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"Sheee-it, you is bein' royally treated!"

Details: Barely legal!  This bitch-child is hot stuff, captured in this picture lovingly sitting beside her workstation - the bed!  Those beautiful sad eyes can entrance you in a second, and don't even think about her doggy chews! Fifi has been fertile for nearly seven months now, but don't worry, she practices safe sex - she's been spayed! Those sturdy legs, allied with this cheeky off the shoulder 'Uncle Sam' number have claimed many young man-dog hearts...and boys - she's not even TWO yet!  A heartbreaker for years to come!

Name : Fifi L'Amour Age : 18 months Most likely to say : Well, I'm not sure, I'm a little shy!"

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Name : Sapphire Age : 2 Most likely to say : "Daschunds are a girl's best friend..."

Details: Put those eyes back in boys- she really IS legal!  Already an old hand at the whoring game, Sapphire has taken many famous scalps in the boudoir of lust, working her way through the canine stars of Hollywood at a gallop.  First it was Sabre, the descendant of 'Rin Tin Tin', then there was the famous lesbian kiss with Lassie, and now last month she boffed the big one out of 'Turner and Hooch.'  Expensive tastes and a wardrobe to die for, she's the hottest thing on Hollywood Boulevard at the moment.  Beware though, she doesn't come cheap, starting at 100k just to sniff her arse!

Yes, I want to back to the menu and choose me some more Whoredogs!