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| Absolutely Fabulous Production |
| Edina: It's not a fad Darling. It's note like crystals. Urm burn dinkj dum. Ar mar diminky bar Saffy: Please stop it! Edina: Sweetie! You wouldn't say that if you knew how much we owed to my chanting Darling! A lot of things in this house wouldn't, This house wouldn't be here Darling! I chanted for this gorgeus house. I chanted to be succsesful and to belive in myself. (Pretending to be chanting) Please help me to make money so I can buy Saffron some books and a car Ding Ding Ding Please in Budest obviously. Not in English when I do it properly. Saffy: What is it some sort of cosmic cash machine? Edina: Ufff Fashion Series 1 Episode 1 Saffy: (On the phone) Oh hang on a minute. Mum it's the Betty Ford clinic Edina: What do they want? Saffy: They want to confirm your booking for 3 weeks next Monday (Gets phone of Saffy, Saffy leaves room) Edina: Thanks Pats Fashion Series 1 Episode 1 Edina: Ong niong bing a homg on timung (words to the same effect) Saffy: (Funny look) Oh dear Edina: Morning sweetie. I'm only going to wear orange from now on, religious purposes(Continues to pretend to chant) Saffy: You've been getting dressed for 3 hours and you still look like a blouted citrus fruit! Edina: Sweetie it's a very healing colour very positive colour. Fat 1 Episode 2 Patsy: Morning Eddie Edina: Oh Pats just stand there, I'm going to lift my shirt and I want an honest opinion (Lifts shirt) Patsy: Surgery! Lipo suction on the stomache, hips, bum lift, tit lift lose a ring Edina: (Offended screech) Patsy: This is Georgie. Say hello Geargie Georgie: Hello Fat 1 Episode 2 Edina: Come here sweetie I want to talk to you. Something has been stolen from my room. Saffy: What? Edina: Just a little certain something precious to me darling. Bubble: (Holding up a space age pot) Have you seen this pot? Edina: What? Where? France1 episode 3 Gran: What does one use to put the tea in the pot with dear? Edina: A teaspoon, a bloody bugary teaspoon! Gran:Oo a bloody bugary teaspoon that sounds rather clever. And what does one fill the kettle from the bloody marvellous tap I suppose(sarcasticly) France1 episode 3 Edina: Send them back I'll just be able to send them back darling Patsy: Sell 'em on mark 'em up sell 'em on Iso tabk 1 episode 4 Gran: Not eating Patsy? Patsy: No. Liqued lunch for me. Gran: No wonder you're still thin as a rake. Men like something to grab onto isn't that write Oliver. Oliver:(Shocked look on his face because he is gay and lives with Saffy's dad) Birthday1 episode 5 Edina: I've got some lovely cooking pots coming over from Samaria they don't need them they've got no food to put in them after all. Magazine1 episode 6 Patsy: One more facelift on this one and she'll have a beard. (Iso Tank) Patsy: One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high, the world's your gynaecologist. (Magazine) Magda: If the models get any younger, Pats, they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk! (Hospital) Patsy: My mother didn't give birth - she had something removed. (Birth) Patsy: Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you're better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you're unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously. (The End) Edina: (to Saffron) You're going to turn into me someday, you know. Edina's Mother: (to Edina) And you'll turn into me, dear! Edina: Don't worry I've got Docter Eathanasium for that. (The Last Shout) |