I have a friend
Her name is Annie
She wants me to write a poem
About her panties
Her panties are pretty
Her panties are fun
Her panties should go
On everyone!

I have a friend
His name is Brandon
He prolly doesn't want me to write a poem about him
But his pants he had his hand in
His boxers are plaid
He shows them off
He wanders around
And attempts to cough

I'm the rainbow round the sun
I'm the one who steals your fun
I'm the line that gets on you
When you wash the dishes, FOO!

So many cute guys
So many blue eyes
Is this real?
What's the deal?
And which one is my prize?

His face is so brown
His neck is so white
His hair looks like a tire
And that's not right

You make my sky blue
You make my grass green
I love you so much
That it hurts my spleen

[Name of Person] is so beautiful
Beautiful with a B
If beautiful is an angel
That is what he/she'd be