I just got a letter today
In the outside mailbox
It was typed up pretty-wise
And I have the chicken pox

The letter, it said:
"Dearest Darling Poo,
Ummm I have no idea
Why I'm writing this to you.

"You must understand,
That today my pants were ripped.
I sat down in my chair.
When I noticed, I flipped!

"Everyone was laughing,
Everyone did smile.
I don't know why they ripped
But I guess it's worth the while

"I really don't have much
That I need to say.
Hope you're feeling better now.
Have a non-itchy day!

"--BOB" the weird head
Why'd he mail this to me?
And how did it get
Home this quickly?

Even if he sent it this morning,
It would have taken two days.
This is making me hungry.
I WANT SOME BARBEQUE LAYS!!!