Dear BOB:

Why the fuck'd you leave that note?
I think you should blow a goat
"Hey I'm hangin with your sister
And guess what? I just now kissed her"

You're a dendrophiliac
You stupid mother fuckin prack!
I hate you with so much of me
That I really have to pee

Be right back...
You fuckin prack!

Kay I'm here now listen, yo!
I can't believe you had to go
And fuck her in the ass like that
She's a spoiled rotten brat

"I love you so very much, hun"
What in the hell was I on?
Just because the sex was great
Didn't mean we had to date

You were the one who proposed
And promptly after took off my clothes
You ripped the button on my blouse
I'm keeping the deed to the house

You can live on the dusty street
And wear no shoes on your feet
Become a dirty, filthy bum
And I'll laugh cause I'm the one...

...Who took away your fuckin money
What d'ya think? I bet it's funny
Wondering what you could have had
Then you'll go and fuck my dad

Stupid mother fuckin bitch!
I'm the one who's stinkin rich!
I got money, I got cash
YOU CAN COME AND KISS MY ASS!!

Dumbass BOB, what'd you think?
That I'd go fall in a sink?
That's not EVEN how it goes
I can't believe you didn't know

Go fuck my sister for all I care
She has skidmarks in her underwear
I bet you'll really enjoy those
Cause they're inside all her clothes!

You like that fuckin crusty stuff
Gross little perv, you aren't so tough!
I could squish you with my thumb
YOU MOTHER FUCKIN LAZY BUM!

Who gives a fuck what you do?
Not me, not me, not me bout you!
Go have the worst time of your life!
Hate you lots!! --Your fuckin wife