Humor, Advice, and Comfort...

...previous quotes...

These are quotes that were previously on the front page. These quotes were done between 5/12/00 till 8/23/00... enjoy what was in the past- but just as fun and all that nice good stuff. ;)

Love is love. IF you find it, don't be stupid enough to turn it away just because it isn't in the package you expected it to be delivered in or the situation you expected to be in when you find it. It's far too precious.
---don't know the person, but loved what they said

Keri: *laugh* Is that nick catching?
Anya: I dunno. It's kinda like merging "Keri" with "Eurka!"
---Anya and I talking about the "Kerika" nick LW gave me

Gee, thanks Keri.... what a lovely way to show your love... *smirk*
---Queenie after seeing the link I sent her of Bart mooning everyone.. hehehe

Rebel? That would require me to have been a good obedient child once. I was never rebelling because I always was what I am. Warped.
---Anya

Keri = Nice Bitch.
Nice Bitch = Oxymoron.
Keri = Resident Terrorist.
Therefore, Keri = Oxymoron??
---Karen

Uh... Keri? *heh* You weren't thinking of quoting me..were you? I mean, I've just read a couple of my lines and I'm a little worried.
Justifiably worried, fyi.
You and Karen have a bad history. It must be something about people with names that begin with a "K".
---Anya

...and it's time for my facial and lip mask. LOL. I love my lip mask; it leaves my lips so kissable! =)
---Jen ... *smirk*

There aren't very many people who see the "real" Missy all the time. It's not like I'm wearing a mask or something, but I just don't choose to share my vulnerabilities with very many people. That is one thing that I'm having to learn to do in Keith's and my relationship- to let him see the me that hurts and has doubts and fears and even breaks. It's not easy. I hope that you will continue to let me in to the deep real Keri because I love to see it. Depth in friendship is something to hang on to when you find it.
---Missy

Oh, Keri.. .all women have balls. We just don't think with them. We nurse children with them.
---Anya... LOL!

Hmm. Should one worry more about falling out of their clothes, or filling out their clothes?
---Karen

Oh, and Don't Quote Me!
---Anya ... *smirk*

If there is a painter in the house who has been looking for an angelic face to paint -- you just found her. Keri is your girl.
---Bob from my church right after I'd performed my solo with the Songsters

Gee, my mommy says that too. Of course, she says I'm a very special case, and I think she means mental, but... Moms. They're all delusional.
---Anya

Sometimes I just add people to my buddy list to make it look bigger
And sometimes I add people so I can annoy them later :)
---Sagie

Keri: If you didn't have that gift, I'd be hitting you over the head by now- not like it would do much good, but you know, the effort. ;-)
Anya: Shure... then I'd have to kill you. No messing the Divine hair!
---Anya and I in an AIM convo... lol!

ewww. 70 year old men and 15 year old girls. I just got a visual.
---Sagie [This image still disturbs me!! ;)]

Funny how I obsess on the bad guys, whereas everyone else digs the good guys. It says something about my personality, I fear.
---Anya

You need to embrace your bitchiness more. :-)
---Karen to Julie

Well, Keri. I've been pondering these past few minutes and I realize I'm endangering myself. I'm talking with you, and Queenie, and Karen. Ergo, I will inevitably say something cute, clever or witty and find myself quoted.
This is not good. Very bad. Heinous. Therefore, I must shut up now and restrict myself to "Oh." "Uh huh." and "Yeah."
---Anya ... Heh heh heh!!

Sagie: I say "moo" the most often. When people annoy or bore me.
Keri: So if you throw a "moo" at me, I should prolly run and hide?
Sagie: Yes. Hide at moo. or meuh. <--that's how they spell it in france. ;-)
---Sagie and I in an AIM convo

And Keri? I saw the quotage. I'm obviously going to have to cut you out of my Christmas card list. And yes, it was a new list!!!
---Anya ... [You're going to cut me out again, aren't you? *pout*]

A special hi to all the lurkers! (See, no nagging. Just a special hi. Because you are special people. And so are mental hospital patients. Where do I draw the line? Good question...) ;-)
---Me *smirk*

There is nothing so sanctified as my Christmas card list. It is a privilige and an honour to be on it. That DOESN'T mean you'd necessarily get a card, btw.
One needs addresses to do that. ;)
---Anya to me

Oh, and Keri... are you going to frame that piece of fanmail now?
---Karen about my first piece of fanmail

Hello? October? Puhleeze. I've already STARTED my Christmas shopping. Geez. How much of a slackabout do you take me for?
---Anya to Karen

Friendships are hard on anyone to lose. It's one thing when they move or you lose contact, but when it's a loss of trust or respect, that just zings.
---Little Willow/Allie

Thank you for your continual love and support, and still wanting to be a part of my life. I do need you, and I love you so much. I did so much want to be a part of your family, and am glad to know I still am.
---Kelly

It shows that Love can appear where we least expect it, and that no matter what the world thinks, what our best friends think, love is the most powerful force in the universe, and love will find a way.
---someone was again appealing to my quote-y nature :)

Gee, just for you I posted again. The things I do for you, Keri. *sigh* And I'm not even billing you for all these pearls of my wisdom!
---Anya

Speak to me, woman! My god, three lines! THREE LINES! This is terrible horrible.
She's gone catatonic! We need paramedics, dammit! Keri, Queen of Posting is desperately ill! HELP US!
---Anya ... LOL!

I can't believe you wrote 3 lines. It's like a Guiness Book of World Records thingy.
---Anya to me

Can't you see it?
Me: She posted 3 lines! THREE LINES! She needs help! Desperately!
911 Operator: Do you know her address ma'am?
Me: Los Angeles...
911 Operator: I see. Street would help
Me: Bloody hell, what do I look like? Rand McNally Atlas? Her name's Keri, username wappenshaw, just get your scrawny asses over there before I turn you into a lowly male!
---Anya

By accepting changes in our friends, we accept them in ourselves. The world at large changes every minute, yet one little word or lack thereof can spin our own private world on a dime in the blink of an eye. Moving on is hard, but the hardest lesson on that topic is - It happens. Without noticing it. Without always wanting it. It can happen. With time, with healing, new events and goals distract you. They help you grow and slowly pull you away from the pain that once consumed your entire being. It's scary and sounds untrue at first; but with patience, time and a whole lot of love for others and yourself, it can happen.
---Little Willow/Allie

Keri: Oh of course. Anya, really? Can you picture me getting all wild and crazy? I think not.
Anya: Hey... I've got a fabulous imagination... so yes. I can. It's a stretch, but ....uhhhh... yep, there you go. Wild wicked houseparties.... I might have to discuss the birds'n'bees with you.
---Anya and I in an AIM convo

Yeah yeah yeah. Keri versus the moth. And the moth is winning.
---Julie

your stories are SO like soap opera episodes. :) heh
---Sagie to me

Heh. Live in my head for a week. You'll be convinced that you need to join a convent after.
---Anya

I just realized how seeing an Anya-post almost always inspires me to post too. I suppose it's because you post so infrequently, Anya. Which makes me wonder what would happen if KiN posted. My whole world would just go completely askew.
---Queenie

A five page encouragement letter? Note to self: Don't get Depressed. Lord and Lady, what would you do if one of us were to get married? It'd be an epic! :)
---Anya to me .. lol!

what you don't know about people... would make one *DAMN* interesting book!
---Evvie ... LOL!

some of our friends think we are nuts and i know our neighbors think i am cookoo. when hagen and i are outside i am saying things like, "my silly poopkins...go potty. go poo poo. you are such a good boy. mommy loves you." and all sorts of things. well, after writing that out now i can see why they look at me funny :)
---Dustie

you know what, i just decided, after reading for the third time..... i like this poem. it's not one of those "sweet" mushy ones..... (w/lots of sarcasm)--> "You know how i love those".... it's direct, true, and not sissi-ish. i'm gonna use this sometime... don't sue me.
---Becky about my poem, "Out of Doubts" ... LOL!!

I'm becoming more and more of a dork. Yes... with every day, I'm afraid. I'm dork bound.
---Kristen/Buff1f

Btw, Anya's kinda thrilled neither of us has quotage from her.
---Karen

it isn't always easy to open up, especially to make yourself vulnerable and open to rejection, by making the first move, but i wouldn't expect any less from you. i am glad to hear that you were courageous enough to make the first move! that's why this poem touched me the way that it did, i've done it and it is important to ask yourself questions and know that though most of it may not have been your fault, but that we are all human and sometimes we don't love people the way they need to be loved and have to learn, and learn to understand, that's why i was always very greatful for our friendship, you always "got" stuff, you know?
---Monique to me about my poem "Now and Then"

LOL...excuse me?! I'll get pregnant? My "dream" will come true? LOL...you're soo making me sound like a slut right now. Thanks, oh so much. =)
---Jen to me

he is our baby and that is how we treat him...lol when we first got him he liked my house shoes so i gave them to him. now he has a thing for bras. so, i gave him an old bra of mine to play with. what a funny sight it is to see him dragging that around the house!
---Dustie about her dog, Hagen... LOL!

Ke- Keri... I don't know what to do. Is there any way to- to repel dorkhood? I know you lost the battle- but- but- do you think I have a chance, still?
---Kristen/Buff1f ... LOL!

And if you think you're a bitca.. I highly suggest you take theSpark.com's Bitch test!! Show us how big of a bitch you really are. Heh.
---Karen to KiN ... heh!

dude, if you put all your poems in ONE portfolio... it's basically the progress of your maturity in detail. not only do you have those subtle over my head poems, but also stuff about the simple, and often "taken for granted" small important things... in life. PLUS, they're getting longer and longer... which is a good thing.
---Becky

i totally agree about the personality thing. a personality is great but good character is even better. an essential if i am going to be friends with someone. or really let them into my life. that is kind of harsh but i believe in the whole karma thing and you get what you give.
---Dustie

Oy. I never had that problem. I did have a "daisy" issue whereby I used to pull the flower petals off going "I love him, I'll kill him, I love him, I'll kill him." He's dead now.
---Anya about "crushes"

hey, the obvious really doesn't get nearly enough attention. sometimes we owe it to the obvious to do a little belaboring, because it so often taken advantage of. No one ever bothers to mention it, because well... it's obvious, but maybe the obvious feels like it's getting the short end of the stick. i mean, it's really very important, it cuts down on time, it makes our lives easier, takes the pressure off... but it goes largely unappreciated. The illusive, the complex, the convulted... they get lots of attention; while the obvious, which so contributes to the furthering of our lives goes most often with hardly a mention. Every now and then, I say, BELABOR IT! Surely it deserves it.
---Evvie's mindless ramble which I appreciated! :)

thank you for allowing me to read the prologue :) i, in all honesty, feel honored! i know how hard it is to let people read something you have written because it usually it contains a part of you...thus making you slightly vulnurable.
---Dustie

So you're an evil, non-mute dork? Looks like that list 'el have to start up again...
---Kristen/Buff1f

so karen you have motives that are not fully known..
why are you women so in love with men's minds.. it belittles us so! (Insert laughter if anyone gets a joke here... i dunno if i did.)
---KiN to Karen

i am a full believer that a good friendship has trial and tribulations or it is not one of those lifetime friendships. if you had no fights then what would you learn from and why would you become closer as friends? think of it like that!
---Dustie

Oh, Resident Terrorist, dear? I'm a Goddess. Ergo, Oxymorons are potential, possible and in existence. Sure, sure, I'm a Goddess of Vengeance, Fanfic and General Acts of Evil, but that makes innocent sweet Terrorists very probable.
Cope. You sweet little thing, you! ;)
---Anya to me

lol ...Keri ..wow ..you're certainly ..having ..er ..fun ..with being a..PSYCHOTIC FREAK!!
---Julie

Ooh, I'm very jealous that you could go to England next year by yourself. How's about this? We time it so that I can go with you! (Leave it to me to invite myself =) )
---Queenie to me

you know.. i believe you are far too in touch with the 80's... it's just not healthy!
---Evvie

you had me laughing so hard about the website thing...it's all about hagen...i do not care about you. that was so funny i was wiping tears away! and you know the funny thing...it will probably have more pictures of hagen then of me and my family and friends. i know i am sick in the head...you would think i worship a dog....hahaha.
---Dustie ... about her website she's making.. LOL!

Okay, anyways, Keri, it's my wonderful personality that attracts the sweet AOL people. OH, Justin's back!! LOL...anyways, as I was saying, your personality attracts the freaks...haha!
---Jen

The chaos, that trauma... eek. Life as an adolescent. Did I really say I missed it, because I was recalling rampaging hormones and decided I don't. I like stability, hormonal balance and the knowledge that I can legally jump anyone as long as they're willing.
---Anya to Sagie

you sound fun, i'm sure i'd find you endlessly amusing... i can see us standing there completely silently summing each other up.
---Evvie on our "observing" people we just met ways

Jen, you're so mean about poor Keri's post... though you're right. I don't have to sit here and read her graphic novel and reply to it. :-) Just kidding, Keri!
---Karen ... [Hmph... I gotta admit though- that was a pretty good insult! LOL]

It must be the water of California, 'cause I never wrote epic tales of my life (ONE DAY of my life at that) like you can! Wow.
---Anya to me

i'm good, i dyed my hair.. or actually i sat on a chair and my mom dyed it for me... or more to the point, i sat in a chair while my mom put the chemicals on my head that would dye my hair.. so now it's been dyed.
---Evvie

I met this boy at school. He is so cute. I wish I could marry him. His name is David M. He has red hair, brown eyes, and he has peach skin. I just adore him very much. I just Love him. (Okay, I have a comment...I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO THE HECK DAVID M. WAS! He must not have made that much of an impact on my life...LOL.) I hate this boy, his name is Robert. He is such a Jerk. He is very ugly. I love this boy, his name is Robby T. I wish I could marry him. (LOL...another one I wanna marry! But him, I remember.)
---Jen in her diary at age 10.. heh heh!

you don't like fish either? good god woman, what *do* you eat??
---Evvie ... LOL!!

Somebody chain Keri up -- and don't use those dummy chains of Houdini. I want real eldritch chains. Good solid magical cast iron chains.
Toss her into a corner and confiscate her toys. I want them and I might even share. Karen, Queenie - get on it. I know my two beloved evil priestesses can handle one sweet innocent resident terrorist.
---Anya ... after my Resident Terrorist run.. hehehe!

K a r e n ~ It was just a game.
::Ducks for cover::
---W i l l

You'll manage! The times and life of Keri... I *know* there's something in there to talk about! I have FAITH!
---Anya

Keri: *laughs* Okay, you've convinced me. You should just not be allowed to handle the pool stick
Julie: ;) i can't help it! i really just feel soo stupid holding that thing!
Keri: You're supposed to look manly! Be a manly man! LOL
Julie: Oh sure. A manly man with breasts!
Julie: you know that really sounds bad.
Keri: LOL! ya think?
Julie: ROTFLOL
Julie: and if i hear any 'hey baby, i'll show you how to handle my stick' i'm gonna kill someone!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo about how Julie doesn't know how to play pool... hehe ;)

Fascinating. I wonder what this is telling us about your psyche, hmm? Ah well. Just be grateful your subconscious didn't provide any CLOSETS in that dream! Because you *KNOW* how that interpretation would go!
---Anya to W i l l

Friendships are always screwed up... it's the getting past them that makes them so special.
---Queenie

RT... is you, there is no "how", it's an "I am" kinda thing. Just like I'm an evil Goddess. I AM that person. Evil is the description, but it's part of my identity. Embrace your inner moppet... kick ass with it!
---Anya to me

Keri: *laughs* Absolutely! (is this the word choice for the day?)
Evvie: :o) (if it wasn't i say it is now... from now on the word for june.. what the hell is the date? uh... right! from now the word for june 26 is "absolutely" by order of the Bitch Goddess!)
---Evvie and I in an AIM convo

being loved by the RT and the Goddess can be a scary thing, y'know.
---Queenie refering to me and Anya

Yes, I know I look good- keep looking!
---Jen to a guy who was checking her out in her cute outfit

I am a: loud, obnoxiously rowdy, loving "individual", who loves to entertain. Oh yeah, don't forget pretty moody, but the doctors think they're getting that under control. Didn't they get the memo that I'm uncontrolable?
---Kelly

I am a: Goddess. What I wouldn't give for my Grade 11 English teacher to read THAT "I am" statement.
---Anya

well, it is 6:30 on a saturday morning...what in the world am i doing up. ever since i started this job i can not sleep late anymore and it is crap!!!! that used to be one of my favorite things to do was to sleep late. poo....i guess i am gonna go get some doughnuts. this is our saturday morning ritual...getting doughnuts for breakfast.
---Dustie ... [I had to quote it- if only just for "crap" and "poo".. LOL]

YOU DID!! i can't believe it! i don't know why i can't believe it...
---Evvie upon seeing she was quoted *g*

There are times when Anya would love to hurt me and Sis... but can't. :)
---Queenie

I am allergic to: Ragweed and idiots. The bigger the idiot, the more I have this wild itch to kill him.
---Anya

i guess i just never think of myself as hilarious... until i read something i've said and i'm like... "wow, that's funny! oh look... i said that. i said that?? hey! i said that!"
---Evvie ... LOL!

I try to cry daily, it cleanses your soul.
---Kelly

My three top pet peeves are: top 3? Men. Men. Men.
---Karen

A question I am sick of answering is: When are you going to find a nice young man and settle down? For the record, NEVER! Why is it always a 'nice young man', what's wrong with some kick-ass dark nasty guy with a Harley and 'tude? Hmm?
---Anya

Keri: I love it, 'cause you basically take it outta context- and it makes it even funnier. My buds don't realize they're witty sometimes until they see the quotes.
Evvie: uh huh! he he he.. it's like a community service! lol
---Evvie and I in an AIM convo

I love to be in love. I can't believe sometimes that someone wants to love me as much as they do. Completely and unconditionally. I've taken love for granted before, and regret mistakes I made. Love is not something you give halfway. You give yourself completely, and you risk the hurt. I wouldn't give up one moment of pain for the love I've been able to share. With love comes lots of hugs. So if you love me, hug me. If I love you, look out.
---Kelly

I'm beginning to wonder if the words "night" and "bedtime" mean anything to you anymore after reading about your day... err, night.. er, whatever you call it.
---Karen to me

Keri: And friends otherwise are always a good thing to hang out with.
Anya: Yes, friends are...and you sure have a lot of them, so there's no reason for you to be unbabblesome outside of the house. Just, grab keys, walk out the door and mug some stranger. You could convert them to friend and willing slavish devotee in under five minutes.
---Anya and I in an AIM convo

No clapping. No snapping. I am not your peasant. And you can quote me on that.
---Allie/Little Will to me when I was getting an "ego".. LOL

for future reference, i'm not nearly as conceited as i may appear, it's all a sarcastic act... i'm VERY sarcastic. sarcasm is my friend. we're very close. intimate even. we have an inherent soul deep connection really... it's the things romantic cheesy 50's movies were made of
---Evvie

I'm glad I'm not male. Too much hair and scratching to deal with.
---Kelly

Anya: So, this wild party on Monday... I hope you remember chastity and virtue while partying down with the hot studs.
Keri: LOL! Honey, there will be no hot studs. My party is all girls. Hmm... don't take that the wrong way! lol
Anya: Keri... how can it possibly be wild if there's no men? Maybe you should be glad I'm not in California. I might have to fix this problem.
---Anya and I in an AIM convo

i have him whipped!
---Jen talking about her latest male conquest, Nik.. LOL!

Most innocent-looking: KERI. Don't trust that innocent, sweet, Goody-Two-Shoes behavior of hers. You haven't seen the REAL Keri yet.
---Karen

Benny: she said to go to a certain pub, but i don't want to just walk into any one...
Benny: that could be hazardous hehe
Keri: Oh yeah, Benny... you'd be hit on in a moment. Break out into your "genie" move and you'll have 'em falling at your feet.
Benny: shut up, woman!!
Benny: i only do that for you and your female dogs
---Benny and I in an AIM convo... [LOL! This can be VERY humorous when you think of the other word for "female dogs" LOL!!]

A perfect kiss is: one not in your imagination, one that is unexpected, and one that is completed by love.
---Kelly

Anya: Well, I won't keep you from grocery shopping. Try not to seduce the guy in produce, hmm? It's not fair to distract him from his work.
Keri: I'll try not to... it'll be difficult you know. A wink here, a wink there. It's too simple. *g* j/k
Anya: Just hold yourself back. I know, leading men down the path of temptation just comes so naturally to you... but, well. View it as a dare. I dare you NOT to seduce the poor men.
Anya: Of course, if the man in question is devastatingly handsome, incredibly rich etc... go for it. Forget it. Jump. His. Bones.
Anya: Your mother would want you to, you know. So that you can marry a man who can keep your mama in the style she'd like to become accustomed to.
Anya: (My mother finishes this one with a: surrounded by grandchildren. Blah!)
---Anya and I in an AIM convo... ROFL!

oh and when i first pm'ed you you smirked at me????? well then, i guess great minds don't think alike because there i was thinking you were this really nice person and you were thinking i was some kind of idiot loser! well pfffffffttttttttttt to you :) just teasing with ya :) :) :) we both know that i can be an idiot.
---Dustie ... [in reply to my comment about how I smirked at her first PM to me saying how "great minds think alike :)" meaning her and me ... hehe]

I just smooched the bi-woman! LOL.. j/k
---Jen

The little RT has gone behind our backs and updated her site. Evil, I tell you. :-) Just plain evil.
---Karen

Keri: CCR??
Evvie: Credence Clearwater Revival baby!!
Keri: Umm, heheheh... would you hurt me if I said I have NO CLUE what you're talking about? hehehe
Evvie: yes... i'd kick your ass from here to next tuesday!
Evvie: no...
Evvie: but that is a *damn* shame!!
Evvie: get in touch with your classic rock child honey, your ears'll thank you for it!
---Evvie and I in an AIM convo ... heheh

I don't believe in love having to have instant physical attraction. You develop a love for someone and the physical attraction, as important as it is, isn't what the attention should be on first.
---Kelly

*snicker* A growing problem with men over the age of 20... their sagging tits.
---Anya

Jen: >:-E
Keri: my friend!! oh how I've MISSED you!!!
Jen: lol!! he's here to save the day!! lol...j/k.!
Keri: LOL! Is he gonna protect me?
Jen: yes!! he's ready to take on anyone or anything!!
Keri: Come stay with me my friend! LOL
Jen: lol...he's here. he's not going anywhere until you feel safe! just copy him, print him out and stick him on your window and he'll protect you!!
---Jen and I in an AIM convo ... [lol... this was when I thought someone was trying to break in through my window at night and I was FREAKED]

Go sleep on your mom's bed for one night. :-) And see how it feels to lie on a mattress that conforms to your body... though I'm thinking that if it does that, one just might sink into the mattress.
---Karen

You know what I've discovered, speaking of sagging... tightening up the lower abs is the *hardest* thing a woman can try to do. The caffeine withdrawal is brutal, the dietary changes traumatizing and if I drink any more water, Lake Ontario will run dry!
---Anya

Keri: We're just weird... that's all. :)
Evvie: true.. but it's part of our charm.
Keri: absolutely! no one can resist our charm. It's magnetic!
Evvie: entirely.... and i think explains all those freaky people stuck to the doors and windows... i was wondering what they were doing there.
---Evvie and I in an AIM convo... ROFL!

you evil little...
---Missy to me in our first AIM convo ... [haha.. she's already discovering what I'm like on here.. *g*]

What does [Keri] mean to you?: She is the kind of girl my mother wishes I could have been, so I like to see the world from her view and then wonder when I got so old and so jaded. J She has the energy and passion for life, the open heart and the kindness to forgive and nothing ever gets her down for long.
---Anya ... thank you :)

Keri: What's up m'homie? lol
Dustie: oh lord...are you watching gangsta ghetto movies??? lol
Dustie: not much dog...just chillin waiting for my biatch (noah) to get home.
---Dustie and I in an AIM convo

Keri: okay, yes, Rachel. got it now.. and she's married to Sean from Boston with a baby now
Evvie: really??? how did that happen?
Keri: How'd that happen? Sexual intercourse. LOL! I'm bein' sarcastic..
Evvie: oh.. thank you..thank you.. i *never* would have figured that out.. care to explain in more detail? i'm sure it'd help with a visual. :::rolls eyes:::
---Evvie and I in an AIM convo about Real World peeps

Nice to see the hormones on parade. It just keeps reinforcing to me what I always knew: Women truly are the superior sex.
---Anya to Will and Via

Most innocent-looking: I'd say there is a tie here. Both Keri and Stephanie seemed (seemed being the key word) to be the 2 most innocent people in the world. HOWEVER, (hehe), I have seen those two girls' wild sides! Keri, you're a definite sweetheart, but I see the real you...the wild side that nobody knows about. :-)
---Benny

keri is a dork keri is a dork...nany nany boo boo stick your head in doo doo
---Dustie .......... ROTFLOL!!!! That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!!

I don't need alcohol to be loopy... I just get Jen to come over and she's a drug all in herself.
---Me

And K a r e n, how dare you chastise us after what you wrote about Savage Garden. Crotchy dance!? I think the word "omigod" about covers it.
---W i l l

well yesterday i went to get my car serviced and this dealership is so big and it was my first time there. i could not fnd the service dept (yes, i am really a blonde) and so i pulled up and asked a salesman where it was. he says let me show you. so, we get back in the car. now on the way to the dealership i had eve blaring. he gets in the car and i start it...forgetting about the music being so loud and guess what part of the song comes blasting out???? forgive what i am about to write. the first thing out of the cd is "p***y piece a mother f***er good enough to sale" i freaked out and got all flustered and instead of turning down the volume i hit the next button on the cd player. i was so embarrassed! i know he was thinking oh my word.
---Dustie .... *grin*

Keri is one of the sweetest girls that I know. She has such a gift of getting to know the "real you". It has meant a lot to me to know that I can tell her anything and everything, and still she will love and accept me. I love you, Keri!
---Benny

Julie: i'm cute. i'm adorable. i'm damn beautiful. i'm the prettiest thing i've ever seen. god i love myself.
Keri: Uhhhh.....
Julie: hi?
Keri: And you're calling me conceited??
Julie: lol all those years of calling me cute. you did this to me.
---Julie and I in an AIM convo

good never be ashamed of who you are.. let others be ashamed for you.. lol.. jk
---Kelly/SuperKelly

i always take hags with me when i go to get something to eat and am going thru the drive thru. he is always a perfect gentleman. well, today we went to mcdonalds and when the girl reached for my $ he started growling and barking like mad. i had to roll the damn window half way up to keep him in the car. anyway, it scared her so bad she had someone else give me my food. i was so embarrassed
---Dustie... haha!

I now know what to send Via in the event of a gift-giving occasion. Hankies to mop up the drool.
---Anya

chatterbox jen will get speechless again. lol.
---Jen

Dustie: lol...and the question is.....is it possible for dustie to lose her anal retintiveness for even a day?
Keri: lol... y'know, this could be a difficult one... hmm... but if you focus, maybe! Or wait... maybe you shouldn't focus... lol
Dustie: no focusing!!!!! ya right that is so not possible for me. it is taking all of my willpower not to be one of those deranged people who includes their dogs in their wedding:)
---Dustie and I in an AIM convo about her upcoming (some day) wedding

What do you like most about [Keri]?: I love the way she is so compassionate, the way she REALLY listens to what you have to tell her. She is always open to sharing her inner most thoughts, either by just straight out telling you, or letting you know through a poem. And I'm glad she does, because she's beautiful.
---Benny

Did you see that attempt to shift hormonal-overdrive, girlfriend? We admire physique, talent and mental prowess. In a pure form. No drool. Right? Women are controlled in their admiration of men.
---Anya to Queenie

Oh my God!!!!!!! Savage Garden rocked Radio City Music Hall last night! The concert was truly an awesome experience and it was such an excellent performance. Darren was rather yummy. I think he needs to move back to New York now.
---Karen .... it's all for the teeny bopper squeal- the girl does NOT squeal! LOL

the black bangers seem to like me. i think it is because i've got a ghetto booty. it kind of sticks out....i remind myself of that song "baby got back"
---Dustie

Ear/Eye: Eye. It's the window to someone's heart, and eyes have the abililty to sparkle. (When is the last time you've seen an ear do that?)
---Benny ... I really liked that sparkle thing.

Really, Karen needs to pause trying to quote people when she's concert-deaf.
---Queenie

everyone moves at their own pace. and at different times in your life your pace is different.
---Dustie

Yeah, Keri That's your story. Hit us with a "oh, I'm sorry... but I'm happy" to mask the "I don't love you guys, I shun you 'cause I have better things/people to talk to."
*sob*
I feel so unloved.
---Anya

I can't tell you how much that meant to me. I love you so much Keri, and you have such a loveable and admirable personality. Thank you for everything that you said, but more importantly, thank you for always being there, and for being the epitome of a true friend.
---Benny

Dustie: you are falling in love with my little man and you have not even met him:)
Keri: LOL! you make it sound like I'm gonna meet him and we're gonna go off and get married lol
Dustie: i know...i did not mean for it to sound that way:)
Keri: But yes, one can't help but be affectionate when talking about one named Hagen because one certain woman has spoken so affectionately of the one named Hagen that the one now sees the one in the same light. (huh? lol)
Dustie: awwww...that was sweet keri...aka one:)
Keri: oh, I was being sweet? :) hehe
Dustie: i know...a shocker, huh?!?!
---Dustie and I in an AIM convo about Hagen... lol

now if you met my baby you would so fall in love with him! if he were a man i would marry him :)
---Dustie to me about her "baby", Hagen, once again LOL!

How sustainable is your passion? In one sense- let's be honest- the worship tonight or any Sunday church service isn't the benchmark which we can use. Only the naive would say "Oh, here's people of true passion!" when it happens in the confines and the safety and security and comfort of a church building. True passion is formly shaped in the private place. True passion is when we come to love ourselves and understand ourselves as God loves us and understands us. And true passion is only sustainable when it will love even when it hurts.
---Phil in his IMPACT sermon... I love this.

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