Panties and pickles both start with "P"
One ends with "les" and one ends with "ies"
Both can be edible; both can be seen
Both can be lumpy; both can be green

Pa-a-anties go on chicks
Pi-i-ickles look like dicks
Pa-anties get lost in cars
Pi-i-ckles float in jars

If a guy eats a pickle, he is hungry
If a guy wears panties, he is funky
Pickles are considered veggies
Panties sometimes give you wedgies