You need Java to see this applet.
Whoredogs!
Welcome to the ravishing world of the professional Whoredog, the cheeky, outrageous and alluring canine love machines who can be rented, but never bought!  Journey with me as we meet some of the sexiest Chum-munchers in the world.  Our companion will be the reknowned pimp 'Mister Lubberman' who will be forcing his 'bitches' onto the street at the end of the tour and ordering them to 'shake their moneymakers.' 
YO!  LISSENUP!  I is de great Mister Lubberman, and you's lookin' at mah bitches!  Now these is ladies, an' I don't want no gawpin' or touchin.  Respect is the key!  You'll be meetin' some hot babies, but remember, their asses belong to me, so if there's any sniffin' goin' on then it'll costya!  You like mah ride?  Paid for by mah laydees.  They don't hold out on Papa Lubberman, or they'll be wearin' their ears around their collars!  Anyway, on with the show, and if one of these laydees catches your eye, we can do business later!
There are SIX areas to visit...
W-H-O....Go go go!
R-E-D...Oui oui oui!
O-G-S...Yes yes yes!
Put 'em all together.
Whatchoo get?

WHOREDOGS!
Credits...Who to blame for this disgusting nonsense...or who to complain to if your 'pet' has been used in a libellous manner...like I'm REALLY going to care...
Incredibly, you are visitor number...
Coming soon....
    
* Cat fisters of Olde London Town
    
* Ferrets With Attitude
    
* Goldfish in stockings
    
* Teenage Bull Milkers
Due to a broken counter, you can add 3200 to this figure ...honestly.
    Is Declan Swan a cunt?  Find out here...