Verse 1:
Push all my buttons
And turn me on
Stick in your floppy disk

I say "Welcome"
So you do
And you get a virus

Chorus:
THE I LOVE YOU VIRUS!!!
THE I LOVE YOU VIRUS!!!
You can't escape it
You dirty perv!

Verse 2:
Push the eject button
But it's stuck
Tug on it some more buddy!

Finally it's out
Something's wrong
You can tell... by the color

Chorus:
THE I LOVE YOU VIRUS!!!
THE I LOVE YOU VIRUS!!!
You can't escape it
You dirty perv!

Verse 3:
Kisses everywhere
In your pubic hair
The I Love You Virus at it's best

Did it please you?
Did you like it?
Hope you learned a lesson... FREAK!