In the year 2001, we embark on A Krink Odyssey. On This, the Dawn of a New Millenian, the Internet takes on a new look. Gone are the childish references to Vegetarianism and Modernity; gone are the Half-Assed layouts with White Backgrounds. Prepare yourself for the Future of the Human Communications. Prepare yourself for Robots and Spaceships and Rayguns and Slimy Aliens and an Economy based on Information. Things are Changing, and Ian's Website is at the Forefront of the the Move into the Future. We are already Well Into the Future, and Things will never be the Same.
Pretend, if you must, that you still live the same Life you did before January 1st, 2000. But those who watched the Beginning of the End of Civilization as We Know it on Television, those who see movies like "The Matrix" and don't find them so Far-Fetched, these are the people who are Paying Attention, the people who know which way the Nanobot-laced Wind is Blowing. These are the people who are ready to have their Memories transferred into an Android that can take any shape, do anything, and will last Forever. They will be the First Ones in the Spaceships which will colonize New Planets and Use up their Resources at Breakneck speed before moving on to the Next one. They are also the people who frequent Ian's Website, and they will be the Leaders of the New Time which will Rise like the Phoenix out of the Ashes of the 20th Century.
So those willing to take the Risks which will lead Humanity into a New Time in which it will attain its Greatest Glory may Read On and See the Wonders of the Near Future which are publicized in this Webspace. Others will be afraid, but the New Humanity won't need them--and if you don't like this Website, the New Humanity won't need you. There are Eight totally Rad Features which Prophesize the Glory of the Soon-to-be-Present Future. Check 'em out:
Check out the blisteringly futuristic substrata of my good human friend Debra's NEW Website.
(Includes jokes about the future. Highly recommended.)
If you like spaced-out music from the future, you'll love
Tom's Cosmic Radio.
With all this focus on the future here at Ian's Website, you might be thinking that we forgot about the past. Think again:
Classic Ian's Website.
Ian's Hellishly Dark Website of the Damned.
The Ian's Website Back-to-School Spectacular.
Checken Sie mein deutschespraches Website über Ludwig Wittgenstein aus.
Tired of typing out that long-ass URL? Now Ian's Website can be accessed at www.krinklyman.com!
(Actual address does not include exclamation point.)
See how cool the Future is?!
Also email ian@krinklyman.com for good-natured heckling.
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