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- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then
quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
- If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
- Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
- When the bosses talk about improving productivity,
they are never talking about themselves.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
- Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious
and carry a clipboard.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
- It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its
burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak
- Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down
- After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end
of the month than you did before.
- It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, do it then.
- Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going
to get.
- A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in
the butt.
- Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.
- Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of
the world's population.
- A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same
head.
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