Skills : Bluff Yorkshire monster Heathcliff moved to London in 1875, where his size soon made him stand out in the effette southern Whoredog market. He began a meteoric rise to fame, ladies impresssed by his sheer size and girth and gentlemen measuring themselves against his monstrous proportions. Though from Yorkshire, he had no great interest in money, seeking only to slake his feverish lust and eat in order to sustain his large proportions. His notoriery reached a peak when he burst the Duchess of Devonshire, and though she refused to press charges, demand in his services dropped as the nobility began running scared of his reputation and his outsized dog wanger.
Growing increasingly desperate, he accepted a 'sex-off' challenge against 'Black Bob' the Irish Wolfhound who had won the bare-knuckle rutting championship every year since its inception. After thirteen hours nastiness Black Bob was declared the winner when Heathcliff's legs refused to support his swollen cornhole, and he elected to painfully make his way back to the gentler climes of the Yorkshire Dales, where his unique talents might be more appreciated by some of the strapping ladies in that county. Sadly, the return journey proved to be too taxing to his huge but damaged body and his corpse was discovered puckered and distended in a gutter outside Batley, his once proud member pecked by birds and gored by the local wildlife. |
