Intro:
Dilemma!
*dodododo*
Dilemma!
*dodododo*

Verse 1:
I walked home... last night
It wasn't... quite right
I was all... alone
I couldn't find...
MY HOME!!

Chorus:
Dilemma!!!
Someone's comin to get me!!
Dilemma!!!
What the hell do they want?!
Dilemma!!!
What does "dilemma" have to do
With this fucking song???

Verse 2:
I got home... real late
Not knowing... my fate
I was not... alone
When I finally found...
MY HOME!!

Chorus:
Dilemma!!!
Someone's comin to get me!!
Dilemma!!!
What the hell do they want?!
Dilemma!!!
What does "dilemma" have to do
With this fucking song???

Verse 3:
There was someone... in there
Wearing my... underwear
I said... Ummm Kay
And they...
WENT AWAY!!

Chorus:
Dilemma!!!
Someone's comin to get me!!
Dilemma!!!
What the hell do they want?!
Dilemma!!!
What does "dilemma" have to do
With this fucking song???

...this fucking song!