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Here are a few entertaining quotes to make you chuckle :)


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If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck
Id swim to the bottom and never come up
But since it aint vodka and I aint a duck
 Just pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up
 
 Questions
 
Can blind people see their dreams?
 
Pick Up Lines
 
If I told you that you had an nice body, would you hold it against me?
 


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