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Verse 1:
There once was a fox
Who laid on the rocks
And tanned in the sunshine all day

Overhead was a bird
Who took a big turd
That whistled while it made its way

Something Odd:
Down down down down
Down to where the fox was
Down down down down
Down just becaaaause...

Chorus:
GRAVITY!
Is something we can't control
GRAVITY!
I think it's a bunch of bull
GRAVITY!
Stupid scam to make us fall
GRAVITY!
It's how we can bounce a ball

Verse 2:
It finally hit the fox
Who was layin on the rocks
And it turned his poor head white

"What the heck?!
I'm gonna be sick"
And he threw up all into the night

Something Odd:
Down down down down
Down to where the fox was
Down down down down
Down just becaaaause...

Chorus:
GRAVITY!
Is something we can't control
GRAVITY!
I think it's a bunch of bull
GRAVITY!
Stupid scam to make us fall
GRAVITY!
It's how we can bounce a ball

 


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