I can't find the clicker
(The "Remote" you might say)
It's damn near ruining
This damn perfect day

I search all around
It's no where in site
This damn thing will be
Gone all fucking night

19 minutes later
I find the little shit
I click down the volume
And then I go sit...

Back in my bed and
Write this little rhyme
Who woulda thunk
It'd take THAT much time?

Course, me being blonde
Has no affect at all
Why I couldn't do it manually;
It's because I'm so small

The buttons are located
6 feet in the air
I'm only 5'1"
And it just aint fair!!