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Slayers
Do Vegas Series
Faith and Buffy hit Las Vegas in big
style. We have good times, bad times, fun, frolicks, cocktails, bikini
clad racks, Star Trek, pink inflatable elephants, Big Bad's, Tara and
Willow towards the end, Purple Girl from Star's You've Got Mail and
SEX! What more could you ask for? Also, I have since improved in the
old 'comma situation'. Forgive the terrible punctuation in these early
stories. I will get round to correcting them, but there are 200+ to
check. It's a long job. Hey, make it a game! I left the comma's out
so you could figure out where to put them. Aren't I kind?
Note about the titles; look I suck at
them, I have exhausted almost every Veruca Salt song, so now I just
think of something ridiculous and use that. Apologies.
19.01.02: This got nominated for
an award, and who am I to deny a pretty, Eliza button?
Sequel:
Slayers Do Christmas
I- Planning Ahead Is Essential
II- Keep Your Eyes on the
Road and Your Hands Where I Can See Them!
III- Fairy Tales & Real
Life aka Oil & Water
IV - White Knights &
Round Cleavage
V- Flirting Can Seriously
Enhance Your Libido
VI - There's More than One
Way to Feed a Slayer
VII -Playing
Mental Health Games is Not Good for your Psyche
VIII- When Playing Games,
Slayers Should Stick to Scrabble
IX - Don't Put Your Foot on
the Heart Brake
X - MTV Weirdness DeathMatch.
Vegas V SunnyHell
XI - Dream Sequences Make
the World Go Round
XII - When Carrying a Flaming
Torch, Please Wear Oven Gloves
XIII - It's all About the
Chi-Chi's, baby
XIV - When Stroking Ego's,
Please File Nails First
XV - When Conversing With
A Slayer, Vowel Sounds Will Do
XVI- To Alert Slayer, Please
Pull Chord Sharply
XVII - Do Not Let Sleeping
Slayers Lie
XVIII - I'm the Faith in
Creation, So Take A Drag on Elation
XIX - For Best Results, Please
Cold Wash on a Gentle Spin
XX - If They Come
by the Pound, I don't Want to go Metric!
XXI - To Open, Gently Prise
Top Off and Remove Inner Covering
XXII - For Best Results Apply
Regularly, to All Areas of the Body
XXIII - The Voodoo; 'Who-Do-What-You-Don't-Dare-To'
People R
XXIV - It Can Be Hell Getting
Into Heaven R
XXV - Slayers &
TLC; A Little Goes a Long Way
XXVI - Something in her Smile
was so Bitchin'
XXVII- Please Be Careful
of Low Flying Brain Cells
XXVIII-Slayer Cocktail:Take
Three Parts Alcohol, One Part Lust,Two
Slayers, Stir and Enjoy
XXIV - For Best Results,
Soak in Alcohol for Two hours Before Eating
XXX- Stewed Slayers In Vegas
Aka; Porn with 29 Previous Parts of Plot
R
XXXI - Bend Me, Shape Me,
Any Way You Want Me NC-17
XXXII - Sundown NC-17
XXXIII - One Tub of Rocky
Road Ice-Cream and Two Spoons, Please
XXXIV - Memories, All My
Troubles Seemed So Far Away
XXXV - Dead Inside
NC-17 WARNING.
XXXVI- Everytime I trust
you, I lose in the End
XXXVII - I've Made my Bed
and Now it's Time to Sleep
XXXVIII- A Bird in the
Hand is Better than a Smack in the Face with a Brick
XXXIX- One Small Step at
A Time Usually Means A Boring Walk to The Shops
XXXX - aka Slayer Barbie
& the SlutWonder Take Vegas, Instead of Each Other
XLI - To Keep Slayers in
Perfect Working Condition, Lubricate Frequently
XLII - Anyone Can Make
You Sweat, But I Can Keep You Wet
XLIII - For the Perfect
Snack; Take Two Slayers, Sprinkle with Underwear & Leave to Roast
For An Hour NC-17
XLIV - For Best Results,
Keep Slayers Moist, and On A High Heat All Day NC-17
XLV - DANGER! Please
Keep Slayer's Mood Even, At All Times!
XLVI- Shimmer, Shimmer,
Like A Girl Should
XLVII - You Gotta Get it
Glimmer, Shimmer, Sparkle While You Can NC-17
XLVIII - Shame, Crashing,
Falling Off of the Tracks Now R
XLIX - I Nailed You, Until
You're Walking the Walk R
L [50]- Ding, Dong, the
Witch Is Dead! NC-17
LI [51]- Sometimes, Just
Sometimes, There's A Happy Ending
LII [52]- A Lot of Bang
For Your Buck
LIII [53]- Slowly, Slowly,
Catchy Slayer
LIV [54]- It's a Shame,
You Have a Mind of Your Own Now
LV [55]- Open My Eyes,
How'd I Get Here?
LVI [56]- The Haze of the
Biggest Mistake I’ve Ever Made
LVII [57]- I Think I Might
Just; Regret It
LVIII [58]- I Think I Might
Just; Rewind It
LIX [59]- I Think I Might
Just; Change The Channel
LX [60]
- Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam
LXI [61]
- Veritas Vos Liberabit
LXII [62] - You're My Xena,
I'm You're Gabrielle
LXIII [63] - 105lbs of
Lean, Mean, Kinky Machine
LXIV [64] - Facta Non Verba
RE-WRITTEN ON 13.12.01
LXV [65] - I Had To Fall
To Lose It All
LXVI [66] - Where's Your
Head At?
LXVII [67] - My Charnel
House
LXVIII [68] - Fortes Fortuna
Iuvat
LXIX [69] - And Then There
Were None
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