Intro:
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
I don't know and I don't care!

Verse 1:
Someone's knocking on my door
I told them to go away
They're still knocking on my door
Don't they get the idea?

Chorus:
I'm not home!
(She's not home)
I'm not here!
(She's not here)
I'm not answering the fucking door -- today!
Today

Verse 2:
Someone's peeping through my hole
To make sure that I'm not there
I'm staring back at 'em through my hole
Standing in my underwear

Chorus:
I'm not home!
(She's not home)
I'm not here!
(She's not here)
I'm not answering the fucking door -- today!
Today

Something Odd:
Knock, Knock
Who goes there?
Knock, Knock
I said WHO?
Rat-a-tat-tat a Rat-a-tat-tat
A Knock, A Knock-Knock
WHOoOoOoO!!!!!

Chorus:
I'm not home!
(She's not home)
I'm not here!
(She's not here)
I'm not answering the fucking door -- today!
Today