have a very short memory span. Ooh! Look at the shiny butterfly!
---Julie trying to remember what she said for a quote

If you start closing off, and leaving, and becoming this wierd fake person, I’ll have to leave, and I mean that. Its a breath of fresh air to have SeattleB, Rev Mike, you (Itsjustme), Amy, Keri... here. I want you here, and I want you honest, offensive, or not.
---Jerrett

keri! - omG! i'm so excited you're here!!! i'll be the crick in your neck any day! wait, what does that even mean?
---Mike

Keri, in all of the hate...you stand firm in all of the darkness! TY for being a good GCN friend!
---Jamie

She doesn’t care about you at ALL! �Cause this is so normal. Normal people do this.
---Julie

Uvon: Well my lovelies, I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight. Goodnight. Make beautiful dreams...
Mike: bed? what? sad day! why would you go to bed? we're not in your bed! we're on the internet! you should stay here!
---Uvon and Mike on the board

Keri Bearie (cough*) you smilin beauty you (cough*). Thank you (cough*) for once again brightening my visit (ah-choo)here as you always do. You are a ray (burp) of sunshine. Peace. (cough*)
---MatthewMI after I explained why I *cough* in my posts, lol, the brat :-p

Keri: lol, why is it that everytime you start to like a guy, and if he likes you, you lose interest?
Laura: I haven't really liked someone since Ryan.
Laura: I don't know!!!
Laura: fear of commitment?
Laura: fear of intimacy?
Laura: fear of spiders?
Laura: wait. . . scratch that last one
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

*snort* I just snorted!
---Keri

Oh look at the butterfly. Okay. Distracted.
---Julie

Matt: I need to start crushin on Keri more, she does have the brightest smile around! :)
Steve: And Keri's hair isn't all that bad, either
Jerrett: It smells good I hear.
Steve: <---having his first crush on a lesbian. Is that Side C?
Mike: no, steve, you perv! that's called "you're a straight guy!" i'm just kidding! i'm totally crushin' on keri!
---Matt, Steve, Jerrett and Mike on the board ... [LOL, lemme explain “Side C” to those not in the know. On GCN, we have Side A and Side B. If you’re Side A, you believe that having a relationship with someone of the same sex is okay. If you’re Side B, you believe in celibacy. So... “Side C” doesn’t exist. lol...until Steve decided it did. ;)]

Keri.. I'm in love with a girl.. its you of course.
---Jerrett

Some things are shouted in life,
Some things are spoken.
I have found the loudest of all,
To be the whispers of a heart.
---Deborah ... [So good, I had to quote it.]

Aaron Michael: Hmm... so Mike is now a lesbian, and you and Keri are getting married (I have been reading).
I understand the honor is a contested one, unless Keri wants to revert the ancient standard of polygamy and have 700 WIVES!! (In this case it would be called polyandry.)
Mike: i know i said i was earlier, but i think i was misinformed. i don't really want to be a lesbien, i just want to marry keri bearie! scary!
---Aaron Michael and Mike on the board

They always need a hug. They just need a whole transformation.
---Keri to Julie

Do not randomly hop on me and bite me! You’re not Keri.
--Julie to Satan!Kitty

Keri got bitch-slapped. Heh.
I mean, aw shucks.
---W i l l about Baby Claire slapping me, lol, brat :-p

Laura: most people make me feel uncomfortable but every once in awhile someone comes along that I just click with (like you!) and I just haven't found that yet
Keri: But you found me baby!!! lol
Laura: I know and I'm very grateful that we found each other. If only you were a boy
Laura: ;-)
Keri: I know! It'd all work out so well........... unless I was still gay. Hm. *ponders*
Laura: then you would like boys and wouldn't want me!
Laura: :-(
Keri: And we'd be in the same spot! Darn. :-p
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

:eek:
Keri! Flirting with another person! I thought you promised me your hand in marriage!!
---Brianna

Keri: I’m a whore when it comes to gay boys.
Julie: Quote that!! Quote it!! Quote it now!!
---Julie and Keri on the phone

Rev Mike: i just thought up a cool children's character
Keri: What's that?
Rev Mike: Drunky the Touching Clown
Keri: *busts out laughing*
---Rev Mike and I in an AIM convo

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbreathe awwwwww ect ect, almost passed out there
---shelly

No issues here! Hide! Hide! While you still have an arm!
---Julie

Laura: My love!!
Keri: *laughs* You SO want me. ;)
Laura: all the time baby. all the time
Keri: I knew it. Your love for me is overflowing. hehe
Keri: Who can blame you though? :-p
Laura: yes it is. It always spills onto the floor and then I have to clean it up. it's such a pain.
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

I HEAR CLICKING!!
---Julie on the phone as I was quoting her

Rev Mike: did i mention that i changed my gender in my profile to transgendered
Keri: lol yes you did
Rev Mike: does that mean i can say vagina now
Keri: *laughs* Who knows. Women are so fickle. :-p
Keri: And I should know. lol
Rev Mike: :P
---Rev Mike and I in an AIM convo

jeez Mike, go to bed!!! come on, come to bed... or I mean... go to bed, yeah thats what I mean....
but you bolthe are hella cute.... really really cute, and I love the "cutest thing (singular, as opposed to things)" that is so friggin' cute too!!
Keri, does this mean our crush is over though? if it does Mike and I may just need to console each other to get over the crushing loss....
(hint: Keri, say "yes" say our crush is over, come on, give a guy some help here)
---SeattleB/Brian

Isn't Claire around the same age as my namesake nephew? If so, kids that age do sometimes slap. It's part of their self-expression. Of course, that's easy for me to say because Will has never slapped me.*
* I don't mean I've never slapped myself.** Will is my nephew's name too, since he was named after me.
** I am not saying that I HAVE slapped myself either, dang it.
---W i l l

Laura: i know. I am the funniest person i know
Keri: You are the funnist person I know too. Welllllll...then again, there is Julie. You have to battle that title with her. ;)
Laura: What!?! oooooo. . . Julie is going down
Keri: *laughs* I sense BEST FRIEND JEALOUSY!!!
Laura: damn gay. I'm gonna have to take her out so I don't have to share you
Keri: LOL you are so possessive!
Keri: I'm writing an email to Julie *LOL*
Laura: What!?! Julie!?! oh, I see how it is. I see who is more important to you
Laura: *sniffle, sniffle*
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

Damn right!
---Julie after hearing about this conversation ... [LOL, oh it’s so on between those two, I can just sense it! hehe ;)]

However, I've decided I LOVE having long-hair again. It's so... fun. Flirty. Cute. And, I've had comments on how great my hair looks. To the tune of "Mommy, I want long hair like Anya's!"
Hee!
Plus, the wild grin and bounce thing? I'm cute. I've been told so, so it must be true.
---Anya

You go through a relationship talking about wants and needs and desires. But when it all comes down to it, all you need is to feel appreciated and respected.
---Keri

I'm just going to start communicating with the friends i've made here via a hot air blimp.
---Rev Mike after some board drama

MatthewMI: I have been having trouble posting this hello to you. I think Keri's dazzling smile (see above post) is goofin up my computer!
Keri: LOL of course, BLAME it on the SMILE... I see how it is.
:-D :-D :-D
---MatthewMI and I on the board as he was welcoming someone

see how wonderful you are. even straight girls fall for you
---Laura

My nephew will be two in July. Maybe he and Claire should go on a date. Most little boys like a little slapping. Or maybe I'm thinking of spanking.
---W i l l

OK fine, but if I have to share, I always insist on being one of the top TEN wives :-D
---Brianna

As for Laura, I refuse to partake in catfights!! I'll hide behind you!! ;) Of course you'll be all, oh no, you can't hide behind me, and then run away so you can see us fighting over you. And you'll just be leaning against a wall, like a total mack daddy, going, "yep. Life is good. *notices me and Laura have stopped fighting* HEY! Did I *SAY* you could stop!?" At which case, Laura and I will call a truce and then gang up on you! HA! ;)~
---Julie

Catfights are better than Keri fights. *nod nod*
---Keri

Keri: and actually I have to go -- dinner is on the table :)
Laura: NOOOO. you make me sad
Keri: LOL I can't help it...family meal!
Laura: it's julie isn't it?
Keri: I love you!!!!!
Keri: LOL no it's not!
Laura: she doesn't want you to talk to me
Laura: sure, sure. go ahead run to your julie
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

Keri: I finally just finished replying to that feedback thread.
Rev Mike: did you say
Rev Mike: yo yo, y'all SUUUUP. lil Missy leave fo' one day y'all one DAY. and this shiznet be goin down
---Rev Mike and I in an AIM convo about board drama

Today's it -- my one year anniversary at work. Did anyone remember? NO!
Hey, *I* remembered. Okay, not really. I, uh, thought it was next Wednesday. Yeah, that's it.
Oh, and you meant the people at work didn't notice didn't you? Well then, I'm off the hook. Woo ha.
If it helps..."Great to have you here for a year!"
Well, not here. There. At Barnes &...I mean Borders. Wherever you work.
---W i l l on my LJ, lol

Brandon: Keri, you just summed up what I was trying to get across in the other thread about this. Thanks, doll. *muah* :heart:
Keri: *swoon* I FINALLY got a smooch from Brandon. My life is complete. If only I didn't have the creepy eye staring at me..... ;)
---Brandon and I on the board ... [The creepy eye is in reference to Brandon’s board pic being changed to a close-up of his eye, instead of his beautiful face. ACK. It’s following me. :-p]

Yes, I’m interrupting. See? Go with the butterfly, Keri.
---Julie when telling me to check my LJ

I will not accept this -- you must keep fighting. I am the mack daddy, darnit!
---Keri about Julie and Laura catfighting over her

And the mack daddy cusses...darnit.
---Keri

Laura: is my book almost done?
Keri: LOL you so want that book, don't you?
Keri: One of these days, I really will either be bored...or hyper...and I'll do it. lol
Laura: of course I want my book. I'm telling you it is going to be a best seller. you will be famous. i'm really doing you a favor, you know
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

You are very kind to some of the members who are feeling down. That says a lot about the type of person you are. If I decide to ride my horse outta town ...(which is difficult for a moose!) and do not see you again....thank you for all of your cheer and support of those people going through pain. Your encouragement appears to have helped many as I peruse the posts.
---MatthewMI

Kristen: Today I watched Barney, and I liked it.
Keri: You have found a way to disturb me greatly. ;)
---Kristen and I on her LJ

Keri: I’m hot.
Julie: Oh baby, yes you are. *silence* Is that the right answer?!
---Julie being a good girlfriend, lol

Keri: lol, you're hot! hehe
Rev Mike: mmhmm
Rev Mike: 'do not feed the lesbians'
---Rev Mike and I in an AIM convo

Keri, how could anyone not love you.
---Don/dinky

Biatch.
---Keri

Julie: I’m a crappy lesbian.
Keri: No... you just need practice!
---Julie and Keri on the phone

I am loved! Keri is loved! I am loved! Keri is loved! I am beautiful! Keri is beautiful!
---Laura

Cat is turning into my snuggle bunny. Don't tell her or she'll stop.
---Julie

Keri you are a very funny gal and all! You're so cute. LA sounds like a nice place for a woman like you.
---Jamie

I always lock the doors. I'm a very nervous person.
---Laura

Keri: I wanna go on a date... LOL. ;)
Greg: How 'bout we all go on one big date? :)
Brian: Oh if only I was still dirty brian!!
What an opening!
Keri: Oooh...let's so go on one big date! My Friday night's looking up. And notice how I'm the only lesbian in a group of gay men? Maybe I'm kinkier than I seem. LOL. :-p
---Greg, Brian/SeattleB, and I on the board

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day. Can't pinch me, I've got green eyes.
---Kristen

an apple a day keeps a penis away.................. =))
---shelly

Keri quoting outloud to Julie shelly's quote: an apple a day keeps a penis away
Keri's mom in doorway without Keri's knowledge: WHAT!!!!! I don't want to hear about an apple and a penis in the same sentence!
Keri and Julie: *dying of laughter*
---Keri's mom and Keri in a lovely exchange

keri--i loves me my boys? adorable! you're just adorable! ugh! cute!
---Mike

Umm..... Yes. I think that's all. Me hungry. Me get food. *cough* Hi. Keri sick speak is contagious *grins*
---Julie

Oh my gosh! You're not going to believe what happened! The Old Guy came into my office to talk to me, but I farted right before he came in. So he got real close to my desk and I think he smelt it because he backed up and stood at my office door and tried to talk to me from there. Then he left. My God! That was hilarious! I'm going to fart whenever he tries to talk to me. Yes! I now know how to defeat the old man. My secret Fart Attack! Ha ha ha! Gas is cool.
---Laura

Keri: Okay I can't even say that with a straight face.
Bill: Keri...I can't say ANYTHING with a straight face. :)
---Bill and I on the board

Keri: We should have thought of this a long time ago!
Uvon: We didn't know each other a long time ago.
Uvon: :-P
Uvon: But yeah, I could've used the royalties long ago!
Keri: *laughs* Don't bother me with details... lol
Uvon: oh, I won't.
Uvon: details lead to tears.
Keri: Oh Uvon, you and me were destined to be. lol
Uvon: uh-oh! I sense a catfight now between me and Matt....or Mike...or Brianna...
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

Keri, I think I'm crushing on your awesome personality. If I was a lesbian, I would be after you, big time.
---Greg

Laura: i need to get me a dildo
Laura: but i would be way to embarrassed to buy it
Keri: A dildo. I've never used one. I wonder how that would be. Huh.
Laura: we should try it
Laura: but seperately of course hehe
Keri: LOL yes, SEPARATELY because otherwise I'd be disturbed. lol
Laura: yeah that would be weird
Laura: it would kinda mess up the whole sister thing
Keri: LOL yes it would...bigtime. Because that would be kinda incentuous. *shudder*
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

Thanks for the comments on the smile. But that picture is nearly a year old...I'll probably have to find another one soon. But I'm only photogenic when there's a full moon and I've been bitten by a drunk lesbian. After eating buffalo wings. On a Tuesday.
---Uvon

I often think the things we think others could be and the thing our relationship could be with them is the "hope of romance".
---Henry

Keri: I'm so gay, I always open and hold the door for a woman to go through. Or a man. I don't discriminate, lol, although it tends to throw men off. :-p
Jens: You can hold the door open for me any day, baby! :-D
---Jens and Keri

Am reading cheesy romance novels with lots of cheesy sex.
Am jealous that a book character gets more romance in a cheesy book then I've gotten in my whole life.
---Julie

I missed you being goofy, that's a travesty. a poopy. a faupa if you will lol
---shelly to me

Keri: He wants us to come in Tues, Wed, and Thurs at 5am to clear out the backroom because we're having a visit on Thursday. Which I don't get... why can't we just stay till 11am instead? This never makes sense to me. In fact, I think I'll say something tomorrow, open my abnormally big mouth.
Laura: you go girl!!
Laura: if i was still there i would be standing right behind you
Keri: lol, notice BEHIND me... not beside me. :-p
---Laura and I in an AIM convo about Borders

Glad to know nothing I said has been quoted that can be used against me in any sort of evil capacity.
---Karen

Jerrett: Keri, come to bed!!
Keri: With you?
Jerrett: Yes!
Jerrett: With me!
Keri: If you insist, m'dear, I am a good cuddler. *nod nod*
Jerrett: I bet!
Jerrett: Just don't bite
Uvon: No! If anyone's going to be bitten by Keri, it's going to be me!
Jerrett: Ooh Uvon, I never knew you were so S&Mish
Keri: Ohhh! Cat fight!
Mark: I'm still trying to figure out why Uvon keeps getting bitten by lesbians
Uvon: It's a mystery to me too, Mark. But if that's the price I pay for Keri's affection...
Jerrett: Keri is so sought after.
---Jerrett, Uvon, Mark and I in a chat

Rev Mike: hehe I'm so guarded when it comes to love.
wanna get into a wonderfully sexless emotionally distant marriage with me? :-D
Keri: LOL, let me tell ya Mike...out of all the proposals I've gotten, yours as got to be the worst sounding one! LOL. Sexless? Emotionally distant? Can it get any worse? LOL. Oh I know, physically absent can be added on! That'll do it! LOL. :-D
---Rev Mike and I on the board

EXACTLY!! Who the fuck do these chicks think they are? I'm unique little Kristen over here, and here they come, with their cool stories, red hair, better abs, funnier jokes- dammit!
---Kristen

Keri: You do realize this probably means that at any gathering, the lesbian may have to bite you, right? lol ;)
Uvon: Good thing I bathe daily, then. ;)
Keri: *laughs* This is true. Wait...is that either to get the lesbian residue off or to keep her from gagging? lol ;)
---Uvon and I on the board

Thanks so much Keri, especially for being so supportive and encouraging on this Creativity board. Your words mean so much to so many of us, and I think I speak for everyone when I say that we are so grateful and blessed for your presence, your poetry, and your feedback. You really do shine such a bright light here! Thank you!
---Chad

You are my heart. :)
---Jerrett

Julie: The humpy bunny is a slut!
He really *IS* gayer than Harry Potter!!
*cough* And that's really hard to do since Harry Potter is the gayest thing who ever did gay.
Keri: The bunny is SO gay. His butt is open to the world.
---Julie and Keri about the Borders bunny

There is one guy who just passed me who always gives me the peace sign. What the hell is up with that? What does he think? I'm a crazy Nazi girl trying to take over the Pennysaver? Crackhead.
---Laura

have missed our funky chats, and i hope to God for the sake of my sanity i get to chat to you properly again soon...cus am missin my wee ray of sunshine!
---hunny

Be careful, Mike - Keri's biting boys.
---Uvon to Rev Mike

Do lesbians feel emotions? I always thought of them more as vulcans. j/k
---Rev Mike

Keri, if I were even the smallest bit lezbonic I would so be stalking you! you are the cutest of the cute!
---Brian/SeattleB

Okay,
I'm jealous now
I want a stalker.
I'll even walk around in front of my windows in mah undies and leave my trash in easy to get at places.
Last time I had a stalker...man did he not know what he was in for. I kept him in my basement. tellll me AGAIN HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME.
His tears said "I love you"
---Rev Mike ... [lol, I like his dark humor, sue me. :-p]

Uvon: we are too fabulous to function!
Keri: We are FAB dar-ling!
Uvon: If fabulousness were people, we'd be China.
Keri: The country? Or the pro wrestler? LOL.
Uvon: LOL!
Uvon: I meant the country.
Uvon: I didn't think about the wrestler.
Uvon: I AM gay, you know.
Keri: LOL, where my mind goes...Uvon knows... lol
Uvon: w00t!
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

Keri, You are too cute! And I completely concurr with your sentiments on brotha mike! I cannot play long...daddy has a date tonight. So gotta make sure the wig is combed and the nylon stockings are run free! haha!
---tyler/Brent

Alma: Distance is more an excuse people take, but when you truely love someone, you can work around it and find a way to be together.
Keri: Screw people who get down on long distance relationships... God will bring someone into your life however He pleases, and yes sometimes...they're far away, and getting to them is part of what makes the journey so sweet. :)
---Alma and Keri on the board

Fluff! And I'm like let's fluff the gay boys! And then I'm like... ummmm....
---Julie

Laura: damn straight
Keri: Except I'm gay.
Laura: uhhh. . . right. damn gay?
Keri: LOL, you dork. I love it. ;)
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

I'm looking forward to chatting sometime - you're too cute to function!
---Uvon

Mike: i love to laugh! i have a feeling that if you put keri and me in a room alone, we could laugh for hours with out even saying anything.
Don: You are definately right about you and Keri. Both of you have me in stitches most of the time.
---Mike and Don/dinky on the board

Having now met you in person, I so much more want to follow your posts and feel I can relate so much more to your writing now that I know a bit more about you. A lot of your personality really does come through much of your writing. Included in that is your generosity and graciousness which can be seen in all your follow-up posts. Thanks for being such a blessing to us all in this way and sharing a bit of that part of you with us.
---Henry to me

Keri: I dig the look of the new site, BTW. :)
Karen: I redid the new site 3 times too!
Karen: me = crazy
Keri: LOL for real? You are a fiend!
Karen: I am indeed. It was originally blue, then black now this
---Karen and I in an AIM convo

Gay boys were staring at my breast... which was a weird experience... I never thought THAT would happen in my lifetime!
---Keri

Rev Mike: OMG who wants to date me?
And by date I mean passout in my room
Brian: who DOESN'T want to date you RevMike..
And by date I mean NOT passing out in your room
---Rev Mike and Brian/Seattle B getting all suggestive and fun

Your awesome smile is definately a peep hole to your soul.
---shelly

Rev Mike: OMG *I'm* a lesbian TOOOO!!!!
Keri: You are?!?!? Oh I LOVE YOU!! I'll date you and pass out! Er... wait... lol ;)
Rev Mike: Keri...Lemme just put on mah Lezbotronic suit
---Rev Mike and I on the board

What? You're suppost to dump that book and write one about me remember? I want a full book about me on my desk by monday with illustrations.
---Laura about my book, Falling and Rising

Keri: Polygamy is the new... um... hm....uh...
Julie: Uh... a foursome is the new threesome!
---Keri and Julie about us marrying J and another person

Brian: Keri, I have GOT to meet you! we are like two peas in a pleasure dungeon
Keri: Yes!! I've SO got to meet you too! I swear, you and I... okay, we may be kicked out of the booth at a gathering because we are way too dirty-minded, but our own little booth will be oh so fun in the meantime!! :-D
Brian: PLUS, our booth would have whips and leather!
WAY more fun!! ;-)
Keri: Exactly!! Why wouldn't they want to be a part of that?
But... where are the handcuffs? :-D
---Brian/SeattleB and I on the board

omg everyone's leaving me
and i'm so utterly co dependant now
---Rev Mike

Laura: if a boy wrote a song for me i would do him ;-)
Keri: LOL Gee, you're easy. If you liked chicks, I could just write a song for you and that'd be it, you'd be mine. lol
Laura: yeah. im easy
Laura: if I was gay you would be gettin laid right now
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

Thank you peach...your words are music to my soul...and it's ready to dance!
---tyler/Brent

Nora: uh huh
Nora: it's all about sex with you, isn't it?
Nora: ;-)
Keri: lol, WHAT?!
Keri: How in the world are soccer and sex in the same line of thinking? lol
Nora: oh yeah...you do innocent well
Nora: ;-)
Keri: No for real, lol, I'm confused, lol
Nora: Never mind, m'dear
---Nora and I in an AIM convo where I'm apparently utterly clueless :-p

as far as getting locked in a room with you to laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and...maybe it would be best if we avoided that situation. what if we were locked in a room together and i started laughing at myself and then you laughed at me for laughing at myself and then i laughed at you for laughing at me for laughing at myself and then...that we suffocated ourselves with laughter and we died from it? on second thought, we'd totally pass out from a lack of oxygen to the brain before we died from it. ok, let's do it!!! ugh! i'm so excited!
---Mike to me, LOL

Keri: Oh, he's hot! Ryan is the only guy that could make me go straight. ;)
hunny: KERI!!!
hunny: gutted!
---hunny and I in a chat while I was talking to Ana about Ryan from the O.C., lol

My baby face fire man was last again. He gave me that cute, shy smile again and said goodbye. I asked him to marry me. He said yes and then he took me in his fire truck and had his way with me......okay, maybe that last part didn't actually happen but a girl can dream!! I smiled back and said goodbye batting my lashes at him. hehehe I swear, on their way out the door I thought I heard one of them say "Foxy" but maybe I just imagined it. Who knows? He's gone now. I wish he would come back. Maybe I should start a fire. Just a little one. Where are those matches...
---Laura

Keri: See, I'm just used to people being better than me. LOL, that sounds terribly sad. I may cry. :-p
Kristen: Who the hell is better than Keri? Aside from me?
---Kristen and I on her LJ

Brian: And you Ms. Keri, keep that beautiful brain of yours cookin'. I'm not ready to stop the fun yet
Rev Mike: I don't think she's having brains for dinner
tho you never know with her type
---Brian/SeattleB and Rev Mike on the board

Julie: I forgot how to type.
Keri: That's okay, I forgot how to breathe.
---Julie and I on the phone

Okay let's start at the beginning. A very good place to start.
---Laura

Your smile and open heart brighten my day each time I see your photo, and read your written word.
---Scott

There are no crackers!
---Keri to Julie

You too can get a dirty mind, Yes for just $19.95 you too can recieve a crash course in crassness and double entendre that will impress and gross out your friends
---Brian/SeattleB

Oh, :crazy: ImadorablewhenImdopeduponcoffee. Ijustneedonemorecupofcoffee, andmaybeadonut, adonutthatIcandunkinthecoffeeandmunchon. Yaayforcoffeedonutsandgoodthings. :crazy:
---LoopyDom, lol, that's my nickname for him ;)

The Big Guy has been seriously getting on my nerves too. Every single cotton-pickin day he sneaks up to my door and bangs on the wall to scare me. Of course, I jump and he just laughs his ass off. Okay, it was funny the first dozen times but enough, enough! Shit. He's lucky I'm not a cop yet, 'cause if I had a gun he would be the first one to go! I think he's just all butt hurt because I didn't react the way he had hoped when he gave me that flower on Valentine's Day. I guess he expected me to spread my legs and say "Come and get me big boy!" just because he bought me a 99 cent flower from 7-11. I mean, come on! Please! Boys are so stupid.
---Laura

Keri: lol, I have warped your mind. lol
Uvon: I could have told you it wouldn't be hard to do!
Keri: *laughs* How impressionable you are! ;)
Uvon: No - not so much impressionable as savvy about choosing my battles.
Keri: Smart man!
Uvon: never fight a battle when voluntarily surrendering promises to be MUCH MORE FUN.
Keri: I could learn so much from you, Obiwan.
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

Stay faithful! Trust takes a long time to build and a few short minutes to lose. Cherish your trust. It's what your relationship is built on.
---Glen

i love that your e-mail is karebearstare! i'm picturing the line-up of care bears and care bear friends and the kids all holding hands and chanting "we care" while the rainbow of care beam shoots from their little tattooed bellies! ugh, so gay!!!
---Mike

Keri , you are an absolute doll . Y'know, I just got the whole "care bear" thing with your name...yeah I'm slow. And it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything while reading your HOT comment, because I definitely would have showered my monitor from the laughter!
And I can't keep up with all the different weddings planned here, but just make sure I get an invitation to all of them :)
---Brianna/BrianS ... [lol...the Brianna thing is an inside joke. :-p]

I feel the world would be a much better place if people were honest with themselves and each other.
---Kristen ... amen.

Keri: LOL, it's fun watching Brian have issues...
And entirely funny to think that Mike's off with some chick.
Hm, wait... maybe it's me. :eek:
Brian: Keri, the war is on.... if you have never seen a homo fight for his man... its ugly... its scary.. its actually non-existant, we wouldn't do anything that could potentially break a nail.
Besides most homos are way to smart to cross a lesbo... thats basically suicide by lesbian
Brian: so Please please please please will you let me have mike back?
---Brian/SeattleB and I on the board when Rev Mike had disappeared, lol

A man's just a walking penis. He doesn't have feelings.
---Laura

*cough*lovedthevoicemail*cough* and did you MEOW on it!? You're all babbley and then you get even more babbley and then you got embarassed and then I swear I heard you meow.
---Julie

i wish you could all see how much i'm laughing right now, just at the thought of being locked in a room with keri to laugh until we both pass out! keri - if you passed out first, i'm pretty sure i would stop laughing to be concerned for you until you came to, but believe you me--when you came back around, oh! the laughter would re-commence! it's a-whole-nother vicious but fun cycle! ugh!
---Mike still going off about the laughing

Enjoy the quiet times. Never assume that they are angry or withdrawn. Everyone needs time for themselves too, even in a relationship.
---Glen

Keri, get thee to a convent!!! No, you really are just sweeter 'n pie.
---LoopyDom

Lucky has had a very trying and difficult day. His Pet-Mommy was so cruel as to go to the One-Of-A-Kind Craft-show today and left him at home with his Pet-Uncle.
Pet-Uncle wasn't fun. Pet-Uncle went out for lunch with Pet-Great-Grandfather and Pet-Grandfather. And did they bring back a BONE for Lucky? No. Not at all. Bad Pet-Grandpapa. Bad Pet-Great-Grandpapa. Bad Pet-Uncle.
---Anya about her dog, Lucky/Lucifer

I hate boys. I wish i had one
---Laura

keri - getting back to the original intent of the crush thread, i'm totally crushin' on ya! it was the care bears and bob barker thing that did it. i can't stand it anymore! i'm in love with you!!! oh wait, i'm gay. frustration! agony! rrrrraaaaage! just kiddin'. i like bein' gay! ugh!
---Mike

Keri: There's never been a better way to love someone than to hold them up in prayer, knowing that our Heavenly Father is taking care of them when we can't.
Glen: And as sweet Keri said... Pray for them and with them. Its the ultimate act of love.
---Glen and I about relationships on the board

Keri,
<3 you.
I bet drunken atheist boards are more fun :)
---Rev Mike after I stuck up for him against the conservatives on our board once again :-p

That's great - everything you're doing. :) Good for you, working & actually saving the money you earn!! A concept I think I have yet to learn! LOL. J/k.
---Jen

Keri: Who could resist you? I couldn't. And I'm a lesbian. LOL.
Brandon: Oy vey! Now that's a list I could give. But, eh, they were blind to the opportunity in front of them.
"Ego, party of 10. Your table is ready"
---Brandon and I on the board

Mike: and keri - well...you know! i'm madly in love with you! ugh!
Keri: Mike, awww! I'm madly in love with you too! *thud*
---Mike and I on the board, hehe, we have too much fun ;)

I have nothing against tomatoes, but if I don't use what I have, I might as well be one of them.
---Kristen

Laura: you should have seen me blush when my mom pulled out my condoms
Laura: i was bright red
Keri: LOL! I bet, oh my gosh, I would have DIED. Literally. Because she would have shot me after pulling them out. :-p
Laura: your mom would have shot you?
Laura: i think she would have been confused
Laura: i mean you don't really need them do you?
Laura: unless you are in the closet about being straight
Laura: its okay. you don't have to be ashamed
---Laura and I in an AIM convo

I love your gay boys too! WE NEED TO MARRY THEM!!
---Julie

Keri: I adore you, Brian.
And Mike.
:)
Rev Mike: omg Keri's leaving me for Brian :-p
---Rev Mike and I on the board

**hyperventilates with excitement i(gasp)love(gasp)you(gasp)so(gasp)much(gasp)and(gasp)we(gasp)are(gasp)so(gasp)
getting(gasp)married(gasp)a(gasp)s(gasp)a(gasp)f(gasp)p!
scottie already agreed to be my flowergirl under different circumstances, maybe he would do the honors for you and me instead!
oh, btw, the 'f' in 'asafp' stands for 'feasibly!' sheesh, people! this is a christian site!
---Mike, LOL

I cant believe you are turning straight mike, you being such a queen ha ha ! However Keri does have a cute ruddie face :-) I just want to pinch her cheeks everytime I see that cute picture of her!
---Scottie

Keri: Amen to that, Uvon dear, a-MEN.
Uvon: I would like a-MAN.
Uvon: :-D
---Uvon and I in an AIM convo

I cut my finger. No, not right now! I cut it a few days ago. My mom is packing because we are moving soon and she had the scissors with the packing stuff. Of course, she didn't tell me so I had no idea. I thought they had been stolen or something so I was using a knife to open stuff. Well, everything was going great until I got this tiny packet of spice for my instant noodles. I placed the packet between my fingers, pushed the knife through it, and slice! My finger fell on the floor, blood squirting everywhere! I almost died! The pain! Oh, the pain......Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad but I did have a pretty nasty nick. It's all better now. See! (look at Laura's thumb) (look sympathetic) (good job) Wow! That's so nice of you to be so concerned about me and my thumb. You're a great friend!
---Laura

Mike: keri - ruddy cheeks (you asked earlier, and i don't think anyone answered) just means that you have delightful rosy red smiley cheeks! they're adorable! you're adorable!
Keri: So THAT'S what it means!! Thanks for answering for Scottie. :) Hehehe...I like being adorable. Can I just keep being adorable? Adorable seems to fit me like a glove. Yes, in fact, I think I shall never lose this glove. I shall wear it like Michael Jackson....... er...... *cough* :-p
---Mike and I on the board

Keri: I am pure
Keri: In this instance. lol
Keri: Otherwise, I usually am dirty-minded :-p
Nora: methinks the lady doth protest too much
Nora: j/k
Nora: you're no lady, lol
---Nora and I in an AIM convo

Okay, if I was a Bo...too bad I'm a Mo - I'd be crushin on a certain Member, and I'll try to use the uttmost discretion, her name rhymes with Beri Kearie!
---tyler/Brent

Rev Mike: Keri...I'm putting on the suit again....
Keri: LOL, it continues to amaze me how many gay men want to be lesbians because of me... but you sure are one of the hottest, Mike! LOL. ;)
Rev Mike: omg I put on a long black wig one time....I was remarkably ugly. I looked like the old woman of the sea. SEA WENCH SEA WENCH
I think i'd have to keep my hair short.
---Rev Mike and I on the board after I defended him in a serious conversation

Keri, because she gave me my first smooches in the chat last week, and said, "Now you're in!" And for a new guy, you couldn't get a better welcome than that! Thank you for you, hun... even tho' you give my girl Cher a hard time. :-p
---Michael

Uvon: Now Keri - a boy's gotta keep some secrets. ;)
Keri: But... but... can't you just keep your secrets in regards to everyone else, and simply tell me everything? I'll keep quiet! In fact, I'll be super secretive...in the whole rubbing it in everyone's face kind of way. What? There's something wrong with that? Whatever do you mean? *completely innocent, and taking lessons from Brandon*
---Uvon and I on the board

Monsters live in the dark and shadows, drag the baggage out into the light, where you can see it, and confront it.
---Rev Mike

Keri: I saw Mark's picture and was like... he has got to be THE cutest guy I have ever seen. That smile. Could I simply marry that smile? I don't need the rest of his body, just give me the pearly teeth. LOL. ;)
Alan: Hmmm... it would be pretty hard to carry on a meaningful relationship with TEETH! haha. Seriously, though, you just don't see smiles like that every day.
I'll fight you for him. :)
---Alan and I on the board

i just had a funny thought! your screen name is keri bearie which is like care bear which is a kind of bear (even if it's fictional) and bears like honey and you like hunny! oh my gosh that's cute!
ok, i'm a dork. shut up mike!
---Mike

Basically, what I'm trying to say is, a fair amount of effort is required just to maintain one's self, to prevent one's self from falling into an old fruitless cycle. Change can be as destructive as it is constructive. If you keep tearing down everything you build... what good is that?
---Kristen

Julie: Technically, I'm still on drugs... what's your excuse?
Keri: Sympathy? Sympathy...drugs?
---Julie and Keri on the phone after craziness

Cat was annoyingly hyper last night, so I closed my bedroom door. This morning I awoke to broken glass. Cat: 2 million. Julie: 0.
---Julie

Just say no to stalkers.
---Allie

Kristen: Aw, dude, you're killing me here. "Heaven Is a Place On Earth" is so Belinda Carlisle of the Go-gos, not the Bangles!
Keri: LOL, are you serious? The MP3 said it was the Bangles and I never knew who did it -- just that I liked it... oops. LOL. *coughs and hides from Kristen* :-D
Kristen: WORTHLESS MUTANT!
Keri: LOL! But...but...Kristen... see, you just have to teach me, that's all... I'm not entirely worthless... really. :-D
Kristen: You're born worthless, you die worthless!
---Kristen and I on my LJ

You suck. Every time I listen to "Duvet" now (like right now for example) I think of you.
---Karen on BoA

I thought I was going to be all sad and lonely, hitting a birdie against the wall or something but it turned out great! The only thing is my legs are so sore from all of the falling, squatting, jumping and running. The pain will pass but the happy memories will live on forever. Isn't that pretty? I wrote that all by myself.
---Laura on playing Badminton

Okay, you can calm that screech down a little bit!
---Julie to me after I was excited

Well, you do keep saying all those nice things about me. Maybe I'm your beard. hehehe
---Becker after a LJ quiz declared him my spouse

Thank god I'm not a part of this family. All I'm saying.
How can Queenie be your brother and your grandma?
---Will on the LJ quiz

Julie: I love you too.
Julie: Even though you're a meanie! :-P
Keri: You love my meanie streak! I'm your Brian! *cough*
Julie: .....why do I have to be the gimpy Justin!? *grr*
---Julie and I on AIM

There is nothing wrong with looking 12. :)
---Allie

your poems seem raw, like ker-blang this is me, not candy coated, if this makes sense...sheesh. not trying to sound offensive or anything, if i do blame jens ok.
---shelly

Keri: *bounce bounce*
Nora: I know....it's a thrill to be in my presence
---Nora and I on AIM, lol

Christina Aguilera is beautiful on the inside! If only a stray axe would prove it.
---Kristen

Keri, you have such an honest, distinctive voice I would encourage you to pursue your writing. We need upstart authors to tell our stories and keep our voices fresh and new. Yes, the global outing is terrifying. But everything in life is a journey. You can still be poetry girl under the sheets at night.
---Julie Ann Peters, my favorite author

Oh Keri, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My how your words speak right to the heart. It's beautiful Love, and I'm blessed.
---Chad about a poem

Ew, Ethan. I'd rather be straight, thanks. Er um, gay? I'm so confused.
---Julie on being with Ethan on Queer as Folk

A few nights ago, I found out that Lauren Myracle's next book is called - I kid you not - Rhymes with Witches. You KNOW I have to read that.
---Allie

I'm so hungry right now. I don't know why. I ate before I came to work. Well, not right before I came to work. More like 14 hours ago. I guess that's a long time. Good thing I'm not diabetic. I'd be dead!
---Laura

Keri: Now who has the big head? ;)
hunny: it's not big...my body is just too small
---hunny/Morv and Keri in a chat

*sigh* I miss you. And I miss me. Weird, huh? *cough* Don't mind me; I just got home, I have a huge headache, I'm burnt out on work and I'm crampy!! *cough* ;)
---Loopy!Julie

Keri, some lucky woman is gonna find you and never let go... You're a doll!
---Jens ... [I love me my gay boys! lol, and here I was only babbling about how cute and crushable all the gay boys are, and next I know Jens started this rampage of "yay Keri" posts from everyone, good Lord, lol]

Awwwww Keri, you got the spirit girl! I think we guys and gals need to stick together.
---Bill

Keri if the right woman hasn't come along yet, it's because you're that special that there hasn't been anyone around that deserves you yet. But I agree that you will make a lucky woman very happy someday (and she won't want to ever let go of you).
You're just precious and I want you as my sister !!
---Alma

Keri, you're gonna make some lucky lady very happy one day. :)
---Greg

See Keri, 3 reply posts within one minute, just for you... see, we all agree you're totally wonderful.
---Alma commenting on the rampage

Eee!! Claire!!! *pets* EEE!! New glasses *pets* EEEEE!!! Allie!! *pets* EEEE!! Laura and Merry *pet pet* EEEEE!! KERI IS HOT!!! *pet pet pet* And EEE!! Framed picture!! *glomps*
---Julie's response to my new pictures after uploading them onto her site for me, hee!

You're still in corruption mode? Sigh.
---Karen once again on BoA

Laura: of course he didn't. only cops deserve me. I mean a cop. hehe. I'm reading your book right now. I better be in it!
Keri: LOL you're gonna have a threesome...or a foursome...all with cops! Male, female, what will it be... LOL ;) *laughs* You want a Laura character? ;) What if I have you smooching a girl? ;)
Laura: I would rather smooch a cop. a boy cop. A foursome with all cops would be fabulous! you should put that in your book!
Keri: LOL! You'd be the slut in the book! heheheh
---Laura and Keri in an AIM convo

I don't really see myself as much of a feminist. I've never had a reason to be. Except for that time in 4th grade, when the boys told me I couldn't play kickball, and I kicked them in their balls. Then, I was very much a feminist, an effective one, too.
---Kristen

You are HYSTERICAL on dayquil!! Heeee!!! I couldn't stop laughing at the other email!! *cough* *Cough*
---Julie

MY GOODNESS. Cracked monkeys out of their barrel. What is WRONG with her?
---Allie on my stalker

and i agree with jens to keri, who could resist your awesome smile, and the sensitive nature you have, i believe that there is someone for everyone and your someone is just around the corner I am sure. lol, just ker-blang em. :-D
---shelly

Follow your heart. It knows the way. (The way is you sitting down and getting those stories on paper, girl.)
---Julie Ann Peters

Anya: If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
Keri: "She's gay after all." ;)
Anya: *ROTFLMAO* Yeah, but you know I looked for a 12-step program to become gay and their ain't one!
---Anya and I on her LJ

Keri there is no bad timing as far as God is concerned and everything is carefully planned. If it seems like you met the right woman at the wrong time, wrong place etc, then it may be that God has it all planned for you both to meet again at a later time (maybe there is some more for you both to learn before the time is right, who knows ?)... All I know is that you're gonna just melt someone's heart someday.
---Alma

I'm a schweeeepy Keri. Darn this job. It's turning me into a pooper. Er, party pooper. :-p
---Keri

Why do I do these things to myself!?
I'll tell you why in this instance ... I was distracted by lesbian sex!
Yes, that's all you're getting.
---Julie

Pardon me, I have to go raise the National Flag....Oh my gosh! It's freezing out there! My teeth were chattering! But I overcame the intense cold and now the American Flag is proudly waving. Well, actually it's just kinda hanging all limp, but it's still proud!
---Laura

Keri: Are you in my head? :)
Chuck: Actually, I'm in your left pinky-toe.
---Chuck and Keri

I see we finally (?) got the male counterpart to Alma and Keri Bearie (as far as I know) - a boisterous, hearty soul full of warmth and lovable cheer... Puts a smile on my face. :)
---Aaron Michael to Glen but kinda about me too ... aww!

You fight with words yet are silent.
---Allie

I don't realize how often I talk to myself until someone catches me and thinks I'm a total schitzo. I heard somewhere that people who talk to themselves are brilliant. I must be a fucking genius!
---Kristen

Nora: I got up at 530 this morning
Nora: and went to the gym
Keri: That's when I get up every morning, lol
Nora: yes, but I'm doing it of my own free will
Nora: so that's really sick
Keri: .... that is sick. You must be stopped.
---Nora and Keri in an AIM convo

Yes J, I'll help you get stuff down from really high shelves *nods* Yes, you go up on the ladder and hand things to me. That's just perfect. Reeally. And no, I'm not staring at your ass the whole time at all *shakes head* I'd never do something like that. I'm a good girl *cough*
---Julie

wow keri, just when i think i have read your best one, you totally make a liar out of me and post a better one yet.
---shelly about a poem

Don't doubt in the darkness, what God showed you in the light.
---Rick

Dammit, I want the humpy bunny!
---Julie about the homosexual bunny displayed EVERYWHERE in Borders

I have to go to the bathroom too but I don't feel like getting up. You probably didn't need to know that but I'm trying to be more honest with the people in my life.
---Laura

Karen: I just couldn't believe how many men showed up for the show. Probably dragged there by wives & girlfriends.
Keri: *laughs* Really? That MUST have been it. LOL, just be glad I wasn't there next to you -- you would have been embarrassed by my screaming during "the duet." ;)
Karen: but if you screamed then you wouldn't be able to hear them sing now, would you? :)
Keri: .... I hate it when you make sense. LOL.
---Karen and I in an AIM convo about the All My Children charity show she went to where she got to see my lesbians sing a duet together ;)

I now have a T1 connection. I think I hear children laughing. And oh- now they're tumbling around in the grass, with the bunnies...
---Kristen

Feelin a tad pissy myself....things have been a bit mad at my church...lots of people gotta load of stuff to say about how i run my life - blasted fools! Have decided to leave for a while and start up my own religion....Morvenism - and those involved therefore will be called Morvenities! Feel free to join...i'm working on a statement of faith - *serious face* lol!
---hunny/Morven

Julie: Hee! We're so girlfriends :) You may convert me to lesbianism yet *cough*
Keri: *laughs* I'm planning on it.
Do not underestimate the power of a lesbian. *nod nod* ;)
---Julie and Keri on Julie's site

Oh my God!! The Old Guy just called me. The Freak! I'm still at work! I just gave him my number a few hours ago. I'm not answering it. I'm not supposed to talk on the phone at work. Before he left he told me I was beautiful and sensual. Fucking Sensual!!! He's nuts! Shit! I gave my number to a nut!!!
---Laura after being nice to an old guy, lol

ker-blang she did it again!!!!!!!!! beautiful.
---shelly

I've heard it said in many teachings that at certain points in our lives, God may intentionally create a distance in order to lead us on in teaching us and helping us grow.
---Kennan

Work is not the be all and end all. We all know it, and yet we still have a hard time trying to take time for ourselves.
---Karen

It's good to have something move you, because it means that you feel and that you care. I'll take tears over apathy anyday.
---Allie

LOL, I keep saying that my parents are going to put me in counseling whenever THEY talk about their sex life or joke around about it. Good Lord, a child should not have to hear these things!! (Yes, I'm a child now. Use it to your advantage when you can. LOL. :-p)
---Keri

Keri: I love J too. Let's marry J. Er... *cough*
Julie: ROTFLOL ... notice "let's" marry J -- that's right, cause we're a package deal! Hee! :)
---Julie and Keri on Julie's site

So writers are afraid, a lot of the time. We are afraid of the same things everyone else is, but accountants do not have to face this fear as tangibly as we do, because accountants get paid every two weeks. They show up and their job is more or less routine, and someone cuts them a check. Doesn't suck. Writers show up at their computers and in their own heads and spill forth all our greatest, shared fears and secrets - or at least, the good ones do.
---Nathan

Current job? Recently unemployed
Translation? The bitch fired my ass after reading my LJ. But I'm happier than I've been in a long time. So thanks...bitch.
---Becker

Julie: The gay bunny killed me.
Keri: The gay bunny has an agenda.
---Julie and Keri after Julie choked

Keri: I see it as inspired, but written by man with faults all over the place. People don't like my opinion...but I don't really care. ;)
Kristen: Watch out, Ker, that sounds a bit reasonable...
---Kristen and I talking about the Bible on her LJ

Gah, was doing good up until maybe a half hour ago when a headache checked-in like it was an invited guest.
---Anya

I try to be nice and helpful, and I get frosting on my boobs!
---Julie

Keri, you are so darling and cute.
---Adrian

Keri: LOL, I thought *I* was the one who had to do the chanting?
hunny: yes, yes, yes....but in the world of chanters....it's only fair that we chant right back to those who chant to us....especially wen the chant is received from someone quite so brilliant
---Keri and hunny in a chat

That book title is so you.
---Karen on Running with Scissors

Anyways, did you have a nice Valentine's? Mine was kinda weird. The Big Guy brought me a flower with a little bear that was holding a sign that said "Sweet Thing." Boy is this guy off! And guess how much it cost. A whopping 99 cents. Jump back! Big Spender coming through! The Dumbass left the price tag on. I mean, come on! If you are going to be cheap the least you can do is take the price off, right?
---Laura

Julie: I usually go into my little batcave and hide for a couple of days. You. No no.
Keri: When I'm pissed, I let it be known. Everybody feels my wrath.
---Julie and Keri on the phone

You and Alma have blessed my heart so much in such a few short days. You are a true testament of God's love flowing through a persons life. I have literally spent the ENTIRE weekend reading post after post and I loved seeing your smiling face on so many of them with so much joy in your words.. Anyway, from one goonie to another, Thanks sweetie for the love and smiles.. Your the best!!
---Glen

Keri: When I actually blush, good Lord, someone needs to hose me down... :-D
Jim: Naw, more like your halo glows I'm sure ;) :-D
---Jim and I about my rosy cheeks

Being molded in an image is something I find coming constantly from the parents, unable to ever, I don't think, overcome their own image and their own desire for what they would have me be. they don't understand the weight of their weight!
---Chuck

Keri: A fruitbasket!
Julie: Those are expensive.
Keri: Buy fruit and put it in a basket! It's cheaper!
---Julie and I about what to give the old man who fixed her car

I think Fullerton has a K-9 unit because I saw a cage with poop in it and I can only assume that it was doggy poop. The cage was too small to keep people in it. Unless someone crawled in the cage, left a little turd, and then crawled back out. I guess it is possible.
---Laura on becoming a K-9 cop, lol

I have a delightful announcement to make. After a decade of wondering where and why, and what could have been, I have finally found the lost right eye of my steadfast and stuffed companion, Puff-Puff. It is a miracle. Puff-Puff is overcome with elation, and he thanks the clouds and the marshmallow gods for this glorious victory. We have relearned an important lesson today, my teddy and I: never, ever give up hope.
---Kristen

Keri: I'm good at drive bys ;)
Ana: I know, you live in LA
---Keri and Ana in a chat

I saw the "I love Me" and I totally thought of you and just *had* to get it... I'm all, that's Keri!!! My mom was with me when I found it and I'm trying to explain the I love me to her and did the Keri song and she's just like, uhh....okay....backing away now. *cough*
---Julie about her birthday present for me which was an "I love me" purse and wallet, hehehe

I must confess to Keri Bearie and Alma, that even though I - being entirely gay in orientation - can "muster" no sexual feelings for any female, I do have a *sentimental* crush on the two of you, like I would love to meet up with you sometime and 'hit it off' all so friendly and corney :) :blush:
---Aaron Michael

What does he think? I'm gonna take off all my clothes and jump him just because he can raise his eyebrows!?! I mean, come on! He has to at least buy me dinner or something.
---Laura

Keri: *laughs* At least it doesn't look like a gay bathhouse this time....... although it's kinda close. *cough*
Julie: ...I liked the gay bathhouse.
---Julie and Keri about the new Harry Potter book cover

I sick. I dying. lol...or at least it feels like it. Dayquil knocked me out for THREE hours. Yes, you heard me right. Three whole hours. Me took long nap. Me still feel sick. Me go cough cough, hack hack, blow blow. It's VERY attractive. lol
---Keri

Oooh boy ... that sounds omnious *cough*
---Julie after I said I needed to talk, lol

Chuck: So, whatever you're made of right now, it certainly bears the ability to make the valley a place of Springs.
Keri: If there's one thing I've realized in the last month or two, it's that the valley can be beautiful...if you allow it to be. Who's not to say there aren't springs or flowing rivers in that valley to enjoy and cherish? Apparently, you realize this...and that warms my heart. :)
---Chuck and Keri

I just finished coding the friends quotes page with all the new stuff. LOL it's a big ol' everybody loves Keri update. It really is. I should be ashamed of putting up so much love for me, but really? How can I resist? They should know this stuff not only goes to my head, but gets put up for all eternity to FOREVER go to my head! ;) LOL.
---Keri to Julie

The bunny is gayer than Harry Potter!
---Julie

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