Please note: Vicki died in November 1999. Her body has been stored in a freezer since that sad day, but her bits, we are assured, remain fresh. Vicki will be posted to the winner in a plain cardboard box which will under no circumstances carry the words "Dead Sex Dog enclosed." The creators of this website accept no responsibility for spillage or leakage from said carton.
Once received, Vicki should be thawed with caution and handled gently. On no account should she be penetrated and walked around the room like a hairy toffee apple.
Editor's decision remains final. This competition is not open to Canadians, because they talk funny. Please re-freeze Vicki after a week and return her. We get lonely. |
