Peter-Peter pumpkin eater
Had a wife and then he beat her
Threw his mother in a cage
And left her there for days and days

Found his daughter, threw her out
In the snow and sleet and drought
Took his son and his black shoe
And covered them in super glue

Went to L.A., kicked his dad
In the arm and leg and nad
Came back home and took his aunt
To a bar and that was that

Grabbed his uncle by the arm
And threw his penis off the barn
Now his uncle is his aunt
Went to a bar, that was that

Fucked his sister in the ass
Then his brother on the grass
Humped his older cousin's leg
Went back home and sucked a fag

Peter-Peter pumpkin eater
Lived a life that couldn't get sweeter
Took a fork and stabbed his wrist
And died in a puddle of his piss