This lady is at a bank waiting in line and a robber comes in and starts robbing the bank. The bank teller isn't cooperating and the robber starts panicing and shoots off three rounds and they all went into that lady who was waiting in line. The ambulence comes and she's rushed off to the hospital. It turns out that this lady is pregnant with triplets. The doctor said that she'll be fine and so would her children.

14 years later they were at home and the oldest daughter rushes out of the bathroom and goes, "Mom! Mom! I was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!!" So the mom sat down and explained the whole story to her.

The next day her other daughter comes out of the bathroom and says the same thing and so the mom told her about the incident 14 years ago.

The day after that her son comes up to her and says, "Mom, you'll never believe what happened!" and the mom says, "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out." The boy goes, "Nah mom. I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"