I bought a turkey at the store
It was pretty big
I bought a turkey at the store
It looked like a pig

I bought a turkey at the store
It had large breasts
I bought a turkey at the store
Marked clearly the best

I bought a turkey at the store
It was in July
I bought a turkey at the store
And tried to make it fly

I bought a turkey at the store
And glued on some feathers
I bought a turkey at the store
They blew off in the weather

I bought a turkey at the store
It looked pretty hott
I bought a turkey at the store
And fried him in a pot

I bought a turkey at the store
It tasted pretty bad
I bought a turkey at the store
The worst I've ever had

I bought a turkey at the store
I gagged then I threw up
I bought a turkey at the store
Some dynamite blew it up

I bought a turkey at the store
I went back and I screamed
I bought a turkey at the store
They banned me and I creamed

I bought a turkey at the store
It brought me much delight
I bought a turkey at the store
I'll get another tonight!