Monday through Wednesday I prolonged a fight
Thursday I took a beating

I don't think I did too well
My hair line is receeding

Rough housing can't do that
The dumb bitch had to pull...

All the hair from my head
It's feeling kinda dull

No one knows why I didn't fight back
I think I'm just a weenie

Don't you dare agree with me
Or I'll punch you in your spleenie!

Afterwards we all went out
And cheered sodas to the winner

Right before she realized it
I poured in Laquor-Thinner

Over time, about 2 days,
Her skin turned green and black

Cuddling up with her boyfriend
Made him want to yak

Kinda funny, don't cha think?
You get what you give out

She deserved what she had coming
You know what I'm takin about!!