No more playing red light, green light with Keri.
---Allie/Little Will ... about making plans for us to watch "Bring It On" together when she's down for my bday (and the Posting Board Party)
Anya, hon.. we all KNOW what you really want:
You crave a... tall, dark and sexy man.
I think that'll satisfy your cravings. Hehe. In the meantime, maybe you can go and kill me time by looking at the new quotes I put up. Heh.
---Karen
Julie's Wedding: Not just a wedding, but an event.
---Julie ... after her and I weighed out the possible violent attacks (mine included lol)
Going to crawl into my bed and die quietly. Give me four hours and I'll start dying loudly.
---Anya after a night of heavy drinking
People kept trying to talk to me, too, but I couldn't hear them because I had to wear earplugs. I just kept smiling and nodding, and the damn people would just walk away with angry gestures and expressions. I hate people!
---Sagie about her job at a shooting range
Ker: you're such a kind person and so diggable, out of everyone, i'd let you punch me when you're pissed (odds are because you'd probably do it lightly and then apologize for it. ;-)
---Alex/KiN
It's a miracle! A bonifide miracle! I'm NOT quoted! Woohooooooo!
Small things please great minds!
---Anya to Karen about her quote site
Now, now Keri... You're not allowed to hate college yet. You can't hate college until you're actually a college student.
---Queenie
*groans* Adorable? Woman, do you want me to just keel over here and now? What's the matter with you...telling me my reactions are adorable. Sheesh.
---Sara
Ya got me. My genetic material is very trollish. My family still owns the little bridge that our ancestors used to hide under laying in wait for hapless goats, little boys and the odd succulent little girl. We particular liked Asian children. Very tender. Almost like chicken in a ginger-sauce marinade.
*sheesh* Nice crack, Karen. Ya wanta be an appetizer?
---Anya
take it as a special compliment...i need my keri fix, and i need it more than once a year. this whole i don't get to see you and give you a big bear hug is kinda cramping my style
---Benny to me
She'll probably contemplate killing you after you look (and quote).
---Queenie about a quote-filled Anya post
Keri... You really do hate me, don't you? *sigh*
---Anya about me quoting her
I'm on top of myself and i'm loving every minute of it.
---Alex/KiN
First we see short-ish Keri post on the MB and we have the short Keri email in my mailbox. This is a miracle! Well, second.. the first being that you finally wrote back. Hehe.
---Karen
I have never heard of a British store. I hear their food sucks, which is good to know for when I do come across such a store. I hate British people. The guy who wouldn't offer me a job again was British. I hate lanky British men. That's more like it.
---Sagie to me
Y'know... For a Keri tale of liveliness, that was remarkably brief. I think we ought to be worried.
---Anya
Oh, while waiting in line...oh my...there was this girl, who I swear was like only 12 or 13, maybe 14 at the most...with this at least 23-year-old guy as her boyfriend. It was rather pathetic. They were making out and crap in line. Come on now, what 23-year-old in their right mind would hook up with a 12-year-old? That's nasty...not to mention illegal in good ole CA. I'm telling you, it's like one of those classic Springer topics where the babysitter hooked up with the baby he was sitting.
---Jen
Thanks for the poems, Keri....they were really touching and true to your heart. I pray that you will find your voice. Just a lil' note...I think you've already found it. The walls of the prison you talked about in your poem are starting to crumble, and the metal of the jail cell bars are wearing away. Keep turning to our Lord... He will help you to ultimately escape.
---Lydia
YOU had a fight with someone?--for an entire year, no less? Geez, girl. You have more willpower than I thought! (not that I didn't think you had willpower)
---Sagie to me
Oh bother... D'ya think I write these wildly strange posts for the sheer merry hell of it? No! I do it to goad you all out of the woodwork and entice you to post... even if it is to point out how severely I appeared to have snapped. Just for that... there's no Pork Tenderloin delights to scintilize and tantilize you tonight. I shall keep it's delights to myself.
*sniff*
---Anya
Dinner! Oh, let me rapturize about my dinner. (I know you're all dying to hear about tonight's illustrous meal!)
---Anya
It's amazing how attractive a listening ear can be.
---Me
From 8:30 am to 5:30 pm they cooked slowly until when I walked in the door I could smell the succulent wonder that was my meal-to-be. And what a smell it was! Ambrosia, let me tell you! I was swooning in dietary ecstasy, joyful and estatic. (See, I was so happy I repeated myself!)
---Anya amongst her babble about her dinner *smirk*
I love when you sign your name "Q.". It's so... special agentish.
---Sagie to Queenie
Sara: Uh-huh...She who notices all.
Keri: *ho hum* Just another one of my many titles. *cough*
Sara: MANY titles? My my, now who's having delusions of granduer?
Sara: Wow, you just ditched that modesty like it was a three dollar shirt at K-mart!
---Sara and I in an AIM convo
I refuse to kiss any frogs just to find a "man." I mean, if they were turned to frogs, what kind of men were they in the first place??
---Karen
IMHO, if you encounter a Prince (read Man. They are ALL delusional in terms of status) who has been turned Frog, then obviously... he at one point crossed my path and totally pissed me off! .
---Anya to Karen
You have such an amazing heart that even cynics like myself have to believe in the existence of the ultimate best friend.
---Queenie to me
Kin is God??
When did that happen? And why didn't anyone tell me sooner?
Oh lord... we have a Goddess, a God, a High Priestess or 2, one Resident Terrorist, a Happiness Princess and a Miss Sunshine... what more could we possibly want? Heh.
---Karen about Queenie's MB
*snicker* Who let you in the Divine Club? No one told me 'bout it! ;)
---Anya to Alex/KiN
How could I not see it Sweetheart? It's there, like a light brightening up the dark. Like a beacon, welcoming and trusting. It's a very beautiful and awe-inspiring thing, your strength to love. Truth, plain and simple.
---Sara to me
Since KiN is a newly inaugerated God, I think his first act of power should be to kill off this Hong Kong usurper so that Queenie.com website can rightfully fall into your hands.
---Anya about Queenie's search for a domain name
ha ha! As stated, Anya, I used my newly aquired God-powers on queenie.com by clickin "unnacceptable" on the "Do you like this website" column... ha ha.. i show no benevolence towards those who oppose me and my friends... uh i mean... my friends and I!
---Alex/KiN
Julie: You know ..if a person were to think really dirty about that....
Keri: And you know... only a person with a dirty mind would think really dirty about that... *smirk*
Julie: LOL!
Keri: Oh, Julie... what am I going to do with you, huh?
Julie: lol watch your sentences?
Keri: But then I'd be a censored Keri... and no one likes a censored Keri!
Julie: Nope :-) We like her naked and uncensored
Keri: JULIE!!!
Julie: LOL see I *told* you to watch your sentences but you wouldn't listen!
---Julie and I in an AIM convo
I'd just out and wonder if someone did find all this stuff somewhere in the future, they'd find limitless rantings of mine, thinking i led some sort of cult, geez we're a bunch of sarcastic God's aren't we? i mean really praying to us really leads nowhere if we're having a sucky day...
---Alex/KiN
Keri: *laughs* Look what you're doing to the poor woman. You're gonna bring an early death upon her. Er... no... Goddesses don't die. *cough*
Karen: Heh.. early death? that might be yours when she sees you in LA. :)
Keri: Oh no. I'm worried about this now.
Karen: She's SO looking forward to seeing you!
Keri: I'm scared now. *laughs*
---Karen and I in an AIM convo about Anya
I just drive by a Mc-Dicks, and I can smell the french fries, and my mouth can almost taste the McChicken sandwich. This "eat healthy" stuff takes willpower. And if I can entertain the masses and amuse at the very same time that I motivate myself. See? It's not just insanity for the masses. It's insanity against MY mass.
---Anya
I wish that y'all would make up your minds. Either you don't post at all (like within the past 2 days), or you post huge graphic novels à la KERI. Sheesh. Why not something in between... like a short post once every day or every 2 days?
---Karen
braces (yes or no) -- Nope. Mama loved me.
---Anya
Okay I guess I am the only one who's still stuck on the chocolate body paint
thing, huh?
---Julie ... the girl with a one track mind *grins*
I've decided that West Coast driving is hazardous to my (mental) health.
Ergo, although I love the two of you dearly, please note that I will not be
getting into car with either of you as the driver unless I had absolutely
nothing to lose. =)
---Queenie to myself and Sagie
Been on stage -- Yep. Fortunately, as a presentor, not as a singer. The
world might crack and fall apart if I had to publically sing. Or privately
sing. Just singing is enough to cause severe earth tremors.
---Anya
Aww... *sigh* He makes me melt. I'm a little puddle on the floor.
---Jen about her Ryan
Keri: *sigh* What's she gonna do, hm?
Karen: Uh.. Vengeance?
Karen: General Evil?
Karen: Get Keri drunk?
Keri: *laughs* I don't wanna get drunk thank you. I threw up just a bit ago for the first time in 12 years-- I do NOT want to revisit that time.
Karen: I don't think she'll get you that drunk.. After all, she told me: 3 beers = good. 12 beers = bad.
Keri: LOL Karen, I can't even handle the alcohol in NyQuil.
Karen: Or.. you can watch her get drunk. There's a possibility!
Keri: *laughs* THAT could be scarier, my friend.
Queenie: And even scarier? You can watch her have the hangover.
---Karen, Queenie, and I in an AIM convo about Anya's "visit to Keri"
hot tub or swimming pool -- Depends, who's in the hot-tub with me? Is he gorgeous, wealthy, young'ish and not devoted to his wife?
---Anya
It's a two way street with you and me. Heh, but I get the right of way. ; )
---Sara
if you can find true love in a world as nutty as this, go for it and hold on, because the ride you're about to board is one worth it all.
---Alex/KiN
Erm. Do you have time to be be fannish to yourself? Yeesh, what a resume of
fandomness.
---Anya to Allie/Little Will upon returning from a Buffy-like convention where she was on some panels
Quiet or loud?: Loudly quiet :)
---Julie about me
I see it's the wisdom of the more mature guiding the youth into the joys of
chocolate limbage. (Which bears no resemblance to the limbo unless you really
want it to.)
---Anya to W i l l
keri, you are the most funktified and crazy chick i know.. but you are also
the complete opposite and are quiet.. as well as open and honest, you tell
it like it is, man.
---Lauren
Attractive or unattractive?: Please, you think I'm going to answer that and
get you going again?? ;-)
---Allie about me ... LOL
No. I refuse any more deep considerations of wisdom. It's detrimental to my
evilness.
---Anya
I see Anya has read your quotes page. What would you like at your funeral?
Roses? Carnations??
---Karen to me
damn snow.
oh how i love thee so, for i am a winterbaby.
---KiN/Alex
Anya: *lol* Hey, I'm good. When I devise a plan, the world wants in on it.
Keri: *laughs* This is very true-- they wanna know what you contrived and all. I shoulda just saved the convo with you and posted it- they coulda
gotten the whole effect then. *smirk*
Anya: Sorry. My ingenious plans to manipulate parents are confidential. If you choose to reveal aspects of said plans, that's kewl, but my genius must
remain hidden and devious. So, no public release is acceptable. Of course,
for a low fee of $29.99 I could divulge secrets and means to twist parents
around one's finger.
---Anya and I in an AIM convo
Kinky or Usual?: smooches w/ Julie says kinky
---Queenie about me ... *smirk*
Aw, I can't go to the Xena Convention with you? Darn. I was so looking forward to it too. You know how I absolutely love sitting there, listening to people (whom I don't even know) talk about a show I never watch while being surrounded by people dressed in the same attire as the people on the show. Oh, fun times. Yes, yes. LOL.
---Jen to me
summer or winter -- Summer. I've had absolutely enough of this white shit that's clogging up the driveway, making a mess of my life and freezing my frickin' ass off. In fact, as soon as Christmas came and went, SO SHOULD HAVE THE SNOW! (I have issues.)
---Anya
PS -- Unless you wanna argue with me, I suggest you stay away for a while. A
sick High Priestess going to work in freezing cold temps is a very nasty and
cranking HP.
---Karen
(Do you think I'm...) A psycho?: Only when you are your native american self,
Runs With Scissors.
---Allie about me ... [*smirk* And I really am part Native American too. Mwahaha. ;)]
*snicker* See? This is what I mean... just take me, use me, abuse me, and
then toss me aside.
Oh, wait... that was my boyfriend in highschool. Sorry, was confused.
---Anya to me
Keri: Ya know, even when you're not feeling up to par, you still can make me smile. :)
Sara: *grins* It's you, you bring that out in me. Usually, I'm just a
grumpy jerk, with you, I'm a touchy feely grumpy jerk.
---Sara and I in an AIM convo
What? You competing for Keri's "Longest Post Ever" record?!
---Anya to Allie after her HUGE post following my largest post to date lol
Kinky or Usual?: Ohhh baby :) You've definately got a kink side *ducks*
---Julie about me *big smirk*
Hehe. I vote for me to post because even though this is considered my board,
I never post. And I'm an egotist. =)
---Queenie
Y'know what's sad? If I had shouted out I was pregnant, based on my posting
of recent past, they'd have all believed me... and run for bomb shelters.
---Anya to Julie
It'd be the end of the world.
---Karen about an Anya marriage/pregnancy
Would I do anything worth fearing? Moi? I couldn't do that to you! I love you
all so very much. Heheheheh. I'm sorry. That slurping sound you just heard?
It's nothing.
---Anya to Chris/Via
(Do you think I'm) Athletic?: only when bees are around
---Lauren about me ... LOL- so true, my friend, so true!
Since everyone else is doing it .... I will too! Haha ....I'm a follower. Oh
wait, that's not a good thing to admit to .. No wait! Ah ha! I'm inspired!
Keri and Anya have both inspired me to post :)
---Julie
Oh, I don't go hog-wild for my birthday, but I also relax my "kill, kill,
kill" mentality in honor of such a special and holy day.
---Anya
So... um... I'd run for the hills and hide! But I'll still love you even if you end up that way. :-)
---Karen to me ... about Anya wanting to put me in diapers in B:WP
I realized that people bring you down on purpose because they're scared to drown alone.
---Jen
Now, if you start pulling a Nicole and give us the gory details, we will have
to kill you. K? We just want to know your happy. (The point here is that you
understand 'happy' as an emotional state. Nicole hasn't made it to that
point. She still tells Karen what gives her the 'happy'. *shudder*)
---Anya to me
I'd make a beeline for the bomb shelter if I were you. Not only is Anya in a
happy-happy-joy-joy, but get this..... Karen actually used the word 'purty'
to describe my website. And what's more... she said she approved of it
too! The world is definitely coming to an end.
---Queenie
You've been watching "Boot Camp"? And yet you don't watch "Survivor"? There's something wrong with that..
---Karen to me
what do you want to do -- Get Keri drunk.
---Anya
Word up, Homey G Funk.
---Allie
Well it all started one night over a bottle of wine and strawberries *snip*
Oh wait! That was a dream! Sorry 'bout that .... Well it all started over a
bottle of liquid latex *SNIP* Damnit Alex, get out of my head! Let's try this
again .. We made our own fun *wink*
---Julie
Anya: Whattaya know! The sun is up and shining in a beautiful blue sky.
This is good!
Julie: Anya it's so nice to see you so bouncy and cheerful :)
Karen: Julie ... don't encourage her.
Julie: But Karen *sniffle* It's sooo cute to see her like this! :)
Anya: Julie, Ignore the heathens, I'm delighted you find my mood
refreshing. It will linger longer. It has much cause to.
---Anya, Julie and Karen on the MB
We're not lowly humans, remember? You and I are "heathens" according to the
Goddess.
---Karen to me
God bless you. You don't quote. You don't threaten to quote. You don't even
pretend to threaten to quote.
---Anya to Queenie