I go in room 536
Ms. Hyde's Office class
I go and grab my folder
Then sit on my ass

I type in the username
The 4-digit code too
We get a new assignment
Gracie doesn't know what to do

Every 15 seconds
My arm gets pulled and tugged
"Oh my god! What did I do?"
She knows I like being bugged

Everyone's got nicknames
We think it's so much neater
There's Sidewalk, Alana, Tree and Egg
Hole, Bimbo and Beater

It's a really easy, slacky course
Everyone will get an "A"
Gracie and I are oh-so hyper
The best period of the day

Everytime Hyde tries to talk
Tim drums and spins around
We think he has a thing for Breanne
And Gracie's hair is brown

Britni sits across from us
And keeps it on the low
But when Afro Boy and Mean Man talk
She surely lets us know

Egg and Beater think we're nuts
And so does everyone else
But if they have a problem with it
They oughtta go to hell!