Disclaimers: Joss and his Mutant army own them, not me. I make no claim to B/F or W/T
Comments: I actually have a PLAN! OMG! And it involves a PLOT! OMG-Part Deux!
Date Stamp: Miss K, aka Kitty wrote this 02.12.01
Dedications: To the groping trio of Sarah Meyers, Sway and Star. Also to the guys and dolls of the Buffy n Faith Yaywhore group.
Title: I've been watching a lot of cooking programmes lately!
Authors comments: Blimey! Look how long they are getting! No more 1 x A4 fics for the moment.
Sex scene: It is very possible; awkward but well worth trying, if you have legs of steel! Trust me.
 
Faith's POV
 
Slayers Do Vegas XLIV - For Best Results, Keep Slayers Moist, and On A High Heat All Day
 
So we split off into two groups, me and Tara; Red and B.
I like Red, but she can really make my head hurt sometimes.
Put her and B together, and you get this babbling mess of hyper kids.
You know, the kind that if you give them one bit of candy with some additives in, they're like, bouncing round, breaking stuff and yapping at a hundred words a minute.
 
That's why I grabbed Tara, and headed off in here, 'cause this noise I can deal with.
We've been playing arcade games for two hours now.
I laugh a bit as I watch Tara using a sniper rifle to shoot terrorists.
 
Never would've pegged Tara for a gamer...
Guess she doesn't look like one.
Jeez Faith do you look like a vampire Slayer?
Does Red look like a seriously kick ass witch?
Did Oz look like a Werewolf?
Never judge a book by it's cover, that's what Giles once told me.
Yeah, while he was holding up some dirty, skanky, ripped old edition of Demons Fables for Kids.
I passed, on reading that; not enough pictures.
There's only so many lines of 'eviscerated a whole village with a click of his fingers' you can take.
If I want to hear about that sort of stuff I'll ask Anya.
She gets all enthusiastic about it, makes it more interesting.
I remember once, eyes getting all narrow as she told me about the time she made some guys swell up slowly, over a month, then explode.
Gotta love that chick for her originality!
 
'Shit, if you ever get sick of being a Witchy, at least you have a career in the Armed Forces! Doubt Red would like it, you'd come back all Demi Moore Butch.'
 
I watch her blush and she blows the head off a kid in the game.
 
'Faith!'
 
'Yeah?'
 
'I was doing really w-well! And now I killed a hostage!'
 
The game flashes up 'END' and she rolls her eyes at me.
 
'It's midday! We have to meet Willow and Buffy!'
She looks all panicky, like 5 minutes is gonna matter?!
 
'You missing your girl, Blondie?'
 
'No. I mean... yes. Why do you always give people names according to the color of their hair?'
 
'It's only 'cause I dig you, T-A-R-A!'
 
I like ribbing her, she gives me these school teacher looks that make me laugh.
She pulls on my sleeve and we head to the MGM, to meet Red and B.
 

 
'Tara! I was getting worried!'
Red runs over to her girl and they start hugging.
 
B walks over to me and smiles as well.
 
'No hug for me, Faith?'
 
I look round and see the 'love brigade' are still making with the 'we've not seen each other for at least two hours!' reunion.
 
'It's not a hug I wanna give you, B.'
 
'And it's not a hug I really want from you, Faith.'
 
I lick my lips and give her my slut wink, moving my mouth closer to her ear.
 
'What do you want... tell me.'
 
She purrs back in my ear.
 
'I want to kiss you, I... I want to feel your hands all over me.'
 
All the blood falls Southwards, and my temperature soars.
 
'More... tell me, B. Tell me and I'll do it to you later.'
 
'I want you lick down my body, I like it when you do that. It, it really makes me hot, like I am now. I can't believe we have to wait! I don't think I can.'
 
I pull back and look at her, and the lust in her eyes hits me straight in my chest.
I shout over to the fluffybunny twins.
 
'Hey, Red? We're going to the john, this place is massive, don't send a search party. Order us something to eat will you?'
 
She nods and they head off to the long queue for the restaurant.
At least it buys us some time.
 
'What are you...?'
 
'Come on, B, lets go find somewhere we can talk. I got a few things I need to show you in private.'
I wiggle my eyebrows and she swallows and nods.
 
We walk off to where I got lost last time I came in here.
They're revamping a massive bathroom suite thing, I went in it by mistake the other day.
Where is it?
HERE!
I grab B's hand, slam my fist into the lock, and pull her in.
We look round and it's just a big marble room, almost empty except for a steel counter and some tools.
More importantly, I know this is one place that doesn't have security cameras.
I heard the workmen talking about them being installed near the sinks, next week.
Guess no where's private anymore!
 
She pushes the door shut and as she turns round she flashes me a look that almost makes me sway back on my heels.
 
'What have you got to show me then, Faith?'
 
I take a few steps away from her, and smile.
Then I start to unbutton my shirt, from the bottom up, taking my time.
I lick my lips slowly and watch her mouth drop open.
She leans back on the door and watches me.
 
'Like what you see, B?'
She nods her head as I run my hands up my stomach, over my breasts and then slip my shirt to the floor.
I made sure I wore my skimpiest, black, 'I'm a hooker' set for this.
Just in case we got a chance to be bad.
 
I kick my boots off; never do the laces up anyway, so it's always easy to get out of them.
I unbuckle my belt, then my hands flick the button of my pants open.
She's virtually panting, her hands are flat on the door, but I can see them shaking slightly.
 
I flick my tongue out of the corner of my mouth as I slowly, slowly drop my zipper.
Then I move my hands and start to push them down.
I hear a sharp intake of breath as they drop to the floor and I step out of them.
Yeah, this underwear is guaranteed to get a reaction like that, especially when it's on this body.
I can't help it if God blessed me with a full package!
 
'Still like what you see? It's all for you, B.'
 
I put my finger in my mouth and slowly bring it out and drag it over my lips, between my breasts, down my body and rest it on the top of my panties.
 
Her knees go weak and she slips a little, before catching herself.
She pushes away from the door, looks round and grabs a broom.
She snaps the wooden pole and jams it through the door handle, locking us in, and better still, anyone else out.
 
Then she walks over to me, her eyes never leaving mine, and slams her mouth into me with such force that I have to take a step back to stop from falling over.
She puts her hands on my hips and lifts me off the floor a bit, I wrap my legs round her waist and she pushes me back against the wall.
I tense up at the feeling of the cold marble on my back.
 
I pull my mouth away from hers, to try and catch my breath.
 
'I like you this way, all forceful and rough, it's making me wet. You're making me wet, baby.'
I purrr it into her ear and feel her hands clutch harder at my hips, her body pushing into me even more.
This is one thing I know how to do; turn B to mush without even having to touch her.
But I never lied, I am wet, and getting even more fuckin' turned on everytime I feel her breath hit my neck.
So, I try to push her over the edge a little more.
 
'I want you to slip my panties to the side and push your fingers inside me, you remember how I felt don't you. I'm so wet for you, B.'
I feel her start to pant harder underneath me as she starts sucking on my neck.
My eyes close as I squeeze my legs round her waist a bit more.
Slayers strength, finally damn good for something!
 
'I want you to fuck me, I want to see your face as you slide into me. Do you want that to?'
 
My breath is matching hers as she moves from my neck to look me in the eyes.
She's got this wild look, and it makes my jaw drop open a little, as I try and get more air in my lungs.
She moves one hand to my mouth and puts a finger to my lips.
I open my mouth and slowly take it in.
I get a moan from B and she pushes into me, sending a bolt of pleasure through me, I suck on her finger even more to stop myself from crying out.
She pulls it back out, my eyes have closed.
I'm so hot and I want her so fuckin' badly.
Her voice growls at me.
 
'You want to see my face when I fuck you? Open your eyes then, Faith.'
 
They flick back open and I have to blink to get some focus.
She wiggles her fingers in front of my face and then moves her hand down.
I feel her move her body back from me a few inches, I tense my thighs to keep me in position, against the wall.
Then her hand's moving along the top of my thigh, then to the underneath, then pushing my panties to the side.
Then I feel her moving the tip of her finger in, teasing me.
I stop myself from shutting my eyes, on reflex.
I feel a moan come out of my mouth, as she moves her finger in and out, just a bit.
 
'Do you want it, Faith? Tell me, please. Tell me!'
 
Her voice is just a whisper, her eyes are glazed and her breath is coming hard and fast.
She moves her finger in a little more.
God...!
 
'Fuck me!'
 
She pushes her finger into me, hard, then sets a rhythm up.
My eyes close at the feeling of her moving in me.
 
'NO! Open your eyes!'
 
She stops moving her finger and I open them again, and tighten my fingers into her shoulders.
Digging them in her.
She takes her finger out, almost the whole way and just as I'm about to beg her not to, she thrusts into me again, more this time.
Don't know how many.
God... this is...
 
'B... this is what I'm going to do to you later. When we're back in the room, I'm...'
She pushes her fingers into me so hard I lose track of what I'm saying.
Feels so good.
So good...
Can't think properly.
 
My thoughts jumble as she thrusts into me, her thumb on my clit, moving in time.
Sending me closer to the edge.
Her eyes, so dark.
Her fingers, moving in and out of me so fast.
Thrusting in me.
Pushing in me.
Hard.
My hips moving with her as she fucks me, faster and faster.
Can feel my orgasm building.
Building up inside me with every movement of her thumb.
It feels... so good...so...
Closer and closer!
Her breasts pushing into mine.
Her body crushing me into the wall.
My eyes start to drift shut again.
 
'Don't close your eyes, Faith! Look at me!'
 
I hold a sob back as I open them.
Her fingers speed up and she pushes me over the edge.
A scream tears out of me as I feel my orgasm flood through me.
My body tenses up and arches off the wall.
I fight to keep my eyes open as it rips through me.
Her eyes penetrating me, as her fingers still are. 
She keeps fucking me until every last bit is gone.
I loosen my grip on her shoulders and my head falls, to rest into her neck.
She takes her fingers out of me, slowly, and I feel empty without them.
 
She walks us over to the counter and lowers me down on to it and then puts her arms round me, holding me tight.
I wrap my arms round her, and then I hear her crying softly.
I feel her tears on my shoulder.
I don't understand.
Did I do something wrong?
 
'B, what's up? Why are you crying?'
 
She pulls back and looks at me.
She laughs softly as I wipe her eyes with the tips of my fingers, trying not to ruin her make up.
 
'I'm not sad, just... god, that was intense!'
 
'You're telling me! Never knew you were such an animal, B!'
 
I growl at her, then kiss her lips gently.
I pull away and run my hand through her hair, nibbling on her neck.
 
'Mmm... no! We have to get back, Faith, they'll be wondering where we've gone.'
 
'Jeez, that's selfless of you, B? You sure you don't want me to...'
 
She puts a finger to my lips.
 
'If you finish that sentence I wont be so selfless! Just sit there!'
 
She moves to pick my clothes up off the floor, dusting them off.
She slips my legs in my pants and I jump down into them.
I put my shirt back on she helps me with the buttons, her hands shaking.
 
'It's like a reverse strip, B. Never had a girl help me put my clothes on before!'
 
'First time for everything, Faith. Let's get back to Will and Tara. Do we look like we've just... you know...?'
 
I take a step back as I put my feet in my boots, and pretend to study her.
 
'I know I probably look a lot less tense, you on the other hand? Shit, you look like you're gonna have a breakdown!'
 
I feel her slap my arm and I grab hold of her shirt as she tries to move away from me, pulling her into a kiss.
She pulls back, and slaps my hands off her.
 
'They better serve ice-water in that restaurant, and as much as I love Will and Tara, I hope they go home tonight!'
 
'Me to, B, I've got plans for you later.'
 
I give her a wink and we head back to find the FluffyKitten Twins.
 
 
To be continued...