This manager was having money problems so he decided he'd lay off 1 employee. He narrowed it down to 2 employees, Jack and Jill, and the first 1 to come to work wouldn't get fired. Next morning rolls around and they both come in at the same time, so he figured the first person to take a lunch break would be cut. They both didn't take a lunch that day and then he figured whoever left first would get fired. Both of them stayed late so the manager confronted Jill as she was going to the door. He said "Jill, I have a problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." and Jill responded, "Well you better jack-off cause I'm late for the bus."