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• Theme From Psycho




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• Outer Limits

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was war.
The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.
The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.
And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, "I'm dynamite."
Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"

A little boy goes up to the door and rings the bell. The lady opens the door, and the boy says, "Trick or treat!" The lady says, "Well, aren't you cute! What are you supposed to be?" The boy, miffed because he thought it was obvious, says, "I'm a pirate!" The lady says,"Well then, where are your buccaneers?" The boy says, "Jeez, lady, they're on my buckin' head!"

18> Tapeworm!
17> The Texas Chainsaw Macarena
16> Dorf on Beating Someone to Death With a Golf Club
15> Invasion of the Potty Snatchers
14> Iraqnophobia
13> Mittens Visits the Asthma Ward
12> Mr. Dole Goes to Washington
11> 101 Mutilations
10> Attack of the Receding Hairline
9> The Island of Dr. Perot
8> An American Werewolf in Therapy
7> Winnie The Pooh In Tigger's Stew
6> First Wives Clubbed
5> The Miami Beach Chainsaw Massacre: "That shrub's gotta go!"
4> You're an Axe Murderer, Charlie Brown
3> The Methane Monsters of Fraternity Row
2> April The 15th - Jason's Audit
And the Number 1 Least Popular Horror Movie...
1> She's Wearing White After Labor Day!

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