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These are quotes that were previously on the front page. These quotes are from the beginning of this website till 5/12/00... Enjoy reading what was in the past... But just as important. :)
wow.. between Sage's new husband and Keri's big-assed posts, I'm suffering from literary overload ;)
---Chris/Meteor
I'm really loving this email thing. Normally, I do short emails, but you're special. :-) It's... neat. You can quote me on that.
---Karen commenting on our daily long emails
Don't think I'm not going to get you back for your S&G Girls skit. *smirk* Instead of grinning as of now, I think you should be secretly plotting ways to keep me from posting on my MB. (Run, hon. She has a gun, hon. She has more than one, hon. So dun dun dun, hon.)
W h a t t h e ? ? Just when you think I can't get any weirder, I somehow manage it...
---Kristen/Buff1f
and im glad things are ok with josh again, but stand firm with him too. i really hope he doesn't hurt you again. "don't make me pull out my can of whoop a..", hee hee.
---Kelly threatening to kick male butt ;)
You have always been there for me (except when Lois & Clark or X-Files are on =) ) ... I cannot thank you enough - so I won't. j/k =)
---Lydia in a card to me
I'm all loopy.
---Queenie
As for the English slang, I took another look at that site yesterday and laughed at the F section.. especially where all the words began with f*** ... it was interesting how many terms they came up with for that one word.
---Karen refering to this English Terminology site
Take advantage of the ones that you love and who you can trust to be there and have been, through everything.
---Kelly
BTW- if you were going ‘@$%)^(%^!’, I doubt all I’d be doing is saying ‘shut up.’ J
---Kristen/Buff1f refering to Buff1f: Warrior Princess and a part I wrote
Anyways, this card totally had "KERI" written all over it. =) Don't fret... your un-normal ways are what make you the "unique-est", bestest (mejor-est =)) - best buddy that I am unfortunately blessed with! =)
---Lydia refering to the birthday card she got me which says "I'm so lucky to have a friend like you... All my other friends are 'normal.'" :)
Friends come and go, and you wonder why life likes to throw surprises at the most unexpected and inconvenient times.
---Karen
Besides, I would have thought you were adjusted to the fact that I'm better than you at everything you think you do well at. j/k :)
---Kristen/Buff1f
thank you for being such a wonderful and supportive friend and sister. i am growing closer to keith in many ways, but no matter what happens, you will always be my sister and we'll grow closer throughout the years too.
---Kelly
Perhaps I was meant for him and not my precious Ace. Or maybe I'm supposed to marry one, divorce him, and then marry the other. I just don't know, yet. :)
---Sage on the loves of her life
I KNEW there had to be something different between the two of us.
Well, we know that you're a dork, and I'm not, but other than that... :)
---Kristen/Buff1f
I won't get run over... I'll just get hit!
---Me ... [hehe... Lyds never lets me live this down - it was when I was J-walking out into a street with many cars :)]
Uh-huh. So you're saying I'm a freak now, Keri? Really... Hmm. As Anya's extremely Evil High Priestess, can I subject you to the same torture as W i l l, as you so carefully remember?? Gotta look into that.
---Karen
We're staying until we're leaving!
---Me again... with another quote Lydia always remembers... :)
(Do I have any other screen names?) netime, newhere, wappmyshaw
---Becky's answer to a survey question about me.. ROFLOL!
No one kicks Sage's mighty tight ass! (perhaps that came out the wrong way)
Did y'all know that my friends call me the Flying Buttress? That's right. I'm a superhero.
Yeah, yeah. And I know karate.
---Sage
(What is the best feature of me?) observant nature...
(What is the worst feature of me?) too observant nature
---Becky [Hm, I think she may be right. Becky seems observant herself. :)]
Hehehehe.. Buff1f vs the "real" Buff1f... can we say Celebrity Death Match here?
---Karen... commenting on a recent Buff1f: Warrior Princess...
She won't kill you. She'd kill me, but not you. She likes you.
---Queenie (about Karen)
(What's one of my favorite things to do?) taking walks late at night.... with a stake in hand
---Becky
LOL...All night I had been like "Has anyone for the love of Joss seen Keri???" and people were like "Uh, no"...then I'm w/ LW, and she's like 'Keri!" It just clicked and then I'm like, "Xena mode...jump and attack"
---Angela [She's talking about when we first met at the Buffy PBP (Posting Board Party) - which was an experience let me tell you. Hehe. :)]
She more than rocks, she mountains.
---Little Willow
(Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?) Hi Angela, nice to meet you. In person it'd be a strange noise as I nearly strangulated you while bear hugging you, and then a
quick look at my name and "ANGELA!"
---Angela... answering the survey thingy
And the whole Archiving is good for getting me out of a funk... it's non-thinking activity. I needed it to stop thinking bad thoughts.
Okay, I'm masochistic. Sue me.
---Karen
LOL about the wappenshaw name. I'm gonna go look it up in the dictionary later. But it does sound cute after the initial shock of "Wappenshaw?? She's calling herself Wappenshaw? What the hell is a Wappenshaw?" :-)
---Karen... talkin' about my AIM name
Now isn't that ironic? I forget my line, and I'm praised by the wicked witch of the west.
---Sagie
Men.
---THE Karen Quote
No, Keri. THE Karen Quote is "I'm scrapping it." That's the Karen Quote.
---Queenie
And the entire day, almost no matter where I went, I kept seeing these men dressed in funky sailor uniforms. They weren't Americans, I think. But they were a really nice highlight of my day... I like sailors.
---Queenie
Wappenshaw has a neat whipping sound to it.
---Kristin (from school)
Not to mention that I have no idea how my wallet will survive. It's pretty empty from just one day of shopping. Lord help me when I get a credit card.
---Queenie
So you were stalking Chrissy? Probably scared the wits out of her. (Hmm... or maybe this is part of your RT profile :-)
---Karen [this was from when I went to a Tony Lucca gig with Jen and we both met Chrissy for the first time]
I see you with a future running Hallmark! Yep... Kare Bear, CEO and CFO of Hallmark International. Kewl. Finally, cards with class! Oops, I'm getting ahead of myself. I suppose I ought to let you finish school first.
---Anya
i think this is the best poem ...well, not best. but most sincere.... not saying that you were lying in your other poems.... but anywayz.....
---Becky [LOL.. sure, Becks.. I believe you. ;)]
Hey, you're talking to the cradle robber remember?
---Kristin (from school)
I feel like a have got'n a karebear check up. :)
---Malena
i really really really hope your poems get published one day, in music form or in book.... you just always getting better. don't stop, keep writing. you're still mighty awesome.
---Becky
And yep, you're like a Little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes yourself. :-) But you're also a Resident Terrorist, which kinda nixes out the goodness, hmm? Like Gabrielle recently said, "a balance of light and dark."
---Karen
(WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE POET?) Keri .. she writes incredible,
realistic-believable stuff =). And even better .. she turns them into songs and composes piano parts to it ... have you heard her yet? Her address is: ... heehee jk, Keri =). Naaah .. . if she ever comes out with a CD, go buy it. You won't regret it =)
---Lydia
stupid old keri! always making me cry!
---Lauren
Keri is one of the sweetest and most real people I've ever met.
---Little Willow
Rap........ is actually cute when Justin Timberlake does it. Have any of you actually heard him? I finally found my MMC tape Keri made for me. I lost it when I came back from Vegas and was quite disturbed, but now I have it again and when I hear that little 12-year-old Justin rap, I'm so happy. =)
---Jen
Keri is a wonderful friend and confidante with a heart muy grande (for you non-spanish-goers, muy grande is very great, very big =) . She has vast insight about life, and I think that she has much to offer to this world ... get to know her; she's awesome =). I speak from experience .. we've been buds since sixth grade ... =) Thanks for your fantastic friendship and for your humor, Keri .. I love you lots =)
---Lydia
Oh, and I just want to say yesterday was a very scary day. Why? Because Anya was so... happy. She was bouncy all day, and nothing could get her off her happy high. And to think, it wasn't caffeine or sugar either. That girl was too cheerful yesterday, and I was beginning to wonder if aliens had kidnapped her and replaced with her a clone of some sort. She was acting way too weird for my tastes. Hehe.
---Karen
Hey all you dear sweet sunshiney souls! I've been missing you whilst keeping a low profile.
---Anya ... [Disturbing... she is happy...]
I love Keri to death! She is one of my oldest friends online, and she has always been there with a smile and a hug to support me when I need her! She is an excellent definition of a good
friend, and I really admire her faith in God (Keri, a lot of times when I feel I'm about to fall, I think of you, and that gives me the strength to do the right thing!). She's an absolute
joy to meet in person(so glad we got to finally meet hon), but remember not to have your nametag covered by accident...LOL! I love ya Keri!!!!!!!
---Angela
Anya, I HATE "Joy to the World". I had 10 years of singing it as the finale of my elementary school Christmas pageant. Not to mention the countless rehearsals before the actual pageant each year. So don't you "Joy to the World" me, and don't even start with the "You don't want to get on my bad side" shpeel. In fact, I'd like to get on your bad side. I like your bad side. Evil Goddess of Doom and Destruction suits you much better than Happy-Happy-Joy-Joy-Little-Miss-Sunshine (no offense Julie).
---Queenie ... LOL!!
Keri, You know how much of a sweetheart I know you are. You truly are one of the brightest stars on this solar system. It's good friends like you that make life easier to contend with.
---KiNeTiC/Alex
You should come to New York and learn how to jaywalk. :-)
---Karen
And I know that I pretty much don't write back and say how much I love reading your poems, but I do. They're really sweet (but not sugary), and really read like they come from the heart.
---Queenie
HAIR COLOUR: um... it's a raunchy snot color when i'm pissed... blue when i'm stressed and rainbowed when i' m gay.
---Becky
Keri is a sweetheart, and a better kinder, more thoughtful woman than I. And I have a decade's head start on her! :) Aside from all her soulful beauty, she has a poetic grace and a warmth a person can't help respond to. You rock girl!
---Anya
It has been really entertaining to watch you and Jen try to out-post each other and earn the title of The Posting Board Goddess , although that name will always be exclusively yours :) Copyright it :)
---Julie
The world needs more of you (minus the RT part anyway). =)
---Queenie
A cold and upheaval (sp?) at work, and you're still cheery. You scare me. And please do take your sunshine back. It looks better on you than it does on Karen.
---Queenie to Anya
Once again, the Evil High Priestess is here to spread more sunshiney goodness to the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I bet you're all wondering how long I can keep this up.)
---Karen
And, honestly, on behalf of all of us who go cross-eyed when we read to much typewritten print in a day... thanks for not posting more. One novel a day, hmm? An entire encylopedia series would make it impossible for me to even glance at email.
---Anya to me
Ah, my dear, dear Goddess... you want 80% of your sunshine back? Pourquoi? Don't you want me to be oh-so-happy, jubilant and buoyant?? You said it was "refreshing" to see your beloved High Priestess so cheery.
---Karen to Anya
And where is Alex, Will and Julie? I want to share Anya's sunshine with them!!!!!
---Karen [She's going overboard. She's starting to scare me with her happiness. LOL. j/k]
God's already blessing this friendship extradionarily... and he's teaching me to have patience with how he blesses it. You know me... lol... I'm like "okay I want all the great things from this now!" but I'm realizing that God knows what he's doing and he's gonna bless it slowly and with his time, but he is blessing it. I just have to wait. Hehe. :)
---Me to Lauren about a new friend of mine
I'm always being told by people that my handwriting looks like chicken scratch.
---Queenie
However, my dear esteemed and long-time absent Viashino, we do have one homicidal, angry, nasty, storm-cloud of doom lurking in our sunshiney midst...
Take the warning, run, hide, flee... for our own sweet Karen is in a dreadful mood. Horrid. Evil... [I'm dreadfully proud of her! Look, the little black planetary blot of destruction! Isn't it just wonderful!] So... run.
My condolensces to the Tang family on any loss they may incur.
---Anya
Hi. I just clipped my cats' toenails.
---W i l l
But on the very plus side, the site we were working on is live. Well, at least the beginning stages of it are. And I also got a crash course in Portuguese while working on it. That was an experience I would only wish on my worst enemy.
---Queenie
And as for the money, can't I have it buried with me? No? Oh fine.. take it and use it to pay for hits on my worst enemies... should they still be alive.
---Karen
Gotta love that female bonding. :-) Sisterhood rocks.
---Karen
Too much information about the contacts training. I really didn't need to know about the "pinch my eyeball" thing. Eww!!!
---Queenie to me... LOL
It's so unfair, you know.. I love the English, and you're hogging all of them up. :-)
---Karen
Now all you need to do is find a nice, young, attractive Englishman for one of your good friends... moi. :-)
---Karen
I'm as straight as a jossin' board!
---Little Willow
Me: She's very special. Hehe. :)
Karen:: of course she is! and she will never let us forget it.
--Karen and myself in an AIM convo talking about Anya.. hehe..
she is THE goddess... and she threatened to kill me.. ME, her Evil High Priestess.. what does that say about her?
--Karen about Anya (hehe!)
Crying isn't weakness - it's truth.
---Little Willow [That's probably one of the deepest quotes I've seen from a bud. I think it should be in quote galleries across the web. ;)]
Did you send an email to Alex? I swear, we should put his picture (if we had one) up on a milk carton...
---Karen
See, I come at your beckoning! What more could you ask for? (LOL...please beckon me out to LA, please!!!!)
---Angela to me
Patience is a good thing which I don't have much of. Heh.
---Karen
Oh yeah, and now to just babble on and on about my life, because well, we all know the world revolves around me. At least my world does. And that's all that counts.
---Queenie... LOL!
But I deserve a tribute! I'm SPECIAL!
hehe.. can we see how incredibly vain and egotistical I am in that subject line?
---Karen
(I don't know when I started up that "LaterO" deal, but it is pretty dorky. I'll have to do something about that. Not that I'm dorky. Those things tend to slip out only around you folk. Ah, what a compliment- you bring out the dorkiness in me. Heh. That's bad.)
---Kristen/Buff1f
If I'm not a priority in their lives, they're certainly not in mine.
---Karen
I bought the CD at The Wherehouse. I got there a couple hours or so after they opened too. NO ONE was there. I walk in and the guy looks at me and goes, "Are you here to buy 'N SYNC?" LOL...is it that obvious?!
---Jen
We're way too quotable lately.
---Karen [AMEN! I mean, just look how many Karens I have in this update.. lol.. it's kind of funny and sad. hehe j/k]
I feel all selfish whenever I post, cuz I always write about me. Sorry people. thanks for reading. heheh.
---Sagie
Yep, we should go out and kill a few people. It'll probably inspire us for the next story. Hehe.
---Karen
As my mom was about to hang up w/ the lady from Ticketmaster on the phone, I told her to ask if she can make another purchase of 'N SYNC tickets. The lady said sure, and Keri gave me all the info (over the internet, I might add...not sure how safe that was...lol...oh well)
---Jen .. thanks! *sarcasm* LOL
Unfortunately, I can never find people who share the love of soccer around here. The world loves the sport, except for Americans. Go figure. Why can we be not different for once?
---Karen
Me: Baldwin Park teacher dies of heart attack after hearing of Bass' engagement.
Kristin: Baldwin Park teacher goes nuts and attacks soloist at musical event.
---Kristin and I in an AIM convo [I made her believe that Lance Bass of 'N SYNC was engaged and she nearly lost it and I was like "Haha! I'm lying!" and this was her response. ;)]
[Have you ever been involved in a killing:] No.. Well, except for the green bug. The green bug- the poor thing. It was traumatized. First it's trapped in a hotel room. Then it has to deal with Jen throwing bars of soap at it. And me throwing papers at it on the ceiling. And listen to our screams as it moves. And then it had to deal with the man from the hotel who took it away in a cup- as Jen was heard yelling "Don't let it go!! Kill it!! Kill it!!" Let's mourn the green bug... *silence*
---Me ... hehe, sorry don't wanna forget it- it was pretty darn funny at the time. :)
Kristin: He's going for the motherly, older woman type.
Me: *laughs* Motherly? You have the old woman part down though.
Kristin: STOP! My sides are splitting! I'll be no good for Lance with open sides.
---Kristin and I in the AIM convo again
If Via decides to resurrect himself in the next story... well, we'll just kill him again. I can see this as a running gag in every Buff1f story we write.
---Karen
Kristin: I'll pass myself off as your mother- you're my adopted daughter.
Me: You're not just a slut - you're an at-one-time underage mother! hehehe
Kristin: I had you at the ripe age of ten! How sick!
Kristin: How did this conversation get this way....lack of sleep.
---Kristin and I [She was talking about at the 'N SYNC concert we're going to]
Your RT side should come out a little more often.. I don't think I've seen it in a while. Or maybe it has, and I just think it's your normal side.
---Karen
[Have you ever answered a cat call:] That would mean I'd have to get a cat call in my direction first...lol! (Keri, you know that that cigarette in the pocket bit could almost be counted that
way...*eg*)
---Angela .. I'm gonna hurt her ;-)
Queenie said listening to you was like getting an audio version of a Keri post. Hehehe.
---Karen about the tape I sent her .. heh heh! It's prolly true! :)
Keri's the one who teaches me the great ways to turn down greasy men at the Hard Rock....LOL! No seriously, she's one of my
longstanding friends. Always there for me whether to hear me go on about someone, something, whether good, bad, sad, boring, etc...Even though someone else already told her this, I'd have
to deem it correct when the term "guardian angel" is used :)
---Angela ... awwww! :)
what exactly do you find so humorous..'cause i neglect to see the humor in this situation! ;)
---Jen
Hehe.. Keri was fated to be an RT the day she was born. :-)
---Karen
UGH! Every time I turn around, you're always there. You're like a freakin' nightmare! GO AWAY!
---Jen's mother to Jen ... [Heh heh heh!! ;) This was said to Jen when she was trying to wake her mom up at midnight to go sit in line all night for 'N SYNC tickets- her mom was not too happy. Heh heh heh!! ;)]
Amazons get invaded by another tribe? Too boring.
Men want to join the Amazons? Um... too weird.
---Karen trying to come up with a plotline for Buff1f: Warrior Princess... ... hehe :)
I'm not naturally funny. I'm funny naturally... 'cause Mom and Dad wouldn't pay for the reconstructive surgery.
---Anya
So. You don't want me to drop dead because of fanfic? Gee, thanks a lot, Keri. :-) I feel so honored. Truly, I do.
---Karen
Keri? You do realize there's a difference between me and Joss' version of Anya, right?
---Anya
I neither admit or deny any participation with regarding to a jinx, hex or other malificient act presented in contract against keri, aka Wappenshaw on AOL's AIM software.
---Anya
Oh God ..Noooooooo...Keri ..I'm becoming .. a *gasp* teenybopper.
---Julie
Oh, pshaw. Like I need a lawyer. Hello? Goddess? I dare the world to indite me.
---Anya
lol lately I've been torturing my boyfriend with ..da da da ..New Kids on the Block (You got the right stuff, baby ..I love the way you turn me on..)
---Julie
BTW, in six minutes I'm disappearing. I have this intimate appointment with the bathtub.
---Anya
You can sue. Although, look at history... any woman can be a Goddess. It's having a profile as well defined and egotistic as mine that is the envy of many.
(See my ego? It's very VERY healthy.)
---Anya
Anya: It's okay for a woman to have an engrossed ego. But, men never wear them well.
Me: Example: Via.
Me: Actually let's make him Exhibit A.
---Anya and I in an AIM convo
And you ARE a rock star - older men as your groupies? TOTAL rock star example.
---Little Willow/Allie to me
Have I blathered enough? Do you all feel like you know who I am, what I'm about, convinced I'm not dead in the corner and my corpse isn't decomposing?
---Anya ... [Poor Anya... she's starting to be quoted here a lot now too. lol.. that's what happens when she spends more time talking to me. I find her funny too, goshdarnitall! ;-)]
Julie: Rock on :-) lol I even bought this 2 disc cd set ..teen idols ..it has new kids, debbie gibson, tiffiny ..etc
Me: Ooh!! How cool!!!
Me: lol... oh no... i found that cool...
Julie: LOL ha ha!! not so closet teenybopper!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
Sad, isn't it? I've waited two days for tonight. I've got candles, a good book and raspberry bubble-bath... Ooh! Give me a sexy man and I'm SO good to go.
---Anya... LOL!
To continue my point, I got lots of bruises. :) War wounds, I call them. I have this other bruise on my left thigh... it's about a one dollar billed swirled around in a circle. Really ugly. Fairly painful. Got it from karate. I also had testing today for my next belt. HELLO?! My sensei made me be his partner, and I now have about 19 dollar-coin sized bruises on my arms. I just can't wait until p.e. on tuesday when everyone, including a hot freshman, will get to see them. :(
---Sagie ... about her laser tag adventure! :)
As for what'll happen in PE... there's gotta be some way you can use all those bruises to your advantage. Men like the feeling of being able to protect their women... really caveman-like of them, but then it's the job of us women to exploit that trait.
---Queenie to Sagie
When she really gets quotatious, I get paranoid and find myself checking her "Little Site of (traumatic) Horrors" ever few hours. As of late, she's been on a roll. As soon as her bestseller "Quotes by Karen" hits the bookshelves, I'm suing her for royalties.
---Anya about Karen ... hehehehe
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